How Men Think....

[sinky]

How men think:

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We
lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to
enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that magic.

Wow! I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a
bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge.

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying
that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a
great lover.

"Anyway, she giggled, I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fuck off.

[Rondavu]

I don't think that way.

[Lukie]

define 'a few pounds'.

[Andy Holt]

I laughed.
























maybe

[ProZachNation]

AM I the only one who doesnt like stick girls?

I like curves, I dont care if a girl has a few extra pounds if she has nice curves and a pretty face.

I hate girls who are super skinny and thier face is all sunken and shit.

[Rondavu]

I like very skinny women. Paris Hilton would do it for me. So would Gwen Stephani. I know it's not normal. My girlfriend is 100 pounds soaking wet. It might be because I don't like to cook. I've had one overweight girlfriend my entire life. She had biggins.

[Kessler]

I'm all about fit. It's not a matter of if she's "Skinny", but she has to be in decent shape. I've had a couple of bigguns in my day before I knew any better, but once you curl up next to a rock hard personal trainer, you'll never go back.

And fakies are a wonderful thing.

-Kes

[DaNutsInYoEye]

AM I the only one who doesnt like stick girls?

I like curves, I dont care if a girl has a few extra pounds if she has nice curves and a pretty face.

I hate girls who are super skinny and thier face is all sunken and shit.

I'm with you ProZach. I can't stand skinny girls. If I wanted to fuck a bunch of bones then I'd go dig some up.

[journey075]

skinny girls are the best.

[swiggidy]

I've had one overweight girlfriend my entire life. She had biggins.

QFT

I'm not necessarily stuck on skinny, but I can't stand a couple extra pounds. Why do athletic girls always get left out of this conversation? You've got more than bones and a tight body. Mmmm

[Greedo017]

[boost]

thats just wrong.

I hate skinny girls too, they are just gross. fit is fine, nice and soft is better though. Not fat, fat is gross, rolls are gross. I like girls who take care of themselves, but still have a lil squish to htem