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    Default How old are youse guys?

    Thirty here.


    Just curious...take no offense, please.
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    This might help you get a feel for the community here:

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...light=profiles
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmrogers7
    This might help you get a feel for the community here:

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...light=profiles
    Hmmm...what do you figure "The topic or post you requested does not exist" means?

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    Wha? That link works just fine.
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    That link is to a part of the forums that is restricted...
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    to answer your question i'm 21...
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    25 here.


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    sheesh....never figured I'd be the old guy at 33. Where's fishstick when you need him?
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    I knew this was already discussed somewhere before. Here's the link:

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...&highlight=age
    When your wife says, "Now if I were as lesbian...", while looking at Jennifer Garner, wouldn't she be your favorite actress too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pokerfanatic01
    That link is to a part of the forums that is restricted...
    Ah crap, that's right. Sorry dudes.

    I'm 35.
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    I'm all 19 and what not.

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    i guess I am the old man 38 in a few days
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    31 as of Wed 3/9
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    a mere ¼ century
    Is that guy still part of the forum??
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    443 x 567 x 1142 / 945 *13.95432 - 3.14125 * 0 +27
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    35 in a couple of weeks...
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    31 next week
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingDan
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    16?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by KingDan
    16
    16?

    That's alright. Dwarfy's only 15 I think.

    I'm 33.

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    Remember our hierarchy of signs? x and / over + and - always left to right?

    Quote Originally Posted by cartilago77
    443 x 567 x 1142 / 945 *13.95432 - 3.14125 * 0 +27
    Reduces to: 4235744.528352 - 0 + 27

    OR

    4235771 years, 192 days, 20 hours, 21 minutes and 48.672 seconds.

    Placing you well over twice as old as fishstick.

    You, sir, are old.



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    Quote Originally Posted by FyrFytr998
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by KingDan
    16
    16?

    That's alright. Dwarfy's only 15 I think.

    I'm 33.
    Grrrr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cartilago77
    443 x 567 x 1142 / 945 *13.95432 - 3.14125 * 0 +27
    So basically you have too much time on your hands...
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    Guess I'm the legal baby of the bunch.

    18. Nowhere near 19 yet.

    How can someone be 16?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    How can someone be 16?
    When a mommy and a daddy really love each other 16 years ago....

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    har dee har har harr...

    you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about, but I'll drop it, because you're the 'rilla.

    and actually, it'd be more like 17 years ago...(9 months pregnancy...HELLO? :P)
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    lee, im 18 as well, turned it 2 1/2 months ago... we are the legal babies :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    and actually, it'd be more like 17 years ago...(9 months pregnancy...HELLO? :P)
    That's assuming he's exactly 16 and not 16 and 6 months or 16 and 9 months.

    Check and mate. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    and actually, it'd be more like 17 years ago...(9 months pregnancy...HELLO? :P)
    That's assuming he's exactly 16 and not 16 and 6 months or 16 and 9 months.

    Check and mate. :P

    -'rilla
    ah, but the majority of the time (75%), it WILL have been 17 years instead of 16. I am going on the majority, as it gives me the positive expected value to be right. neeeneer neeener neener. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    and actually, it'd be more like 17 years ago...(9 months pregnancy...HELLO? :P)
    That's assuming he's exactly 16 and not 16 and 6 months or 16 and 9 months.

    Check and mate. :P

    -'rilla
    ah, but the majority of the time (75%), it WILL have been 17 years instead of 16. I am going on the majority, as it gives me the positive expected value to be right. neeeneer neeener neener. :P
    If he's 16 and 6 months and older, You should round it to 16 years ago for reasons of brevity. If it's younger, then you should round it up to 17. So it's 50/50 for reasons of ball parking.

    And my 16 comment leaves less confusion about his actualy age vrs your 17 since it requires the explination of accounting for pregnancy.

    I win. :P

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    I concede victory to you, 'rilla.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    I concede victory to you, 'rilla.
    And good night to you, sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    I concede victory to you, 'rilla.
    And good night to you, sir.

    -'rilla
    WHAT in the heck?!?!

    Fine...I'll respect my elder, but that was MEAN deleting my reasoning and replacing it with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    I concede victory to you, 'rilla.
    And good night to you, sir.

    -'rilla
    WHAT in the heck?!?!

    Fine...I'll respect my elder, but that was MEAN deleting my reasoning and replacing it with that.
    It was like 2 in the morning. I had to stop it somehow. And I think you'll agree, this way made me look best.

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    34.....Man, I do not like being a 30-something
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    and actually, it'd be more like 17 years ago...(9 months pregnancy...HELLO? :P)
    That's assuming he's exactly 16 and not 16 and 6 months or 16 and 9 months.

    Check and mate. :P

    -'rilla
    Technically, assuming he's atleast 16 and 3 months (75% chance), then his mommy and daddy loved each other at least 17 years ago. Could have been up to almost 18. You only helped to prove your point wrong there, 'rilla.

    I still think we need to get a chess game on once Tyler and I finish. Then I can show you the meaning of "check and mate." Your argument there was more like "see, if you move your knight here, then I'll be in check mate."

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    P.S. Yes, I see that my argument was (sorta) made by someone else. They gave up though. Strange...

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    Can't play two games at the same time!?

    wussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Can't play two games at the same time!?

    wussy.

    -'rilla
    As long as I'm not blindfolded, that'd be no problem

    Your move then. Start a thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thestrokes
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    Ahahaha! I've found a new elanto to be my friend! :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by KingDan
    16
    16?
    Edit uh.. i actually put some of my own writing in here.

    When I was younger I was (and I still am) one of the best chessplayer in the country for my age. A few chessplayers are very good poker players and I learned some of them. I moved onto books and learned a lot.

    If anyone wants to play a game, I'd suggest going to www.chessclub.com You can play as a guess, and it is in my opinion, the best interface online. My handle there is KingDan, so if someone wants to play a game PM me.

    Btw, I turned 16 late in February.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    Quote Originally Posted by thestrokes
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    Ahahaha! I've found a new elanto to be my friend! :P
    yeah but im probobly not half as good at poker as you or he is
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman

    Ahahaha! I've found a new elanto to be my friend! :P
    Where is 'lanto? Been gone about a month?
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    Quote Originally Posted by eeeee
    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman

    Ahahaha! I've found a new elanto to be my friend! :P
    Where is 'lanto? Been gone about a month?
    He quit poker.

    -'rilla
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by eeeee
    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman

    Ahahaha! I've found a new elanto to be my friend! :P
    Where is 'lanto? Been gone about a month?
    He quit poker.

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    oh sorry I asked
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    39, gonna be 40 in a couple months. UGH





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    Quote Originally Posted by Pizzaman
    39, gonna be 40 in a couple months. UGH


    But you look 20.

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    I'm 19.
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    21 here
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    Quote Originally Posted by JeffreyGB
    P.S. Yes, I see that my argument was (sorta) made by someone else. They gave up though. Strange...

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    The argument WAS made by someone else...then promptly replaced with "I concede victory to 'Rilla" :P
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    Even with the few who are older than I am, I feel old surrounded by all of these teenagers and early 20-somethings :P

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    17, will be going to the casinos July 24th.

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