This is how you get girls

[Dueces88]

I'm bored so I feel like giving some advice. The best way to get girls is...

Just be yourself.

Hmm...not good enough? K.

Uhm, don't be too arrogant! ...still want more?

Errr, stop being nervous around them. They are not that different from guys. They put on their bras on cup at a time just like us. We have a lot in common.

Really, though, the best way to bed a girl isn't to use lines and do PUA things. IMO, from what I've seen of PUAs, they are putting on an act that kinda unconsciously persuades the girl to like them. I mean, why do you have to put up a false image to do that? You don't need to wear a big, bluffy, purple top hat in order to get their attention. Just stand erect, relax and talk.

The first step to getting the chick in your avatar pic with you is to befriend them. Not like buddy-buddy type of friendship. When you meet a chick and want to get to know them, you have to make sure the next time you meet her, it's more of a "hanging-out" feel instead of a "first date" feel. If she feels it's a date, she'll not only have certain expectations, but she'll also have her guard up. If she's under the impression that you're just hanging out together, then she'll feel more relaxed right off the bat and that's +EV ('the f*ck am I using poker lingo here for?)

Now that her guard is down, you can get to know her without feeling like she's judging everything you do. Get to know about her present state of affairs (school, job, social activities, etc), her past a bit (but don't get too personal too early) and her plans for her future. Also, don't be afraid to touch her, because that's unprofitable in the long-run (wait, what?). I don't mean be a pervert and fondle her. Start slowly at first and gradually work you way up so she slowly gets physically connected with you (there is really no other way I can think of phrasing that). Once she's used to your touch, you can start to touch her in better ways like "tickling her," her sitting on your lap (or you sitting on her lap if you prefer), holding her, etc. Also, the more you spend time with her, the more personal you can get when you speak with her.

Then sooner or later you're gonna have to shift to talking about her feelings towards relationships, guys, sex, etc (and you have to talk about your own views of relationships, girls (or guys if your a closet homosexual), sex, etc.). Then when you feel the time is right, get access to somewhere quiet so you can be really alone. You can then take it from there. I'm sure you all know how

So to sum things up:
-Don't make her feel like hanging out with you is a date
-Give her the feeling that hanging together is like hanging with a friend
-Don't be scared to touch her otherwise, she'll think you really just want to be friends.
-Escalate your physical connection gradually
-Escalate the probing (or your "getting-to-know-each-other" conversation) to be more and more personal over time
-Have access to a place where you can sex it up

I guess that covers everything. I was purposely very vague because well...I'm an asshole. Btw, it also helps if you're not ugly. I mean seriously, I've seen some ugly people. People who should be banned from society. So yea, if your ugly, go be a hermit or something.

So...if there is anything I didn't talk about here, just let me know. 5 minutes from now, I'm probably gonna get back to work and wonder why I took time to write this thread in the first place

[bikes]

Wat.

[Thunder]

Right on a few things. Wrong on so many levels.

[Dueces88]

Wat.

Huh?

Right on a few things. Wrong on so many levels.

Actually, I am right. It's not complicated, but you can present an argument as to why I am wrong.

[Robb]

Right on a few things. Wrong on so many levels.

LoL.

[Thunder]

Actually, I am right. It's not complicated, but you can present an argument as to why I am wrong.

Actually, you are not and I am way past caring about changing your mind. You mentioned poker lingo in your thread. Here is another: "don't tap the aquarium". So I won't.

[Dueces88]

See, it does not make sense for you to say I'm wrong when I am talking from experience. So the girls I get with, you're saying the girls did it wrong. Hmm...amusing.

Let me guess. You study psychology at one point and you feel you have figured out how to get a girl based on what you learned in Psych. It's fine if you feel that way, but I find it funny that you say I'm wrong about things such as (1) it not being complicated, (2) not making her feel as if it is a date, and (3) building gradually on the relationship.

That's the core of my post and if you think that's wrong then really I can't help ya.

[Ragnar4]

I think we will be able to judge the quality of Dueces advice by seeing pics of his signifcant other.

go go go.

[Jack Sawyer]

http://www.amazon.com/Tao-Steve-Dona.../dp/B000056HQ9

[Dueces88]

I'm all about getting them, but keeping them is another story. For some reason, poker training is all that's on my mind so...yea the relationship thing...hmmm...yea

[Dueces88]

I think we will be able to judge the quality of Dueces advice by seeing pics of his signifcant other.

go go go.

But honestly, my advice should be simple enough to understand and I think I explained the reasons why in a way that anyone can comprehend. It's up to you if you feel it's good advice or not. But you'll never know until you apply it to your life.

[jo]

Start slowly at first and gradually work you way up so she slowly gets physically connected with you (there is really no other way I can think of phrasing that). Once she's used to your touch, you can start to touch her in better ways like "tickling her," her sitting on your lap...

By "girls" are you referring to 8 year olds?

[Dueces88]

Start slowly at first and gradually work you way up so she slowly gets physically connected with you (there is really no other way I can think of phrasing that). Once she's used to your touch, you can start to touch her in better ways like "tickling her," her sitting on your lap...

By "girls" are you referring to 8 year olds?

WHO TOLD YOU!?!

But seriously, you've never tickled or had a girl (that's your age) sit on your lap?

[WildBobAA]

lol at this thread

[bigred]

What about getting boys, for uh, the girls who want to know

[ProZachNation]

my mom always told me to be myself.

[Dueces88]

Hmm, I dunno about getting boys. I'll do some fieldwork and get back to you in a few months...or I won't be able to sit down...but then again, that should mean mission accomplished.

[Jack Sawyer]

"yourself" is a very fluid concept

[Dueces88]

"yourself" is a very fluid concept

Don't act like something you're not just for the sake of impressing a girl. Most of the time, it turns into bragging, which is a turn-off, or you just look dumb, which I hear is a turn-off as well.

[spoonitnow]

Pro tip: commune posts don't count towards your post count.

[Dueces88]

I was already aware spoon

This thread is a combination of giving advice and being incredibly bored, not for post count.

[Robb]

Pro tip: commune posts don't count towards your post count.

^^^qft

[Galapogos]

My new favorite thread.

[bigred]

What if "who i am" is a 65 year old man trying to lure rilla to my basement, will get, uh, girls?

[Chelle]

How to get girls:
Knock them over the head with a rock, drag them back to your cave and ravish her.

It works, it's how spoon and I fell in loooove.

[ProZachNation]

How to get girls:
Knock them over the head with a rock, drag them back to your cave and ravish her.

It works, it's how spoon and I fell in loooove.

Now days we replaced the word rock with roofie, and cave with bropad. And ravish with underwhelm.

[bigred]

How to get girls:
Knock them over the head with a rock, drag them back to your cave and ravish her.

It works, it's how spoon and I fell in loooove.

I have a feeling it was the other way around with the whale

[Dueces88]

What if "who i am" is a 65 year old man trying to lure rilla to my basement, will get, uh, girls?

Depends on what rilla is. I thought you wanted boys. Make up your mind!

[Chelle]

How to get girls:
Knock them over the head with a rock, drag them back to your cave and ravish her.

It works, it's how spoon and I fell in loooove.

I have a feeling it was the other way around with the whale

The thought makes me kinda throw up a little in my mouth.

[bigred]

How to get girls:
Knock them over the head with a rock, drag them back to your cave and ravish her.

It works, it's how spoon and I fell in loooove.

I have a feeling it was the other way around with the whale

The thought makes me kinda throw up a little in my mouth.

Threesome imo

[Dueces88]

You know, out of my bored, convoluted post, I was actually giving good advice.

-Have a friendly vibe at first (but don't be caught in the friend zone) so her guard will be down, then...
-Gradually get closer to her physically and mentally
-THEN smack on the head and take her to your cave (But seriously, if your escalating physically and mentally, getting her into bed should feel natural, unless you're doing it wrong)

[lolzzz_321]

wish i could quote this entire OP for my sig

[Chelle]

How to get girls:
Knock them over the head with a rock, drag them back to your cave and ravish her.

It works, it's how spoon and I fell in loooove.

I have a feeling it was the other way around with the whale

The thought makes me kinda throw up a little in my mouth.

Threesome imo

I'd rather stab myself with a rusty knife than have a threesome with a whale.

[bigred]

Save the whales imo

[Chelle]

Harpoon the whales imo

[Robb]

LoL, chelle, btw how'd you get a strike?

[wufwugy]

LoL, chelle, btw how'd you get a strike?

not banging a whale?

[UG]

1) hungover
2) read this thread
3) head hurts worse now
4) wtf

[Lukie]

Wat.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[givememyleg]

i thought you get girls by getting them drunk? how come i don't see this anywhere in op?

[JKDS]

[oskar]

pickup-truck+candy > flowers

imo

[wufwugy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

only wai to get the bitches

[ZwiFT]

Hmm, as stated this thread is wrong on so many levels.

And what made you think us ftr people cant get girls? I mean.. All we have to do is flash our money and they come running. You should go post on a World of warcraft forum or something!

[Ragnar4]

I think we will be able to judge the quality of Dueces advice by seeing pics of his signifcant other.

go go go.

blah blah blah blah blah, my advice doesn't work, blah blah blah blah blah

fixt.

[swiggidy]

I shoul d have read this shit before I went out tongith

/acha cha cha ah ahacha cha

[Galapogos]

I tell giurkls that ui;m swifggidy then BOOM!

[Monty3038]

Good Luck with that Deuces.

By the way, some of the ugliest people have the hottest women... looks matter little.

[Dueces88]

Good Luck with that Deuces.

By the way, some of the ugliest people have the hottest women... looks matter little.

lol the thing about ugly people wasn't serious

In reality, women do not focus on looks as much as men do with women. I'm not saying they don't care what you look like but they would go for personality and confidence for the most part.

But you know, it doesn't hurt that you look good. However, if you're boring, shy or too aggressive, you're not going to have as much luck as you hope to have.

Anyway, the point is that a lot of guys get the idea that you have to shower the girl with compliments, flash your money, create a perfect first date, etc.

Women do not like when guys brag about whatever. Hell, does any of you like to hang around people who like to brag a lot? With compliments, you're not telling anything the woman hasn't already heard all the time, so it's kind of pointless. And as I said with the date thing, it's better to create a "friendly" atmosphere at first so she can be at ease and it will be easier to "make your move."

No, I do not mean chloroform.

[Monty3038]

Good Luck with that Deuces.

By the way, some of the ugliest people have the hottest women... looks matter little.

lol the thing about ugly people wasn't serious

In reality, women do not focus on looks as much as men do with women. I'm not saying they don't care what you look like but they would go for personality and confidence for the most part.

But you know, it doesn't hurt that you look good. However, if you're boring, shy or too aggressive, you're not going to have as much luck as you hope to have.

Anyway, the point is that a lot of guys get the idea that you have to shower the girl with compliments, flash your money, create a perfect first date, etc.

Women do not like when guys brag about whatever. Hell, does any of you like to hang around people who like to brag a lot? With compliments, you're not telling anything the woman hasn't already heard all the time, so it's kind of pointless. And as I said with the date thing, it's better to create a "friendly" atmosphere at first so she can be at ease and it will be easier to "make your move."

No, I do not mean chloroform.

True. But here is a question then, why do women like badasses?

Why do they like the guys who are trouble?

And what can you learn from their approach that is +EV?

[Dueces88]

Good Luck with that Deuces.

By the way, some of the ugliest people have the hottest women... looks matter little.

lol the thing about ugly people wasn't serious

In reality, women do not focus on looks as much as men do with women. I'm not saying they don't care what you look like but they would go for personality and confidence for the most part.

But you know, it doesn't hurt that you look good. However, if you're boring, shy or too aggressive, you're not going to have as much luck as you hope to have.

Anyway, the point is that a lot of guys get the idea that you have to shower the girl with compliments, flash your money, create a perfect first date, etc.

Women do not like when guys brag about whatever. Hell, does any of you like to hang around people who like to brag a lot? With compliments, you're not telling anything the woman hasn't already heard all the time, so it's kind of pointless. And as I said with the date thing, it's better to create a "friendly" atmosphere at first so she can be at ease and it will be easier to "make your move."

No, I do not mean chloroform.

True. But here is a question then, why do women like badasses?

Why do they like the guys who are trouble?

And what can you learn from their approach that is +EV?

1. Badasses are confident. Yea, it's cliche but it's true women like confidence. They do not, for the most part, men who they cannot respect. Can you respect someone who is not confident in himself or has low self-esteem?

2. They feel safe with tough guys. A lot of women like to feel safe with their man. I guess it's society that makes women the submissive part of the couple, so they like it when guys play their own part, be the dominant one and make them feel safe. However, this obviously does not apply to everyone. But then again, not all women like badasses like you think.

3. Some women like the "danger" that the "trouble guys" bring. It's exciting. You thought only guys get excited when something goes down around them? It's kind of like when a fight breaks out. You get an excited feeling inside you (unless of course you're the one fighting and you're facing a guy that can eat you).

Again, not all women like these kind of guys. These types of guys usually do not treat women with respect or appreciate how the woman feels. The "nice guy" as they call it do that, but then again the "nice guy" isn't as confident or as direct as the "badasses." That's another thing women like. They like when the guy knows what he wants and is direct about it. Don't beat around the bush because they will begin to lose interest or think you're not interested. I don't mean say flat out you want to f*ck her or confess your love to her when you meet her, but make your intentions clear.


Holy shit that was a lot of typing. Anyway, "badass" and "nice guys" are two extremes that are on opposite ends of the spectrum. It's best if you fall in between. Be confident and direct, but not arrogant. Additionally, respect the woman and show appreciation for her intelligence and feelings.

So basically you're taking the best of the two worlds: "badasses" and "nice guys."

[bigred]

You're a pansy and I'm going to beat you up! Where all da wimenz at?

[a500lbgorilla]

Its true though, drunk at University of Maryland I almost got into a fight over a smashed up trashcan with some dbag with the hottest gf. I know based on this sample size, being a fcking tool gets you really nice trim.

[swiggidy]

True. But here is a question then, why do women like badasses?

Why do they like the guys who are trouble?

And what can you learn from their approach that is +EV?

It helps to think in terms of ranges.

[Lukie]

Good Luck with that Deuces.

By the way, some of the ugliest people have the hottest women... looks matter little.

I strongly disagree that looks matter little, *especially* if we are including height in that description. Anyway, I stand by that either way.

Having lots of money or exceptional game are good alternatives, though.

[Lukie]

1. Badasses are confident. Yea, it's cliche but it's true women like confidence. They do not, for the most part, men who they cannot respect. Can you respect someone who is not confident in himself or has low self-esteem?

2. They feel safe with tough guys. A lot of women like to feel safe with their man. I guess it's society that makes women the submissive part of the couple,

Just stop here, because I agree with all this. I cannot figure out how you jump to your other conclusions based on this though. It's almost like you're trying to play both sides. Although I'd probably focus more on biological as opposed to societal reasoning, but that's just semantics in this context.

[Dueces88]

1. Badasses are confident. Yea, it's cliche but it's true women like confidence. They do not, for the most part, men who they cannot respect. Can you respect someone who is not confident in himself or has low self-esteem?

2. They feel safe with tough guys. A lot of women like to feel safe with their man. I guess it's society that makes women the submissive part of the couple,

Just stop here, because I agree with all this. I cannot figure out how you jump to your other conclusions based on this though. It's almost like you're trying to play both sides. Although I'd probably focus more on biological as opposed to societal reasoning, but that's just semantics in this context.

Which of my conclusions are you talking about? I thought I was being consistent throughout my advice.

Biological or societal...the reason doesn't matter :P

I strongly disagree that looks matter little, *especially* if we are including height in that description. Anyway, I stand by that either way.

Having lots of money or exceptional game are good alternatives, though.

Unless you're deformed in some way, looks do not come into play as much as you think. Appearance matters more. What I mean by this is the way you dress, the way you walk, the way you talk, and even your facial expressions.

You want to dress nice, you want to walk with your chest out (but don't overdo it), you want to talk in a calm, deliberate manner (not be Speedy Gonzalez), and you want to look like a friendly, approachable person (not mean or weird).

Also, even though it sounds lame, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There have been times in the past where a girl would say she thinks a certain girl looks good (i.e. Chris Brown) and I'm like "WTF?" It may be that they like his appearance (and moniez!) more than his actual natural looks.

Anyway, just don't think good-looks is end all be all when girls sleep with guys. But it doesn't hurt to workout and wear tight shirts

[thizzSantaCruz]

see my thread huge douche at the roseville bars to get the real scoop on how to pick up chicks.

[Parasurama]

Honestly, being yourself is highly overrated. Isn't self-confidence/assertiveness an element of "yourself"? When girls say they want you to "be yourself" it just means "be more confident and forceful."

And Deuces88, you are definitely wrong that you should try to make her feel that you're just "hanging out" and becoming "friends." If girls get in the mindset that you're a friend it's very hard to change that and any advances after you've reached the FZ will be met with shock and disgust.

My theory on this is that guys are generally way cooler to hang out with than girls and that two girls tend to not stay friends for that long. Obviously there are exceptions, but from talking to my sister I know that she only has one girlfriend that she's known since elementary school while I've had at least seven close friends for that long. So, I think that when guys meet girls we are almost always looking for some kind of romantic/sexual relationship whereas girls often look to guys simply for friendship/companionship. The guys that girls will date or have sex with are segregated into a completely different part of their brains.

[JKDS]

just show em da stanky leg!

[Dueces88]

Honestly, being yourself is highly overrated. Isn't self-confidence/assertiveness an element of "yourself"? When girls say they want you to "be yourself" it just means "be more confident and forceful."

And Deuces88, you are definitely wrong that you should try to make her feel that you're just "hanging out" and becoming "friends." If girls get in the mindset that you're a friend it's very hard to change that and any advances after you've reached the FZ will be met with shock and disgust.

My theory on this is that guys are generally way cooler to hang out with than girls and that two girls tend to not stay friends for that long. Obviously there are exceptions, but from talking to my sister I know that she only has one girlfriend that she's known since elementary school while I've had at least seven close friends for that long. So, I think that when guys meet girls we are almost always looking for some kind of romantic/sexual relationship whereas girls often look to guys simply for friendship/companionship. The guys that girls will date or have sex with are segregated into a completely different part of their brains.

I know I should have clarified what I meant by the "friendly thing."

First off, let me explain that a girl will friend zone you only if you take too long to actually make a move. The "friendly atmosphere" is only for when you just meet her and up until your first hang with her.

Before the first time you hang out, she doesn't know anything about you. If you make it seem that you want to pursue her right off the bat, she'll treat it like a date and she'll have her guard up. She'll always be thinking if you're good enough to be with her throughout the first time you're hanging with her. Basically, she'll be expecting certain things from you.

If she does not expect it to be like a date and she thinks you're a guy that is social and like to have fun, she'll be more at ease. I mean who doesn't like to have fun hanging out?

But that just acting friendly shit is only to make her feel more comfortable with you. It's your job, during that crucial first meeting, that you escalate out of the friendly atmosphere and into a more romantic, serious atmosphere. Getting to know each other, making her laugh, being physical with her, flirty, and generally getting to a more personal level with her (physically and emotionally) as things go on. She also has to get a clear notion of your intentions, that you're not just looking for friendship. Being flirty and physical accomplishes this.

So to wrap it up:

-Be friendly when you first meet so she does not have any expectations other than hanging with a fun guy
-During the first meeting, make sure you start getting to know her, be more and more physical as time goes by and be flirty

BTW, the part of your quote that I bolded, IMO is nonsense.

[Chelle]

I still think that a big rock can do wonders in making a girl yours.

Edit: Not jewelry kind of rock.

[Ragnar4]

So many posts.

STILL NO PICS OF DUECES GIRLFRIEND.

[swiggidy]

This is one of the worst threads I've ever seen. Note I've ignored every post with more than 50 words.

I still think that a big rock can do wonders in making a girl yours.

Edit: Not jewelry kind of rock.

POTY

[thizzSantaCruz]

yall suck at picking up chicks and so do i cause i got cock blocked tonite. fucking room mates friends!

[Monsieur_chat]

..... Wow.

Also:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

[Robb]

So many posts.

STILL NO PICS OF DUECES GIRLFRIEND.

^^^this

BTW, the "advice" in this thread has me roflmao. 'Cept Chelle's. That seems workable.

[XTR1000]

i thought you get girls by getting them drunk? how come i don't see this anywhere in op?

this plus {insert "how-smart-i-am-today-garf"}

[BennyLaRue]

I'm all about getting them, but keeping them is another story.

Wow. You can land girls but not keep them.

Isn't this like asking a bankrupt man how to make a million bucks?

[bikes]

WOW THIS THREAD IS SO FAIL JUST LET IT DIE ALREADY!

[Chelle]

This is one of the worst threads I've ever seen. Note I've ignored every post with more than 50 words.

I still think that a big rock can do wonders in making a girl yours.

Edit: Not jewelry kind of rock.

POTY

awww ty swiggidy

[Dueces88]

I'm all about getting them, but keeping them is another story.

Wow. You can land girls but not keep them.

Isn't this like asking a bankrupt man how to make a million bucks?

lol that's like the worst analogy ever. You think getting a million bucks is as easy as getting a chick?

Well in your case, both may be equally as hard.

[BennyLaRue]

I miss Rocco.

[ATOTHEC101]

Good Luck with that Deuces.

By the way, some of the ugliest people have the hottest women... looks matter little.

I strongly disagree that looks matter little, *especially* if we are including height in that description. Anyway, I stand by that either way.

Having lots of money or exceptional game are good alternatives, though.

Agree with lukie, good fashion sense and intelligence also help imo.

[JKDS]

I miss Rocco.

google the_og_rocco for some laughs...our poker forum isnt the only one he's been banned from apparently...and the list is fairly long lol