HFCS is a cheap way to put "flavor" in consumables. As such companies use it as a way of lowering their costs and thereby increasing profits. A perfectly acceptable practice except that doing so means you are replacing more expensive ingredients (which very often have fewer calories) that used to provide the flavor. So you have cheaper food that gives the body more calories... and this pervades nearly any food item that comes in a box, bag, can or bottle.

You also forgot Man C: Condemns sexual promiscuity publicly, engages in it privately, denies that he does it, is found out to do it with members of the same sex while doing meth, continues to deny it publicly, enter counseling, be declared "heterosexual"... continue counseling, declare yourself "heterosexual with issues" and then found a new church proclaiming saved-ness, etc..... ah... lolTedHaggard.