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    Default I broke down ...

    ... I tried to stay away from FTR for a week ... just ONE WEEK ... so that I could study for my finals and actually do decently this term. But I just couldn't last that one more day and so here I am posting this pointless post because I have no self-control and because economics is the most boring subject to study right now. So I figure I'll just spend the next 3 hours browsing the forums and looking at the stuff I've been missing for the past week instead of studying for my last final exam which is in 14.5 hours

    I you guys, but you're making me fail. Econ ... of all things!!!
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    **shakes head as he watches gabe involuntarily thrust his hips in courtiebee's general direction**

    it seems that courtiebee withdrawl has got to the best of us.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    I have no self-control !!!
    As if your affair with Gabe wasn't evidence enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    As if your affair with Gabe wasn't evidence enough.
    It was Gabe who couldn't resist ME, not the other way around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoGGz
    I prefer your old ava.
    Jose Theodore is hotter than I am! I couldn't help it!
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    Pfft you should of just given it up yesterday when I was coercing you with FTR hot chick avatars. It would of been alot easier.

    Dec 15: Flyers > Canucks
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    Quote Originally Posted by daluchy
    Pfft you should of just given it up yesterday when I was coercing you with FTR hot chick avatars. It would of been alot easier.

    Dec 15: Flyers > Canucks
    fine. i admit i only came to ftr to see salsa's avatar. you got me there.

    we're gonna KILL philly tomorrow. wanna put your money where your mouth is, punk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Quote Originally Posted by daluchy
    Pfft you should of just given it up yesterday when I was coercing you with FTR hot chick avatars. It would of been alot easier.

    Dec 15: Flyers > Canucks
    fine. i admit i only came to ftr to see salsa's avatar. you got me there.

    we're gonna KILL philly tomorrow. wanna put your money where your mouth is, punk?
    Streubie's girl is a nice one too to see

    I'd bet you your bankroll but then you wouldn't be able to have your morning dollar menu breakfast at McDonalds.
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    2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by daluchy
    Pfft you should of just given it up yesterday when I was coercing you with FTR hot chick avatars. It would of been alot easier.

    Dec 15: Flyers > Canucks
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    Gabe is a pricetaker in the output market and a price taker in the input market.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by daluchy
    Pfft you should of just given it up yesterday when I was coercing you with FTR hot chick avatars. It would of been alot easier.

    Dec 15: Flyers > Canucks
    flyers4life
    *vomits a little bit*

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    do any of you like GOOD hockey teams? daluchy is gonna tell me that philly is good, but after vancouver blows them out, it'll be really hard to believe that ...

    my exam is in 2 hours and i think i've only studied for 4 hours as a grand total. everyone cross your fingers for me because i think i'm dead.

    although thanks to trip, i learned that there is horrible wage discrimination in poker. it sounds good to tell myself that i learned say 10 min worth of econ by spending my time reading the forums.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Quote Originally Posted by DoGGz
    I prefer your old ava.
    Jose Theodore is hotter than I am! I couldn't help it!
    Who? That's Ashton Kutcher. You're not fooling anyone.

    (Seriously, that's who I thought it was when I looked at it)

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    Ok, that's the last time I want to read any Canucks bashing on FTR. The simians have spoken!!

    Don't make us bring up what they did the the Sens last Friday, and to the Rangers on Tuesday. Philly is next ....

    Rilla, I'm not so sure Mario will let the team get moved to Kansas City. That's a football haven anyways. I don't think an NHL team will last there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Quote Originally Posted by daluchy
    Pfft you should of just given it up yesterday when I was coercing you with FTR hot chick avatars. It would of been alot easier.

    Dec 15: Flyers > Canucks
    fine. i admit i only came to ftr to see salsa's avatar. you got me there.

    we're gonna KILL philly tomorrow. wanna put your money where your mouth is, punk?
    really!? u talking about me?
    lol good luck for your exams man; it know it hurts but it will be over soon... and trust me I hate eco every bit as much as you do
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    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RiverMonkey
    Ok, that's the last time I want to read any Canucks bashing on FTR. The simians have spoken!!

    Don't make us bring up what they did the the Sens last Friday, and to the Rangers on Tuesday. Philly is next ....
    FINALLY someone with some INTELLIGENCE in this silly forum!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    really!? u talking about me?
    lol good luck for your exams man; it know it hurts but it will be over soon... and trust me I hate eco every bit as much as you do
    haha yeah, daluchy was trying to tempt me with pictures of the girl in your avatar while i was on my ftr break. what a jerk!!!

    oh yeah and jose theodore is SOOOO much hotter than ashton kutcher! it's hard to find pictures of him though
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    I played with the canucks in NHL 93 or 94 on SEGA. All their forwards were left handed and fast, all i remember are Bure and Courtnall.
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    If Cloutier ends up being out for longer than the projected 4 months (hmmm 8 months sounds good to me), then we have a chance. I love Auld, he's definitely turning into a sound goalie (andGM Place made me the first ever Auld jersey ). Crawford loves Cloutier though ... so if he becomes healthy, yeah we're screwed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s
    I played with the Pens in NHL 93 or 94 on SEGA. All their forwards were left handed and fast, all i remember are Bure and Courtnall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    we're gonna KILL philly tomorrow. wanna put your money where your mouth is, punk?
    We officially have a bet on this game and so far is Flyers 1 Nucks 0.

    USA > Canada will be proven once again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daluchy
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    we're gonna KILL philly tomorrow. wanna put your money where your mouth is, punk?
    We officially have a bet on this game and so far is Flyers 1 Nucks 0.

    USA > Canada will be proven once again.
    flyers are 10-2-2 this season when scoring the first goal (i think) ... and i think the canucks haven't won vs philly since 2001 LOL ...

    all the above is just to prove how much faith i have in my canucks. we'll come back and win it, just watch. i have no problem taking your money ...

    and look at that, as i'm writing this, linden scores. HMMM!!
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    stop it with the hockey bullshit.. Court, you just became a lot less sexy after Ive heard you speak of this inferior northern sport.

    I dont know what I saw in your inthe first place, asian and canadian, I guess it was a pity crush.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    stop it with the hockey bullshit.. Court, you just became a lot less sexy after Ive heard you speak of this inferior northern sport.

    I dont know what I saw in your inthe first place, asian and canadian, I guess it was a pity crush.
    They say the way you cheer for your Hockey team is the way you make love.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    really!? u talking about me?
    lol good luck for your exams man; it know it hurts but it will be over soon... and trust me I hate eco every bit as much as you do
    haha yeah, daluchy was trying to tempt me with pictures of the girl in your avatar while i was on my ftr break. what a jerk!!!

    oh yeah and jose theodore is SOOOO much hotter than ashton kutcher! it's hard to find pictures of him though
    and to think I was considering changing the avatar to one more... revealing... perhaps I'll have to rethink.

    I'll be coming up with a new avatar shortly.

    and how did daluchy get pictures of that girl in my avatar?
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    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    ILL BREAK YOU DOWN REAL GOOD GIRL!

    THAT LAFFAY TAFFAY, GIRL SHAKE THAT LAFFAY TAFFAY!


    H MY FUCKING OGD ITS MY BIRTHDAY... ERR ITS SIX IN THE AM BNOW BUT IM STILL DRUNK SO ITSN STILL MYB IRTHDAY BITHCES! HAHAHAHA
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    Damn at least you have decent teams to root for. All I have here are the lousy embarassment of a team called the Columbus Blue Jackets. Even though I love to watch hockey, I refuse to pay to see this joke of a team play a game. I actually gave up free tickets, because the cost of parking and concessions still wasn't worth it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sighman23
    Damn at least you have decent teams to root for. All I have here are the lousy embarassment of a team called the Columbus Blue Jackets. Even though I love to watch hockey, I refuse to pay to see this joke of a team play a game. I actually gave up free tickets, because the cost of parking and concessions still wasn't worth it
    You live in Ohio. This means you're allowed to cheer for any team in the country becuase every Ohio team and Ohio player sucks. Except Chad Johnson, that guy is adorable.
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    Hahaha gotta love it when you're still drunk in the morning after a night of drinking ...


    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Sighman23
    Damn at least you have decent teams to root for. All I have here are the lousy embarassment of a team called the Columbus Blue Jackets. Even though I love to watch hockey, I refuse to pay to see this joke of a team play a game. I actually gave up free tickets, because the cost of parking and concessions still wasn't worth it
    You live in Ohio. This means you're allowed to cheer for any team in the country becuase every Ohio team and Ohio player sucks. Except Chad Johnson, that guy is adorable.
    I went to see Columbus play Vancouver live in November ... haha yeah, it wasn't a great game. That's because Rick Nash wasn't playing though They REALLY need Nash to come back ... that guy is the best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    and how did daluchy get pictures of that girl in my avatar?
    Watch out, Salsa ... Daluchy is deeply in love with her. It's a good thing you live in Australia.
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    Yeah we need to be able to root for other teams. I always wondered why people here were always so depressed, I thought it was because of the shitty weather, but maybe it has more to do with the shitty ass professional sports teams.

    Yes Nash being back will help tremendously, but their defense is very poor. They are a bunch of slow skating thugs, which doesn't work well in the league anymore.
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    damn courtie lets just do it
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Sighman23
    Damn at least you have decent teams to root for. All I have here are the lousy embarassment of a team called the Columbus Blue Jackets. Even though I love to watch hockey, I refuse to pay to see this joke of a team play a game. I actually gave up free tickets, because the cost of parking and concessions still wasn't worth it
    You live in Ohio. This means you're allowed to cheer for any team in the country becuase every Ohio team and Ohio player sucks. Except Chad Johnson, that guy is adorable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    lukie,
    is that you in your avatar?
    Lol.. nope, somebody posted it a while back in a commune thread. I believe it was hydroseeds.
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    do your friends call you luke or lukie
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    a lot of times, yes.
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    it wasnt a yes or no question
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    hahaha, oops.

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    was gabe drunk?
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    nope...
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    i have the same problem luckily i only have 1 more final now...
    I am that fish...


    currently broke as a joke...
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    I went to see Columbus play Vancouver live in November ... haha yeah, it wasn't a great game.
    I was at that game. The highlight of the first period was two guys sitting behind our group talking about the Sedins, Big Men, and Soft hands .

    At least the 'nucks won.

    Hope you did well on your econ, court. You could turn into one of those pros who quit a financial/mathematical background to play poker...
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    Are you a Vancouverite too? That's awesome! Is that 3 of us so far? I went to Stanley Park today for some winter beach-walking, it was soooo nice

    And thanks, I hope I did well too. With the lack of studying though, it's not looking great, haha ... I'm actually only doing a minor in commerce though, my background is in chemistry ... which is nasty, I'm trying to think of ways to get out of it.
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    I'm a Vancouverianite.

    I think there are at least 2 or 3 fairly regular FTRers from Van... it would always be interesting to get people togther and see the different levels of poker ownage.

    Chem/Commie eh? One of my friends did that. She's working on her CA now. Chem is fun... it doesn't help much when it comes to getting a job though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    do your friends call you luke or lukie

    haha you always crack me up gabe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinky
    I think there are at least 2 or 3 fairly regular FTRers from Van... it would always be interesting to get people togther and see the different levels of poker ownage.
    Hahah yeah we should so do that sometime. Who else here is from Van besides Syked? You ever go to River Rock or Edgewater?

    Quote Originally Posted by Blinky
    Chem is fun
    Chem is disgusting. I have no idea what you're talking about!
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