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    Default I browse FTR too much - perfect example

    I was in a Business Geography class, and we were studying employment TNCs. So we did a case study example on the Ford Motor Car Company.

    I only realised the repeated spelling mistake I'd been making in my notes until I re-read them... I'm such an FTR geek...

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    ZING
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    LMAO.

    lol that's hilarious
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    LOL...

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    lmao.. kinda reminds me of myself.. I'll type Lukie instead of Luke as my last name. I'm sure Fnord will love this one.
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    However, Fnord DOES benefit


    geeze check your grammar
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    NICE HANDWRITING
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    NICE HANDWRITING
    You make me cry.
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    dont--mine is worse
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    Quality is Job #1 BABY!
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    LOLOLOL11!!!!1!!!


    That's hilarious.
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    thats awesome!!!

    the smarter a guy is, the uglier his hand writing.
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    lol ^^ very nice...
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    lol, i must be the smartest bamf on the face of the earth becuase I constantly lose points for the chickenscratch I turn in every so often.

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    i swear its true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    i swear its true.
    There's some proof to this theory. They say it's because your mind works too fast and your hand can't keep up with it.

    I've always liked the theory to justify the crap that I try to pass off as writing, but I think we all know that I'm a dumbass.

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    i cant form coherent sentences becuase my brain moves faster than my mouth can.
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    and the reverse happens for porn stars.
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    pray tell, what is business geography?
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    i write like a girl, you guys can go fuck yourselves.
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    I practiced writing like a girl my first time through 1st year discrete math. I didn't care about doing homework at all, but my notes looked awesome with hearts over my i's and j's.

    A buddy of mine taught himself how to write lefthanded in that class, and aced it. I think he went to medical school. I went to the campus bar a lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lowBoy
    I practiced writing like a girl my first time through 1st year discrete math. I didn't care about doing homework at all, but my notes looked awesome with hearts over my i's and j's.

    A buddy of mine taught himself how to write lefthanded in that class, and aced it. I think he went to medical school. I went to the campus bar a lot.
    well um, by "a girl" i didnt mean dotting my eyes with hearts. thats wayyy too flaming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    the smarter a guy is, the uglier his hand writing.
    Pingviini is wicked smart!!!

    The special teaching to hand write better didnt really help when I was a kid, I have always hated my hand writing
    "Poker is a simple math game" -Aba20
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    thats awesome!!!

    the smarter a guy is, the uglier his hand writing.
    well that makes me feel a ton better.

    also i have the same problem with my mind moving too fast for my mouth...but i have ADD and ADHD.
    derp
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    hey ping, since you can't read english i'll explain the joke.

    dwarfman was writing about ford, but he accidently kept writing Fnord instead! lol!
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    hé le pingouin, puisque vous ne pouvez pas lire l'anglais j'expliquera la plaisanterie. l'homme nain écrivait au sujet du gué, mais il accidently a gardé l'écriture Fnord à la place ! lol !
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    hey el pingüino, puesto que usted no puede leer inglés yo explicará la broma. ¡el hombre enano escribía sobre vado, pero él accidently guardó la escritura Fnord en lugar de otro! ¡lol!
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    gabe just trilingually owned you
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    le pwndez!
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    Very funny
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    gabe, thanks, I got the joke.
    gabe, kiitos, minä ymmärsin vitsin.
    gabe, tack, jag förstodde vitsen.
    gabe, danke, ich hab' den Witz verstanden.

    without the damn babel fish, quadlangually owned?
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    Trilingually owned, Gabe cast upon ping
    I must emphasize this by shouting ZING
    A poor comeback, on the penguin's part
    My rhyming is off to a fun start.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    lame y/n?

    I vote y.

    Like Prahlad Friedman but worse..way worse
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    HOLY CRAP BIG RED YOU MUST STOP RHYMING
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    Obsessed much. I think Fnord would give you an A+.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pingviini
    gabe, thanks, I got the joke.
    gabe, kiitos, minä ymmärsin vitsin.
    gabe, tack, jag förstodde vitsen.
    gabe, danke, ich hab' den Witz verstanden.

    without the damn babel fish, quadlangually owned?
    yeah but im sure one of those is finnish and that doesnt really count. finns dont have souls.
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    journey my friend, could you please provide some further evidence on this matter. I have had similar thought for a while, too..

    <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pingviini
    gabe, tack, jag förstodde vitsen.
    'Förstod'
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    I hate irregular verbs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pingviini
    I hate irregular verbs!
    Don't hate the verbs - hate your STUPID WORTHLESS BRAIN

    j/k buddy.. j/k
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    why hate the swedish language when you can hate the people?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pingviini
    why hate the swedish language when you can hate the people?
    It took you 10 minutes to come up with that?

    Okay let's stop hijacking this important thread.
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    Haha ake look I have more posts than you
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandstorm
    Haha ake look I have more posts than you
    stay on topic!

    edit: wait, that's actually on topic..you browse ftr too much
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    Shouldnt you kids be in school or playing poker, not browsing FTR!
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    Pingviini

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    Interesting statistics...
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    Arky, nobody asked you anything! *shh*

    well, since I started working my posting has increased surprisingly much cant play poker here..

    first 5 months apprx. 140 posts
    4 latter months apprx. 500 posts

    I am a full house now!
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    Says a canadian quoting himself in his sig..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pingviini
    Arky, nobody asked you anything! *shh*

    well, since I started working my posting has increased surprisingly much cant play poker here..

    first 5 months apprx. 140 posts
    4 latter months apprx. 500 posts

    I am a full house now!
    Enjoy being a full house, because you'll be one for a long, long time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chardrian
    You would think that once you hit 1000 posts you would at least get a better boat than 9s over 4s. *sigh*
    Your what hurts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pingviini
    Says a canadian quoting himself in his sig..
    haha got em!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by Pingviini
    Says a canadian quoting himself in his sig..
    haha got em!
    I'm not allowed to quote true brilliance?

    BTW, we speak english in canada, and gambling winnings are tax free. 2 things that dont happen together in any other country. GG.


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    Quote Originally Posted by soupie
    That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sykedupp
    and gambling winnings are tax free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sykedupp
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by Pingviini
    Says a canadian quoting himself in his sig..
    haha got em!
    I'm not allowed to quote true brilliance?

    BTW, we speak english in canada, and gambling winnings are tax free. 2 things that dont happen together in any other country. GG.


    -Chris
    You are so uneducated and ignorant Chris. Ever heard of a country called England. For what I know they speak english there, and they have tax free gambling winnings.

    nhggthxbye

    BTW, we speak finnish and swedish in Finland (+english with weird accent as you well know ) and EU-trash site winnings are tax free. so f")¤!&/ing what
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pingviini
    Quote Originally Posted by Sykedupp
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by Pingviini
    Says a canadian quoting himself in his sig..
    haha got em!
    I'm not allowed to quote true brilliance?

    BTW, we speak english in canada, and gambling winnings are tax free. 2 things that dont happen together in any other country. GG.


    -Chris
    You are so uneducated and ignorant Chris. Ever heard of a country called England. For what I know they speak english there, and they have tax free gambling winnings.

    nhggthxbye

    BTW, we speak finnish and swedish in Finland (+english with weird accent as you well know ) and EU-trash site winnings are tax free. so f")¤!&/ing what
    Finnish is inferior.

    And they dont speak english in England

    It's Eng-er-lish... there's a difference.

    In Canada, our english sounds remotely like english is supposed to sound.

    England... notsomuch.


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    Quote Originally Posted by soupie
    That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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    I thought you could do better, your "explanations" suck.

    Also, what do you guys do with tax free winnings if you dont win at poker? PLAY MONEY DOESNT COUNT CHRIS!

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    My handwriting is pathetic.

    Also, I officially proclaim Gabe as the second most humorous poster on FTR, in part due to his thorough pwning of ping.
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    "thorough pwning of Ping"!! bah, not even close.

    He has made a few too many pathetic owning attempts which makes him funny.. you know in a "you are so sweet of trying" kinda way

    foreigners pffft..
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    Quote Originally Posted by michael1123
    My handwriting is pathetic.

    Also, I officially proclaim Gabe as the second most humorous poster on FTR, in part due to his thorough pwning of ping.
    yes! just curious, who's first? it better not be rilla because he just copies all of my jokes.
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    Rilla's humor > Your humor

    Sorry gabe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by michael1123
    Rilla's humor > Your humor

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    i was funnier than you in this thread SORRRRY
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    Yah, but im still ahead by 13 threads.

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