i drunk

[WildBobAA]

saup yo

[vqc]

i got drunk dialed.

[bigred]

LOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOL

IIM NOT DRUNJKFJSFJKSDF

IM SOBER IMPAIYRED LOLOLOL

1111111 HI GUYS

LOL

[Andy Holt]

WildBob convinces me to play a 3.00 turbo and the chatbox is a warzone:

WildBob182: HE LIKZ *****
WildBob182: LOZL
Dealer: Game #3868257890: Stakked wins pot (375)
Dealer: Game #3868260969: Stakked wins pot (375)
Stakked: when was the last time you touched a woman and didnt have to pay for it
K DiDz: lol
WildBob182: i touch m yug/f's BOOBXZ yetersd ay LOZOL
WildBob182: YOU FUCIN SICK
WildBob182: lOLSZ
WildBob182: LMAOh
Dealer: Stakked, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
WildBob182: saf
Stakked: vn
WildBob182: HAHAHhAhahh
Dealer: Stakked has a pair of Tens
Dealer: Fast4ward has three of a kind, Tens
WildBob182: NH STAKKED
Dealer: Game #3868264767: Fast4ward wins pot (1405) with three of a kind, Tens
Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 100/200
WildBob182: well plzyed
WildBob182: loolz
WildBob182: YOU ARE GOOD
WildBob182: lolz
Stakked: yeah ill wait till i get low and hit 3 pockets in a row
WildBob182: HEY STAKED YOU PARE IN A $3 SNG YOS UCK
Stakked: thats where the skill is at right
WildBob182: LOLZ
Dealer: Game #3868272964: Stakked wins pot (400)
WildBob182: YO UFCINS IC
Stakked: what have you been drinking, paint thinner?
Stakked: rubbing alcohol?
WildBob182: HEY DUD EN IZ HEAND w/ THE AQ GLOL
Dealer: Game #3868277904: snyderman51 wins pot (900)
WildBob182: GOOD PLAY Lozlz

[Andy Holt]

PokerStars Game #3868297502: Tournament #19212471, Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2006/02/05 - 01:55:10 (ET)
Table '19212471 1' Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: K DiDz (3280 in chips)
Seat 3: Stakked (2275 in chips)
Seat 4: snyderman51 (2570 in chips)
Seat 5: Hollister_AK (1905 in chips)
Seat 6: derdirk (1200 in chips)
Seat 8: Fast4ward (2210 in chips)
Seat 10: WildBob182 (1560 in chips)
derdirk: posts small blind 100
Fast4ward: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hollister_AK [Qs 9s]
WildBob182: raises 1360 to 1560 and is all-in
K DiDz: folds
Stakked: folds
snyderman51: folds
Hollister_AK: folds
derdirk: calls 1100 and is all-in
Fast4ward: folds
WildBob182 said, "LOZLZOLZ"
*** FLOP *** [7c 8s 4s]
WildBob182 said, "LOLZOLZ"
WildBob182 said, "HAHAHAHAHHAH"
*** TURN *** [7c 8s 4s] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [7c 8s 4s 4c] [Ac]
WildBob182 said, "6T YO UFUCIN RULE DUDE"
WildBob182 said, "OMG WTF"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
derdirk: shows [6c Tc] (a flush, Ace high)
WildBob182: shows [Kc Qd] (a pair of Fours)
WildBob182 said, "***DSINF"
Stakked said, "ahahahahahahahahahhahahahah"
derdirk collected 2600 from pot
WildBob182 said, "YO FUCIN SUC KMAN"
WildBob182 said, "WTF"
WildBob182 said, "OSIHDF"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2600 | Rake 0
Board [7c 8s 4s 4c Ac]
Seat 1: K DiDz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Stakked folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: snyderman51 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Hollister_AK (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: derdirk (small blind) showed [6c Tc] and won (2600) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 8: Fast4ward (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 10: WildBob182 showed [Kc Qd] and lost with a pair of Fours

[bigred]

BeeSeeYouZee: omfg
BeeSeeYouZee: I got the squirts so bad
BeeSeeYouZee: I need to never drink again
BeeSeeYouZee: this shit aint cool