I feel guilty

[a500lbgorilla]

gabe is supposed to call me today to go get lunch or something but I'm hungover as shit and just ate like 8 pounds of greasy random food in my fridge. how lame am I for hoping he doesn't call? Vote via spade rating!

[a500lbgorilla]

1 spade being the most lame and 5 spades being not so lame

[animal_chin]

I voted . I mean you are pretty lame, but there are lamer things you could have done.

[a500lbgorilla]

so, like redeemably lame?

[will641]

1.

[swiggidy]

I voted . I mean you are pretty lame, but there are lamer things you could have done.

I voted 2 because this sounded good and it didn't involve thinking.

It's probably a little lamer than that because gabe's so l1v1n

[Hawk]

I voted 1, 2 for the same reasons as above, -1 for making a thread about it.

[wesrman]

You just want people to know you hang with Gabe.

1 spade cuz you're a douche.

[jyms]

Not to mention how much a lunch with gabe is worth to some people, especially if he was willing to talk poker. We need a negative spade rating.

[Stacks]

Not to mention how much a lunch with gabe is worth to some people, especially if he was willing to talk poker. We need a negative spade rating.

this...

[a500lbgorilla]

but 1 spade is the lowest rating possible guys!

[a500lbgorilla]

also he didn't call! so all your spades (or lack of them) are for not!

[a500lbgorilla]

You just want people to know you hang with Gabe.

1 spade cuz you're a douche.

it was really just the most passive way of apologizing to him for being so lame. I didn't want to call him and tell him and I figured there was a good chance he wouldn't call me anyway since he was drinking late last night as well and was planning on shipping out today some time.

and I wouldn't want to talk poker with him, in all honesty. There's more interesting shit to pick his brains about.

[a500lbgorilla]

also hawkfan is harsh!

edit quadfecta!

[swiggidy]

and I wouldn't want to talk poker with him, in all honesty. There's more interesting shit to pick his brains about.

I would change my vote to a 3 now if I could.

[spoonitnow]

5 spades because you're a piece of shit liberal

[a500lbgorilla]

hi5 spoon for the reverse trolling!

[Irisheyes]

Quick delete this before he sees it and make a 'how lame is gabe for not calling thread'!

[bode]

also he didn't call! so all you spades...

racist ban!

[a500lbgorilla]

Quick delete this before he sees it and make a 'how lame is gabe for not calling thread'!

also he didn't call! so all you spades...

racist ban!

wish I could give you guys the 5 spades you deserve!

[lolzzz_321]

ya, wouldn't really like to talk poker irl with ftr people either

I'd so talk poker with everyone on ftr
it would be EV+ for my game

[a500lbgorilla]

yah but you'd be a lame person

[swiggidy]

yah but you'd be a lame person

Don't listen to him. You should run up to them and go "OMG OMG you're like totally awesome. Uh, uh, how do you play 78s from MP? What's your CO 3betting range!!!"

[spoonitnow]

hi5 spoon for the reverse trolling!

8732watitdew

[Chelle]

I talk poker stuff all the time with spoon. Or well, he talks poker and I listen, and look kinda confused.

[swiggidy]

I talk poker stuff all the time with spoon. Or well, he talks poker and I listen, and look kinda confused.

If you met ANYONE else here would you want to talk poker?

[givememyleg]

you could have called him, rilla

[Chelle]

I talk poker stuff all the time with spoon. Or well, he talks poker and I listen, and look kinda confused.

If you met ANYONE else here would you want to talk poker?

Okay, so I just re-read this all, and have to correct it.

If I met anyone else off here, it would probably be because of Spoon inviting them over. And I would probably be cooking, or some other girly thing.

So no. No poker talk, unless it's with Slevin, and I can throw things at him.

all in good fun, :P

[a500lbgorilla]

you could have called him, rilla

there was a world of possibilities open to me and I chose to hide behind a rock. then I came to the internets and posted about it. It felt 2 spade lame.

[swiggidy]

I talk poker stuff all the time with spoon. Or well, he talks poker and I listen, and look kinda confused.

If you met ANYONE else here would you want to talk poker?

Okay, so I just re-read this all, and have to correct it.

If I met anyone else off here, it would probably be because of Spoon inviting them over. And I would probably be cooking, or some other girly thing.

So no. No poker talk, unless it's with Slevin, and I can throw things at him.

all in good fun, :P

You're awesome

[gabe]

sorry shane, i went on a crazy adventure and was so into it that using a phone was the last thing on my mind. if i didnt break my finger i might type out all the crazy stuff that happened.

also, on friday night i was partying at the bar and shane wouldnt come out, so its totally his fault.

[a500lbgorilla]

ha! im not a very good drunk driver :/

[yourfather]

I didn;t read this at all but in an unrelated note I saw Mystery and Matador from the Pick Up Artist (don't fucking lie I know you watch it too) last night while wasted and it was funny.

[Trikflow77]

ha! im not a very good drunk driver :/

cabs bitches! Also, when i was a texas tech, they had this number you could call if you were a student and they would come pick you up for free. It was like a shuttle bus for drunks.

[swiggidy]

ha! im not a very good drunk driver :/

when i was a texas tech, they had this number you could call if you were a student and they would come pick you up for free. It was like a shuttle bus for drunks.

This is such a great idea, especially if it's a moderately spacious campus.

[a500lbgorilla]

yah they have that at VT (the hooptie) and ive never used a cab so it wasn't part of my repertoire.