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    Default i have mono

    doctor told me that if i drink within the next 6weeks i could get HEP. C.

    tell jokes here
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    mono sucks. ask for steroids as treatment and hold onto them until you have the energy to work out again. gl.
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    My understanding, gabe, is that Mono can lead to Hepatitis, but in the "inflammation of the liver" sense - Hep C is a specific illness and is caused by a different virus.

    Hepatitis, in this sense, is not a chronic condition and is a symptom of the EBV that causes mono. It can cause permanent liver damage, but it is very different from Hep C.
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    Cuban transvestite streetwalker in Florida?

    Or another random homeless chick who wanted a beer?
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    so when I was a freshman in college, I was dating this girl for like a year and a half and I was going to go to her delta zeta formal. I felt like death that night and just couldn't go. later found out that I had mono, and got it from her (?????). then I started going to school during the day and baseball practice at night + commuting twice a day and it was pretty far, so I didn't get to see her much. yadayada she dumped me.

    since we're both huge ballas, something bad HAS to happen to you. I predict you go busto. we'll see though.
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    Default Re: i have mono

    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
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    another reason you shouldnt have made out with lukie
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    You can still get the Hep when drinking without mono.

    Anyone want to start the timer until when Lukie starts a thread complaining of mono-like symptons?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    so when I was a freshman in college, I was dating this girl for like a year and a half and I was going to go to her delta zeta formal. I felt like death that night and just couldn't go. later found out that I had mono, and got it from her (?????). then I started going to school during the day and baseball practice at night + commuting twice a day and it was pretty far, so I didn't get to see her much. yadayada she dumped me.

    since we're both huge ballas, something bad HAS to happen to you. I predict you go busto. we'll see though.
    you are so nice, wishing busto on people
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    had that thing where you have fluid in your lungs once... never mono though. No drinking for 6 weeks.. whatre you supposed to do if youre an alcoholic?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    had that thing where you have fluid in your lungs once... never mono though. No drinking for 6 weeks.. whatre you supposed to do if youre an alcoholic?
    chain smoke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    had that thing where you have fluid in your lungs once... never mono though. No drinking for 6 weeks.. whatre you supposed to do if youre an alcoholic?
    chain smoke?
    start shooting up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by biondino
    My understanding, gabe, is that Mono can lead to Hepatitis, but in the "inflammation of the liver" sense - Hep C is a specific illness and is caused by a different virus.

    Hepatitis, in this sense, is not a chronic condition and is a symptom of the EBV that causes mono. It can cause permanent liver damage, but it is very different from Hep C.
    Biondino is correct. Cirrhosis is a consequence of chronic liver disease, but the term hepatitis simply refers to inflammation of the liver. It can be caused by things such as viruses like Hep. A-E or Ebstein-Barr(your mono), metabolic disorders, toxins (alcohol, pharmaceuticals, etc). Hepatitis can be a symptom of mono, but you misunderstood your doctor if he said you could specifically get Hep. C
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    Default Re: i have mono

    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
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    another reason you shouldnt have made out with lukie
    Trikflow wins.



    Get healthy soon, gabe.


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    i just took a long nap and i still have mono
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i just took a long nap and i still have mono
    = story of your life the next 3-6 weeks

    Hope it's the shorter end of that.
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    have you considered the fact you just might be the most baller person with mono in the entire world at this time?
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    no, but thats awesome. thanks for pointing that out.
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    Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?
    You get mono from snatching a kiss....
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    Quote Originally Posted by arkana
    Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?
    You get mono from snatching a kiss....
    nice.

    I hear good karma cures mono, like sending 1k to certain players on stars with sns like bigred07.
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    Default Re: i have mono

    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
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    another reason you shouldnt have made out with lukie
    ha!

    after one of our trips, I went to give him a hug in the airport, and he's like nahh man, and sticks out his hand, and we shook hands instead. that's about as far as I've gotten with gabe hyachachachach

    also, i didn't wish him busto, I predicted it. And obv I wasn't serious although I could see it happening if he plays sick/tired/whatever.
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    Default Re: i have mono

    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    after one of our trips, I went to give him a hug in the airport, and he's like nahh man, and sticks out his hand, and we shook hands instead. that's about as far as I've gotten with gabe hyachachachach
    Kinda like your dates with girls. Except that you're the one insisting on just a handshake instead of sex.
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    I have stereo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    I have stereo.
    This made me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    I have stereo.

    boooooooooooooooooooooo....haha
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    had that thing where you have fluid in your lungs once...
    Drowning?
    Blah blah Op Blah blah

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    doc called me earlier today and told me i also have strep.

    so i have strep and mono and its so hard to ball right now
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    I had it last autumn. I ran really hot at poker afterwards! (I also got fatter and couldn't partah)
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    Default Re: i have mono

    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    after one of our trips, I went to give him a hug in the airport, and he's like nahh man, and sticks out his hand, and we shook hands instead. that's about as far as I've gotten with gabe hyachachachach
    Kinda like your dates with girls. Except that you're the one insisting on just a handshake instead of sex.
    x-man, one day we will meet in real life and I'm going to put you to shame on so many different levels.

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    gabe, i can ship you some suuuurup if you want. But only if you drink it from a purple cup. Just so everyone knows, it is totally unballer to drink suuurup from a taco bell cup.

    Oh yeah, stocks at 4 bucks, ship the 150% return in less than a month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i just took a long nap and i still have mono
    by the way, i don't think this post got the love it deserved because i've read it 3 times now and i've laughed every time
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    thanks, need all the pity laughs i can get

    this would have been a better time for a gabe-is-awesome thread since i'm abuot to die but plz dont make another
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    thanks, need all the pity laughs i can get

    this would have been a better time for a gabe-is-awesome thread since i'm abuot to die but plz dont make another
    i could barely eat yoghurt or drink water (nor sleep) how about you?
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    How about before you die you post your fav. hand you've played ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    thanks, need all the pity laughs i can get

    this would have been a better time for a gabe-is-awesome thread since i'm abuot to die but plz dont make another
    dude you should have taken me up on the suuuurup offer, it will put you out for like a month.

    Lukie can bring you some soup if you want also.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    doc called me earlier today and told me i also have strep.
    so i have strep and mono and its so hard to ball right now
    I think you're even more balla than ever. Even in sickness, you don't fuck around. You go hardcore. You should chop an arm off or something while you're at it.
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    fuck yea i like your thinking
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandstorm
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    thanks, need all the pity laughs i can get

    this would have been a better time for a gabe-is-awesome thread since i'm abuot to die but plz dont make another
    i could barely eat yoghurt or drink water (nor sleep) how about you?
    im not eating shit but trying to drink all the gatorade i can because apparently its good for u
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    How about before you die you post your fav. hand you've played ever.
    actually, right now the hand i just posted in lukie's pwnage thread in the shorthanded forum is one of my favs (the T7s one).
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    How gabe got mono and strep. A story in three acts by koolmoe.

    Act I: The arrival

    Gabe and Lukie ball it up in the Bahamas at PCA...



    Gabe busts out early, so he decides to just ball it up.

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    reusing pics? lame!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anosmic
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    had that thing where you have fluid in your lungs once...
    Drowning?
    I laughed out loud so hard at this. It's also the first time my girlfriend caught me laughing out loud at an internet message board. Thanks for the nerd status dickhead.


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    Quote Originally Posted by koolmoe
    How gabe got mono and strep. A story in three acts by koolmoe.

    Act I: The arrival

    Gabe and Lukie ball it up in the Bahamas at PCA...

    this post had so much potential at this point. please redo with a new 2nd half of the post.
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    .gh
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    Okay, so the doctor says gabe can't drink for six weeks...

    What's the over/under on how long he makes it, and who's taking bets? Somebody look at the line that Las Vegas has set. I'm assuming it's somewhere around 3.5 weeks.

    If that's the case, I'm taking the UNDER.


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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    reusing pics? lame!
    I have a job, GDI. I'm working on some mo' betta pics.

    Please stay sick for a few more days until I finish.
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    pretty sure its going to last about a month so take your time
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Quote Originally Posted by biondino
    My understanding, gabe, is that Mono can lead to Hepatitis, but in the "inflammation of the liver" sense - Hep C is a specific illness and is caused by a different virus.

    Hepatitis, in this sense, is not a chronic condition and is a symptom of the EBV that causes mono. It can cause permanent liver damage, but it is very different from Hep C.
    Biondino is correct. Cirrhosis is a consequence of chronic liver disease, but the term hepatitis simply refers to inflammation of the liver. It can be caused by things such as viruses like Hep. A-E or Ebstein-Barr(your mono), metabolic disorders, toxins (alcohol, pharmaceuticals, etc). Hepatitis can be a symptom of mono, but you misunderstood your doctor if he said you could specifically get Hep. C
    No offense Nuts, but ' this response reminded me so much of the PMS reducing pills or whatever they advertise where a bunch of women are sitting at a table over drinks and one of them mentions it. Then another woman will go on and on in great detail about all the different medical aspects of the drug, including side effects and other things to watch out for... Ending it with "Hey I didn't spend all that time in med school for nothing." [all laugh and fade]

    On another note: Koolmoe did say 3 acts, be patient... I have faith that he's working on something reeeeeel goood. heh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pay4myCad!!
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Quote Originally Posted by biondino
    My understanding, gabe, is that Mono can lead to Hepatitis, but in the "inflammation of the liver" sense - Hep C is a specific illness and is caused by a different virus.

    Hepatitis, in this sense, is not a chronic condition and is a symptom of the EBV that causes mono. It can cause permanent liver damage, but it is very different from Hep C.
    Biondino is correct. Cirrhosis is a consequence of chronic liver disease, but the term hepatitis simply refers to inflammation of the liver. It can be caused by things such as viruses like Hep. A-E or Ebstein-Barr(your mono), metabolic disorders, toxins (alcohol, pharmaceuticals, etc). Hepatitis can be a symptom of mono, but you misunderstood your doctor if he said you could specifically get Hep. C
    No offense Nuts, but ' this response reminded me so much of the PMS reducing pills or whatever they advertise where a bunch of women are sitting at a table over drinks and one of them mentions it. Then another woman will go on and on in great detail about all the different medical aspects of the drug, including side effects and other things to watch out for... Ending it with "Hey I didn't spend all that time in med school for nothing." [all laugh and fade]

    On another note: Koolmoe did say 3 acts, be patient... I have faith that he's working on something reeeeeel goood. heh
    yah its funny seeing the creative ways that they throw in the side effects. Also its funny seeing the creative ways they leave them out; theyll describe the drug and tell you how it can help, but never mention the name of it. Instead theyll give you a number you can call and a website you can visit. This way the side effects are up to you to read about.
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