so when I was a freshman in college, I was dating this girl for like a year and a half and I was going to go to her delta zeta formal. I felt like death that night and just couldn't go. later found out that I had mono, and got it from her (?????). then I started going to school during the day and baseball practice at night + commuting twice a day and it was pretty far, so I didn't get to see her much. yadayada she dumped me.

since we're both huge ballas, something bad HAS to happen to you. I predict you go busto. we'll see though.