i have mono

[Lukie]

after one of our trips, I went to give him a hug in the airport, and he's like nahh man, and sticks out his hand, and we shook hands instead. that's about as far as I've gotten with gabe hyachachachach

Kinda like your dates with girls. Except that you're the one insisting on just a handshake instead of sex.

x-man, one day we will meet in real life and I'm going to put you to shame on so many different levels.