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    Default I haven't been posting much...

    But hi! Hope everyones doing well, here's a awesome bluff I did, lol.

    <3 you all.

    PokerStars Game #18034069880: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2008/06/09 - 22:23:28 (ET)
    Table 'Gorgo' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: heybude ($475.50 in chips)
    Seat 2: SQUi5HiiFiSH ($563.55 in chips)
    heybude: posts small blind $1
    SQUi5HiiFiSH: posts big blind $2
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to heybude [9s 8s]
    heybude: raises $4 to $6
    SQUi5HiiFiSH: raises $16 to $22
    heybude: calls $16
    *** FLOP *** [5c Qd Tc]
    SQUi5HiiFiSH: checks
    heybude: bets $34
    SQUi5HiiFiSH: calls $34
    *** TURN *** [5c Qd Tc] [7d]
    SQUi5HiiFiSH: bets $82
    heybude: calls $82
    *** RIVER *** [5c Qd Tc 7d] [3c]
    SQUi5HiiFiSH: bets $186
    heybude: raises $151.50 to $337.50 and is all-in
    SQUi5HiiFiSH: folds
    Uncalled bet ($151.50) returned to heybude
    heybude collected $647.50 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $648 | Rake $0.50
    Board [5c Qd Tc 7d 3c]
    Seat 1: heybude (button) (small blind) collected ($647.50)
    Seat 2: SQUi5HiiFiSH (big blind) folded on the River
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    i kinda feel bad i laid down KK against this guy on a Jxx flop at 100nl FR the other day now
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    Since you brought it up, why don't you post anymore?


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    cya in a week danny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    O NOZ POKER IN DA COMMUNE
    i think this rule is breakable if you beat 1knl HU for 10ptbb+/100.
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    Ok, back to poker discussion. What made you think he was going to drop the hand at that point?

    Did you really think that he thought that you were on the flush draw all that time? Why?

    Meh; I tried doing something like this a little earlier and got pwnt, so maybe I'm bitter.
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    we love you too danny,
    so im laying in bed at like 6:30 this morning and my phone starts blowing up but im too lazy to pick it up. all it is is max, who doesnt know he is on an answering machine going, cyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    (mumbling and cursing wondering why im not responding to him then he hangs up)

    crazy stienbergs
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    Quote Originally Posted by c-luvin
    we love you too danny,
    so im laying in bed at like 6:30 this morning and my phone starts blowing up but im too lazy to pick it up. all it is is max, who doesnt know he is on an answering machine going, cyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    (mumbling and cursing wondering why im not responding to him then he hangs up)

    crazy stienbergs
    lol thats pretty funny. It's Steinberg btw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Since you brought it up, why don't you post anymore?
    theyre in vegas
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    I'm not in Vegas it's just summer time, ill be there on the 16th
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    i laid down KK on a Jxx flop at 100nl FR
    ygos?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Danny are you going to go to Macau with Max in September? Can I come?
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    how much do tickets to china cost? i did a quick search and i saw tickets for like 2k. i refuse to believe thats the cheapest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    i laid down KK on a Jxx flop at 100nl FR
    ygos?
    after this hand I'm starting to question myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    how much do tickets to china cost? i did a quick search and i saw tickets for like 2k. i refuse to believe thats the cheapest.
    My ticket last year was $1300 bought a month in advance. Don't know how it has changed since.
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    I think it'd probably be $1500 from here in Vancouver.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    i laid down KK on a Jxx flop at 100nl FR
    ygos?
    My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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    I'd show the hand, but then you guys would remove the OS at the end of that acronym.
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    I step into the club with intention to do harm, with a prosthetic arm and smellin like boons farm
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    Cause you sit on them to prepare for "the stranger".
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