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I lost most of my bankroll in 4 hours
So last night I was over my friend's place, we're boozing it up while watching some sci-fi shit, think it was called Serenity, didn't really like it. Anyways by the time the movie was over I'm pretty faded, I let my boy know I'm bouncing, stumble home and get on Ultimate Bet to fuck up some fish's night.
So I'm playing some 5/10 NL tables, smoking some ganj, I'm up 2 stacks after an hour, it's looking to be a good night. That's when shit starts to go south. I get dealt aces simultaneously at 2 tables, I play them fast but they both get cracked by a set of sevens. I lose my stack at both tables. Then I lose another stack, this time when I get it AI with KK preflop against someone's queens, of course river comes a queen. Now I'm starting to get a little agitated. I hit a set with 55 on a 459 rainbow flop, I get it AI on the turn, 3.5k pot, the guy flips over a set of nines. So now I'm like hell nah nigga, I start getting buckwild on these fish, reraising everything preflop, hammering every flop, basically playing like shit. My bluffs aren't working, none of my hands are holding up, and to top it off I run out of pot. By this point I'm down maybe 12 stacks.
I grab some Sauza and pour myself a doubleshot before sitting down at some 25/50 tables. First hand at one table I get dealt 36 spades in the BB, flop comes all spades in a raised pot. I lead small, button raises me huge, I call. Turn comes a blank, and I check-raise the button AI. He flips over a flopped set, river pairs the board, I'm down another 5k. I start flipping out.
I flop top two with Q10 but the same fucker turns a straight on me with JK. Another 5k. I smash my mouse into little pieces.
This is when I start playing really bad. I start doing stuff like limp re-raising AI with 5Q suited, hammering the flop with anything. I keep losing. The shots aren't helping either. I decide to open up some 50/100 tables so I can make back what I lost faster. Bad idea. Now not only am I getting sucked out on every hand, some people are beginning to outplay me. I'm berating this one guy at a full ring table for sucking out on me, and he goads me into playing some HU Omaha. I don't even play Omaha, but I agree to sit down with him. I double up off him once, but from there it was all downhill. I ended up losing everything I had on the site to him. After the shock wore off, I started crying and getting angry. I broke my bong against the wall. I threw my terrarium out the window. Then I passed out on the carpet.
I have no idea what I'm going to do from here, right now I feel so empty I don't even feel like living.
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