Kid Cuisine?!?! Come on man... You should breast feed your child until the age of 13 at least. Some may frown on breast feeding until puberty, but my mom did and look how I turned out.

It sounds like your kid is spoiled anyways. Back in my time we'd be thrilled to get such a prize with our frozen dinner. We didn't even get as much as a single rat pellet though. Kids these days...