I think it's a tarp

[spoonitnow]

From Mr.Isu Kafando(Urgent)

Good Day,
Please Read.

My name is Mr. Isu Kafando I am the Credit and audits manager with
bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.

I have a business proposal in the tune of $9.5m, (Nine Million Five
hundred Thousand United States Dollar only) after the successful
transfer we shall share in ratio of 40% for you and 60% for me.
Should you be interested, please contact me through my private email
([email protected]) so we can commence all arrangements and I Will
give you more information on how we would handle this project.

Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality and send me the

Following:
(1) Full names:
(2) Private phone number:
(3) Current residential address:
(4) Occupation:
(5) Age and Sex:

Kind Regards,
Mr.Isu Kafando

Phone number : +226-75-48-74-43
Please reply me via this Email:[email protected]

I'm considering replying to this e-mail just to see what happens. Ideas on false information to give?

[Jack Sawyer]

raise the stakes.


also http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/ if you lack imagination.

[Ragnar4]

You should haggle with him first and foremost.

The prime argument is that 5% of the total sum in Africa he lives like 10 kings for the rest of his life, and with the 95% here in America you'll barely be able to squeak by as affluent.

[daven]

trap him back - kudos if you get him transferring you $$$

[spoonitnow]

You should haggle with him first and foremost.

The prime argument is that 5% of the total sum in Africa he lives like 10 kings for the rest of his life, and with the 95% here in America you'll barely be able to squeak by as affluent.

I like this one the best.

[yourfather]

Make him send you a pic holding spoonitnow spelled out so you know its really him.

Then say you dont believe him and make him do weird shit. I don't mean gay stuff.

Then post pics here.

[a500lbgorilla]

As a hedge-fund manager, 9.5 mil isnt worth your time. Try to get them to make it 95 mil.

[Monty3038]

There are some wonderful sites for the guys who spam these guys back, some have actually received money from them. One got the guy to find an artist and carve a sample wood piece for him, to earn $1,000,000 contract to produce them, payable up front, then rejected the guys art piece as being horrible... was hilarious because it was perfect.

[Warpe]

Hook him up with a nice Christian widow.

Dear Friend,

I don't really know who you are, but peace be unto you as you read this letter. My Instinct tells me that I can trust you by my proposition. I got your contact through Internet directory and My Instinct directed me to send this money to you.

I am a widow and a devoted Christian, my name is Mrs. Maria Jonathan from England, married to Dr. Peter Jonathan, since my husband died, I have been suffering from arthritics and lately doctors have diagnosed me with terminal cancer which left me with approximately twelve months to live. I am currently on wheelchair and being looked after by a nurse and some of my late husband's relatives in turns.

Before my husband died, he left some money to the tone of ?4,800,000,00 (Four million, eight hundred thousand Pounds) and he made me promised him that it should be used for humanitarian work, because we have no children and he does not want his brothers to lay hand on it, since they don't believe in God, they have a different vision.

This money is currently in a vault with a deposit company in EUROPE. If you will promise me that you will use this money to achieve the wish of my husband and me, then I will instruct the deposit company to release the funds in your name. Note that I don't speak much due to my illness; I will appreciate if we communicate through email. Reply me through my email address: [email protected] for us to discuss so that you can go and claim this money before I die.

May God bless you as you walk in the light and glory.

Thank you.

Yours in Vineyard,

Mrs. Maria Jonathan

Email: [email protected]

[DaddyDeez]

lol four million pounds

[Ragnar4]

There are some wonderful sites for the guys who spam these guys back, some have actually received money from them. One got the guy to find an artist and carve a sample wood piece for him, to earn $1,000,000 contract to produce them, payable up front, then rejected the guys art piece as being horrible... was hilarious because it was perfect.

I demand a link!

[Warpe]

They hold conferences:

http://j-walk.com/other/conf/

[griffey24]

They hold conferences:

http://j-walk.com/other/conf/

So these people are poor... and paying $995 to attend this conference? hmmm

or is it mostly rich people trying to get richer?... hopefully the latter!

[spoonitnow]

The e-mail was fake and I'm not going to waste Skype $$ on the phone number. Oh well

[BankItDrew]

thread is an epic fail but has epic potential.

[mrhappy333]

http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/ if you lack imagination.

from their website.
We are currently being hit with a massive denial of service attack. Our site may be temporarily unavailable at times for the next few days. We apologize for the inconvenience.

[Warpe]

They hold conferences:

http://j-walk.com/other/conf/

So these people are poor... and paying $995 to attend this conference? hmmm

or is it mostly rich people trying to get richer?... hopefully the latter!

Sounds very helpful.

From Past Conferences...

* "My business has increased by 45%, and I am now experiencing an 89.4% ROI" - Mariam Abacha
* "It was a genuine pleasure to meet other honorable business persons such as myself." - Isa Ahmed
* "The presentation on P.T. Barnum was especially helpful." - Farouk Bakoh
* "The hotel was very, very upscale. The running water was a nice touch! - Dr, Collins Mdadiwe
* "I am pleased. I got many new email addresses as a direct result of this most valuable conference." - Aku Chukwu
* "Now I know how to respond when someone refers to my business as a scam." - Franklin Dimmoh
* "I AM FIRMLY CONVINCED THAT USING UPPERCASE LETTERS MAKES MY WRITING MORE EFFECTIVE." - Mr. Ibrahim Ahmed
* "The free daily newspaper was very good to receive, but it is not come on Saturday." - Mrs. Mabel Mamumbi (my kidney disease is getting better, but I am still a widow)

[triumphant cracker]

this is what they are offering for breakfst....


Breakfast Kickoff Session:
Your choice: A hard boiled egg, or two slices of white bread and a cricket.
^^^^^!!!!!!!!

lol a cricket....

[gosam]

That dude failed. Claims to be from Burkina Faso and has a .ru mail. lolol

[animal_chin]

From Past Conferences...

* "My business has increased by 45%, and I am now experiencing an 89.4% ROI" - Mariam Abacha
* "It was a genuine pleasure to meet other honorable business persons such as myself." - Isa Ahmed
* "The presentation on P.T. Barnum was especially helpful." - Farouk Bakoh
* "The hotel was very, very upscale. The running water was a nice touch! - Dr, Collins Mdadiwe
* "I am pleased. I got many new email addresses as a direct result of this most valuable conference." - Aku Chukwu
* "Now I know how to respond when someone refers to my business as a scam." - Franklin Dimmoh
* "I AM FIRMLY CONVINCED THAT USING UPPERCASE LETTERS MAKES MY WRITING MORE EFFECTIVE." - Mr. Ibrahim Ahmed
* "The free daily newspaper was very good to receive, but it is not come on Saturday." - Mrs. Mabel Mamumbi (my kidney disease is getting better, but I am still a widow)

These are hilarious. I especially like the capital letters one.