I told that bitch

[spoonitnow]

[aka_red]

LOLNH.

[Deanglow]

spoon wtf

[bigspenda73]

What do you tell a bitch with 2 black eyes....?

[bikes]

What do you tell a bitch with 2 black eyes....?

OMG why are you not in the kitchen!
Omg! I told you twice!

POW POW

[bigspenda73]

What do you tell a bitch with 2 black eyes....?

OMG why are you not in the kitchen!
Omg! I told you twice!

POW POW

wrong

[bikes]

This is what you tell a bitch with 2 black eyes!




ZING

[wufwugy]

some tribes' customs dictate that women are honored by being beaten by their husbands.

[Ragnar4]

What do you tell a bitch with 2 black eyes? Nothin you ain't already told her twice!

[thizzSantaCruz]

that shit makes me sick to my stomach, anyone that hits a woman is the biggest pussy ever.

[Lukie]

that shit makes me sick to my stomach, anyone that hits a woman is the biggest pussy ever.

i agree.. the pic puts it a little over the top for me

[spoonitnow]

that shit makes me sick to my stomach, anyone that hits a woman is the biggest pussy ever.

So a woman could be like trying to kill you and you couldn't hit her.

Now that makes a lot of sense.

[a500lbgorilla]

that shit makes me sick to my stomach, anyone that hits a woman is the biggest pussy ever.

So a woman could be like trying to kill you and you couldn't hit her.

Now that makes a lot of sense.

If she's a huge 225 lb butch lesbo, but you still wouldn't need to hit some tiny 110 lb girl.

If they had a weapon that neglects size and strength (a gun), you probably won't be close enough to hit them.

[spoonitnow]

Shit, there's a reason to hit anybody.

I don't discriminate against women working any job they're qualified for, and I'm not going to discriminate against women for any ass-beating they're qualified for.

[Lukie]

spoon, do u ever think before you talk (or type)?

[flomo]

i'd hit it

[badgers]

flomo wins thread

[spoonitnow]

spoon, do u ever think before you talk (or type)?

Yes. My thought process typically goes something like this:

Step 1: Find something to type that will piss off the most people per words.
Step 2: Type it.

[spoonitnow]

i'd hit it

I laughed out loud.

[jackvance]

that shit makes me sick to my stomach, anyone that hits a woman is the biggest pussy ever.

you sexist

[jyms]

act like a women or get treated like a man. There is no third choice.

[will641]

Shit, there's a reason to hit anybody.

I don't discriminate against women working any job they're qualified for, and I'm not going to discriminate against women for any ass-beating they're qualified for.

lol, i have a friend who says almost the exact same thing. he says something like, if a bitch is out of line and hits me, i think there is nothing wrong with hitting her back.

[Lukie]

spoon, do u ever think before you talk (or type)?

Yes. My thought process typically goes something like this:

Step 1: Find something to type that will piss off the most people per words.
Step 2: Type it.

It's really hard to piss me off. A thread like this certainly isn't going to do it.

Here's the thing though. I'm normally all for free speech and against censorship. You give so much ammo for the other side though, and in turn, it makes people like me look bad.

And yeah, self defense is self defense. That isn't what this thread is about though and you know it.

[Pelion]

When most women get beaten up it isn't self defense.

[Warpe]

spoon, do u ever think before you talk (or type)?

Yes. My thought process typically goes something like this:

Step 1: Find something to type that will piss off the most people per words.
Step 2: Type it.
Step 3: Look stupid

fyp

fwiw, you've earned my respect with your poker posts but you always manage to lose it again with shit like this.

[pantherhound]

wtf is his point anyway? guys have a license to beat up women based purely on the notion of equality?

pretty fuckin moronic

[spoonitnow]

spoon, do u ever think before you talk (or type)?

Yes. My thought process typically goes something like this:

Step 1: Find something to type that will piss off the most people per words.
Step 2: Type it.
Step 3: Look stupid

fyp

fwiw, you've earned my respect with your poker posts but you always manage to lose it again with shit like this.

lol k

wtf is his point anyway? guys have a license to beat up women based purely on the notion of equality?

pretty fuckin moronic

There are a lot of things that are moronic, but women's "notion of equality" is hardly one of them.

*wipes period blood off of thread*

[d0zer]

wtf is his point anyway?

lol @ trying to find a point in an admitted troll's posts

[Galapogos]

Shit, there's a reason to hit anybody.

I don't discriminate against women working any job they're qualified for, and I'm not going to discriminate against women for any ass-beating they're qualified for.

lol, i have a friend who says almost the exact same thing. he says something like, if a bitch is out of line and hits me, i think there is nothing wrong with hitting her back.

It's Massimo isn't it?

[bigspenda73]

What do you tell a bitch with 2 black eyes....?

nothing...you already told her twice!!

ZING

ba-da-CHIIIIIIING

[Ragnar4]

What do you tell a bitch with 2 black eyes? Nothin you ain't already told her twice!

Spenda's redundant post is redundant.

[wufwugy]

of course domestic violence on women is wrong, and i hate men who do it. however, of the women ive known who have gotten beaten i have no sympathy. i knew one who used to get beaten by her boyfriend amazingly bad, yet she loved him more and more. he nearly killed her one time, she got a restraining order against him and moved away, yet believed that she had left her one chance at true love.

so yea i have no sympathy for her. i prefer to hate a man who beats a woman than feel sympathy for a woman who willingly makes it a part of her life.

[will641]

Shit, there's a reason to hit anybody.

I don't discriminate against women working any job they're qualified for, and I'm not going to discriminate against women for any ass-beating they're qualified for.

lol, i have a friend who says almost the exact same thing. he says something like, if a bitch is out of line and hits me, i think there is nothing wrong with hitting her back.

It's Massimo isn't it?

no. he has an account on ftr, doesnt post much. his name is piitb i think. ill see if i can reach him and get him to chime in.

[spoonitnow]

of course domestic violence on women is wrong, and i hate men who do it. however, of the women ive known who have gotten beaten i have no sympathy. i knew one who used to get beaten by her boyfriend amazingly bad, yet she loved him more and more. he nearly killed her one time, she got a restraining order against him and moved away, yet believed that she had left her one chance at true love.

so yea i have no sympathy for her. i prefer to hate a man who beats a woman than feel sympathy for a woman who willingly makes it a part of her life.

A woman who stays with a man who does that to her deserves a man who does that to her imo.

[badgers]

wow spoon...

[spoonitnow]

wow spoon...

It's like anything else tbh. Of course there are some scenarios where it's not that cut and dry, but if I stick my dick in a light socket, and it hurts, shouldn't I stop putting my dick in the light socket?

[mrhappy333]

looks like a car accident?

[a500lbgorilla]

Shit, there's a reason to hit anybody.

I don't discriminate against women working any job they're qualified for, and I'm not going to discriminate against women for any ass-beating they're qualified for.

Lol, nobility misplaced. But this is one instance where I bow to the social norm. There are (almost) no reasons to hit a woman.

[FyrFytr998]

In case anyone cared. This is the chick Gina Carano ass kicked. So don't get your panties in a bunch. She was beaten by another woman not a man. In fact she could kick the crap out of most of the posters in this thread. She doesn't need a hero to save her day, lol.

[Ragnar4]

of course domestic violence on women is wrong, and i hate men who do it. however, of the women ive known who have gotten beaten i have no sympathy. i knew one who used to get beaten by her boyfriend amazingly bad, yet she loved him more and more. he nearly killed her one time, she got a restraining order against him and moved away, yet believed that she had left her one chance at true love.

so yea i have no sympathy for her. i prefer to hate a man who beats a woman than feel sympathy for a woman who willingly makes it a part of her life.

A woman who stays with a man who does that to her deserves a man who does that to her imo.

There is where I disagree with you spoon. It's all about stockholm syndrome at that point. It's odd, people will sympathize with their attacker and begin to believe that it's their own fault instead of the attackers fault.

No-one deserves to get beat up in a relationship, especially if it causes stockholme syndrome.

[pantherhound]

wtf is his point anyway? guys have a license to beat up women based purely on the notion of equality?

pretty fuckin moronic

There are a lot of things that are moronic, but women's "notion of equality" is hardly one of them.

why did u twist my words to make it look I like I thought equality was moronic?

most women are pretty defenceless in unarmed combat against most men due to obvious physical reasons.

if a woman hit a guy for whatever reason the guy may not hit back for the simple reason that he would likely do more damage more than the social norm of it being 'wrong'. she hits u and u may be staggered. you hit her back and she gets a broken jaw. hardly quid pro quo.

so the argument that women should 'get any beating they're qualified for' doesnt hold water.

if i find out my girl has been cheating on me, do i go and slap her around to the full extent of my abilities? or are you saying i should go and inflict just the amount of damage she would give me if she decided to hit me? (very little)

if you condone the damage to be proportionate to the physical effect on the respective person, we have an argument about the social reasons for not physically attacking women.

if you don't, you are condoning men to be able to apply as much force as they want on women if that woman is 'qualified for an ass-beating'.

am i correct?

[vqc]

I didn't find the thread offensive because it was obviously a joke (at least to anyone who frequents spoon's threads). Especially considering that chick would destroy everyone in this thread.

It stopped being amusing at "A woman who stays with a man who does that to her deserves a man who does that to her imo." My opinion is that the holocaust never happened and intelligent design is absolutely correct. Its about that cut and dried.

[sil693]

If a woman thinks she's man enough to punch me or something, bitch better get ready to be LAID the fuck out.

[vqc]

I pretty sure I can imagine plenty of situations where hitting a female can be justified. Domestic violence isn't one of them.

[spoonitnow]

I didn't find the thread offensive because it was obviously a joke (at least to anyone who frequents spoon's threads). Especially considering that chick would destroy everyone in this thread.

FINALLY someone discovers the deep level of humor in my posts.

[spoonitnow]

wtf is his point anyway? guys have a license to beat up women based purely on the notion of equality?

pretty fuckin moronic

There are a lot of things that are moronic, but women's "notion of equality" is hardly one of them.

why did u twist my words to make it look I like I thought equality was moronic?

most women are pretty defenceless in unarmed combat against most men due to obvious physical reasons.

if a woman hit a guy for whatever reason the guy may not hit back for the simple reason that he would likely do more damage more than the social norm of it being 'wrong'. she hits u and u may be staggered. you hit her back and she gets a broken jaw. hardly quid pro quo.

so the argument that women should 'get any beating they're qualified for' doesnt hold water.

if i find out my girl has been cheating on me, do i go and slap her around to the full extent of my abilities? or are you saying i should go and inflict just the amount of damage she would give me if she decided to hit me? (very little)

if you condone the damage to be proportionate to the physical effect on the respective person, we have an argument about the social reasons for not physically attacking women.

if you don't, you are condoning men to be able to apply as much force as they want on women if that woman is 'qualified for an ass-beating'.

am i correct?

If a 100 lb dude fucks with a 250 lb dude, and the 250 lb dude beats his ass, are you going to blame the 250 lb dude for being too rough with him?

In real life that's called don't fuck with people who can and/or will beat your ass.

[jyms]

FyrFytr ruined the joke. Most had no clue and probably thought this was spoons wife.

And NO WAY she could kick my ass.

[FyrFytr998]

FyrFytr ruined the joke. Most had no clue and probably thought this was spoons wife.

And NO WAY she could kick my ass.

Yes. I am a killjoy.

[pantherhound]

just how many times is that scenario going to happen? you cant say there is as big a disparity between big guys and small guys in ability to cause physical damage as between men and women in general.

most women are not built to sustain damage from most men full stop.

[spoonitnow]

just how many times is that scenario going to happen? you cant say there is as big a disparity between big guys and small guys in ability to cause physical damage as between men and women in general.

most women are not built to sustain damage from most men full stop.

The reasons the woman supposedly can't handle getting her ass kicked is because she's smaller/weaker/whatever, the same reasons a smaller man would get his ass kicked. If someone can kick your ass, and you fuck with them, then they kick your ass, it's your fault no matter who you are.

And btw FyrFytr998 I missed that you also realized who the picture was of, etc.

[spoonitnow]

I told that bitch not to fight at Ginaweight.

[Pythonic]

Looks like she ran into mike tyson, lol

[spoonitnow]

Looks like she ran into mike tyson, lol

No because she wasn't raped.
FWIW she would have a decent chance at taking Tyson.

[pankfish]

I never fight girls because it would suck if they won.

[givememyleg]

Looks like she ran into mike tyson, lol

No because she wasn't raped.
FWIW she would have a decent chance at taking Tyson.

huh

[spoonitnow]

Looks like she ran into mike tyson, lol

No because she wasn't raped.
FWIW she would have a decent chance at taking Tyson.

huh

For the first thing, Mike Tyson likes to rape chicks.
For the second thing, I'm pretty sure she could break a limb.

[wufwugy]

Looks like she ran into mike tyson, lol

nah her ear is intact

[spoonitnow]

Looks like she ran into mike tyson, lol

nah her ear is intact

n1

[Robb]

If a woman thinks she's man enough to punch me or something, bitch better get ready to be LAID the fuck out.

Taught high school in an urban school for 2 years. Girl taunts boy about his momma. Boy says, "Don't say nothin' 'bout my momma, or I'll knock you out." Girl says "F*ck your momma." Boy takes swing. Girl steps inside, blocks the punch, punches him the jaw, and knocks him on his ass. Teacher breaks up the "fight."

Probably lucky for him that he got a 3-day suspension for fighting even tho' he didn't land a punch.

[spoonitnow]

If a woman thinks she's man enough to punch me or something, bitch better get ready to be LAID the fuck out.

Taught high school in an urban school for 2 years. Girl taunts boy about his momma. Boy says, "Don't say nothin' 'bout my momma, or I'll knock you out." Girl says "F*ck your momma." Boy takes swing. Girl steps inside, blocks the punch, punches him the jaw, and knocks him on his ass. Teacher breaks up the "fight."

Probably lucky for him that he got a 3-day suspension for fighting even tho' he didn't land a punch.

Ahahaahahahaha nice.