If there's not a barker auctioning off the "virgins" before the movie starts, it's really not worth it. The fun of the evening can be directly correlated to the virgin auction. If there is no auction, you might as well leave. It's the only time I've seen a wall of 20+ women (I hope) flash an audience because a smattering of the audience was chanting "show us your tits" and not too enthusiastically, at that.

If there are no actors at the front of the theater, you should also leave. Let's face it... the movie SUCKS... it's the heckling and debauchery that happens in the theater that makes it an experience.

Quote Originally Posted by triumphant cracker View Post
I remember having to sweep up all the toast at the end.
Should've been toast, hot dogs, newspaper, toilet paper, rice, all of it wet from the squirt guns (please god let it be water from the squirt guns). Occasionally something burned from the "light in the darkness". If someone was really in to it, you might find an over-sized deck of cards from the line "What's the big deal?".

Seriously, if all you had to sweep up was toast, then you got off light, man. Also, those patrons were doing it wrong.