All of this is bullshit, Each and every word of it.

Because it didn't begin with.

"I would bang "such and such a chick in the oval office, repeatedly" or "I would masturbate all over the lincoln bedroom until I died."

So I'll start here. If I were president, I would bang "would hit girl" in the oval office, the lincoln bedroom, and the fountain.

Then I'd commit to our war in a "we're here to beat the fight out of our opponent" mentality.

By suggesting for the next 3 months, while we're de-mobilizing and leaving the middle east, but if ANYTHING happens and we come back in, wherever we invade becomes the 51st state... none of this tear it down and re-build it BS, it's ours now. Dare me.

Then I would re-think the 15,000 gun laws we have in effect, and re-streamline them effectively.

Then I would do the same thing for each and every other law grouping, following with tax laws, driving laws, economics laws.. etc etc.