my grandfather used to say some really funny things. sayings, if you will. stuff from generations ago. i'm sure you've heard some, too...lets have 'em!!

- if, ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we could throw a party.
- if birds had radios up their asses, there'd be music in the air.
- if frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their butts when they jumped.

- if cockroaches carried uzi's, ducks wouldn't fuck with them.
- if everyone liked everything, everyone would be after your grandmother.

i got a million of them, but i want to hear any you heard when you were younger.