if you could fk one female celeb who would it be (NSFW?)

[mbiz]

Kim Kardashian all day long


owait already done with dessert islands thread rly

[rong]

Cheryl Cole / Tweedie

[XTR1000]

I was kinda torn but in the end Joanna Krupa > Sienna Miller

[JKDS]

Rihanna

[spoonitnow]

oprah, going for the most +EV here

[DropTheBanana]

Sloan from Entourage and it's not even close!

[speedcake]

Lizzy Caplan. nomnomnom

[kingnat]

I hear she's got a moist muffin.

[Galapogos]

oprah, going for the most +EV here

That's assuming you can please her. Fail and she will destroy you.

[jjbish]

that's assuming you can please her. Fail and she will eat you.

fyp

[silu73]

I would do Sasha Grey because she would never say "Don't put it in here"

[speedcake]

She is a VERY, very close 2nd for me. I was torn as to which one to pick, actually.

I would do Sasha Grey because she would never say "Don't put it in here"

[Fnord]

Winner so far, remark about where things are being stuck aside.

Couldn't find a goodish pic, but I'd be Lorelei Lee's bitch for an hour or two. That certainly would be memorable!

[lolzzz_321]

tina fey

[wufwugy]

Probably Scarlet Johansen, Jessica Biel, or Anna Kournikova. Salma Hayek misses the list due to her shattering my eardrums when a bug got on set. Thing is that the standard hot superstar celebrity thing is played out, so here's a list of obscure ones who still qualify on some level


Namitha



Tossgirl



Felicia Day



Erin Toughill

[JKDS]

COME HERE RUDE BOY BOY IS YOU BIG ENOUGH
stealth caps

[meeloche]

Definitely shouldn't be aloud to post a name without a pic imo.

[BooG690]

^ ...and isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

[a500lbgorilla]

And I don't care about the title specification on gender, I'll live my life how I want.

[NobleTruths]

And I don't care about the title specification on gender, I'll live my life how I want.

This is for you, 'rilla:
YouTube - relmvision's Channel

[Galapogos]

My wife doesn't think this commercial is funny in the slightest. Wtf? It's one of the laugh laugh out loud commercials I've ever seen.

[BooG690]

My wife doesn't think this commercial is funny in the slightest. Wtf? It's one of the laugh laugh out loud commercials I've ever seen.

Really? This may merit a divorce. I'm quasi-cereus.

[bode]

Really? This may merit a divorce. I'm quasi-cereus.

i've already threatened my wife with divorce because she says she doesn't find them THAT funny. galapagos's should be insta-file for divorce.

[kiwiMark]

Most of them are alright, but the one where he's like "Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to ME" and where he's going on about how he's the man your man could smell like is fucking genius.

[boost]

Most of them are alright, but the one where he's like "Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to ME" and where he's going on about how he's the man your man could smell like is fucking genius.

"Swan dive!"

[Galapogos]

Most of them are alright, but the one where he's like "Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to ME" and where he's going on about how he's the man your man could smell like is fucking genius.

"I'm on a horse."

Yeah that's the one I was referring to. Wasn't aware there were others.

[wufwugy]

Wait, we're allowed to pick porn stars and erotic models?

Well there goes my top ten spots easy. No matter how you slice it, the hottest standard celebrities are not as hot as the hottest erotic talent

[Kits]

Alba

[BankItDrew]

for those of you fags who can't get enough of the old spice guy, check out his channel where he answers questions: YouTube - OldSpice's Channel

[a500lbgorilla]

for those of you fags who can't get enough of the old spice guy, check out his channel where he answers questions: YouTube - OldSpice's Channel

I made a thread about this yesterday but binned it because it was technically viral marketing spam. I allow this since it's an organic part of the discussion and awesome.

[bigspenda73]

no one has gotten hotter over the past 5 years than Lizzy Caplan, it's amazing really.

My vote changes every day, January Jones looked incredible last night at the ESPYs so she's my daily pick

[pantherhound]

[kevster]

We have a weiner. Err, winner.

[Miffed22001]

We have a weiner. Err, winner.

+3

Someone needs to post the hot blonde also that i think ake used to have.

[kiwiMark]

YouTube - New Spice | Study like a scholar, scholar

Somebody just posted this on their facebook. New Spice.

(Not thaaat great, but worth a watch)

[mbiz]

the library one was better than the real one imo.
therad has been hijacked . entries to thread require pics.

[boost]

ezgame



edit: on sasha grey, shes pretty hot but she has a lollipop head and is annoying as fuck with all her chatter while shes getting plowed.

[Stacks]

This is Lexi Belle right? If so, +1.

[Penneywize]

This is Lexi Belle right? If so, +1.

She looks better with those bright white streaks in her hair.

[boost]

She looks better with those bright white streaks in her hair.

Meh, I liked her better when she had pale skin and brown hair .. :shrug: but still is my #1 pick as is (blond hair and tan).

[Ash256]

I reserve the right to switch when i find someone hotter

Kelly Brook imo

She's a pinup girl who, unbelievably, is actually hot.

YouTube - kelly brook

[boost]

[nonofyobiz]

Grace Park

[boost]

beer girl is internet famous... does that count?

[Galapogos]

That there coloured feller keeps tryin' to take all our white wimmenz.

[BankItDrew]

YouTube - 9 Hottest Girls who Play Videogames -- With Guest Host /TradeChat !!!

3 of these 6 girls can be seen ITT

[wufwugy]

YouTube - 9 Hottest Girls who Play Videogames -- With Guest Host /TradeChat !!!

3 of these 6 girls can be seen ITT

lol at codex not being #1 out of that list. half those chicks dont even count anyways

and i would bang vork before i banged that ugly flat ass cylon whore in that stupid fucking battlestar gafucktica show written by 14 yr olds who wanted to take one of the greatest ideas of all time and turn it into a throbbing pile of retarded

seriously my sphincter could write a better script than that garbage

[BankItDrew]

zomg our population is decreasing, I blame it on the narc

[wufwugy]

well since yall are cheating by posting non traditional celebs who just pose or bang for the camera, imma lay down the correctness











pretty much tied with

[oskar]

One actual celebrity itt and it's Betty White

I'd go with Emily Watson (not Emma)
No point in posting pictures because she's not that hot, but believe me I have thought this through. You prolly remember her as the blind chick in Red Dragon.

[BankItDrew]

One actual celebrity itt and it's Betty White

I'd go with Emily Watson (not Emma)
No point in posting pictures because she's not that hot, but believe me I have thought this through. You prolly remember her as the blind chick in Red Dragon.

You're fucking retarded. Also, I'm starting to think wuf has some meat on his bones.

[wufwugy]

Actually, he's got a point. Watson is so ugly, yet lands all these great roles, means she's gotta give the directors like amazing head or something. No other way to explain how she got to play Bale's wife in Equilibrium or the only 'pretty' female in The Proposition

And why meat on my bones?

[BankItDrew]

And why meat on my bones?

You love girls with fat butts.

Standard AMIRITE?

[wufwugy]

I like women that don't look like 12 yr old boys. I go for a very wide variety just as long as they look like they have developed sexual features. Half of what the modern man thinks is hot is actually not. No matter how you slice it, an absence of the correct range of curvature in the correct ratio range has been scientifically proven to be unattractive

[BooG690]

Half of what the modern man thinks is hot is actually not. No matter how you slice it, an absence of the correct range of curvature in the correct ratio range has been scientifically proven to be unattractive

Attractiveness is on longer subjective imo.

[speedcake]

I like women that don't look like 12 yr old boys. I go for a very wide variety just as long as they look like they have developed sexual features. Half of what the modern man thinks is hot is actually not. No matter how you slice it, an absence of the correct range of curvature in the correct ratio range has been scientifically proven to be unattractive

Did anyone else lol?

edit: Just to say at least Boost as some taste.

[wufwugy]

That is correct

On a serious note, it's both. The objectivity has to do with very real, established, broad-based biological functions, while the subjectivity has to do with individual variance within that biologically determined range or even malfunctions

[Ash256]

I agree with wuf

I TV-fancy the arse off Olivia Hallinan

[mbiz]

i disagree with wuf and i think theres a mix of objective and subjective factorz in attractiveness

[boost]

true non-porn-star celeb:




There are for sure better choices for a one time bang, but after my one time bang I would profess my love and hope she says yes when I ask her to marry me. The slim chance that she accepts is worth missing out on better one time lays.