If you have not played the 20Q handheld game (or site)

[Laeelin]

It's well worth a play, and really is stunning =)


20Q

[a500lbgorilla]

I beat it with crayon but it kicked my ass on matches.

For matches: It said we disagreed on a few answers. One question was if all groups could use it, I said no thinking of children and it said yes.

It says that it evolves the answers over time in accordance to common knowledge.

oooOOOooo.

-'rilla

[storm75m]

bad ass, it doesn't know what to do with a dildo either.

(Not that I would know or anything...)

I did this a long time ago, it's where that infamous IRC quote came from:

<dwarfman> scary, i did my mother

[a500lbgorilla]

I did a plastic bottle.

It asked me if it was plastic and eventually guessed glass bottle. (?)

-'rilla

[Humphrind]

I did pogo stick and stumped it.

It asked me if you can sit on it, I said no. Then it asked me if a person sits on it.

[Laeelin]

What impresses me so much is just how good it is at guessing.

Getting things like "Computer Keyboard" and "Giant Squid", and knowing the diffrence between "Caterpillar" and "Worm" (and getting them both)

[a500lbgorilla]

I am guessing that it is a bichon frise(dog)

-'rilla

[Sykedupp]

You were thinking of a domestic cat.
Does it have paws? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
Is it gray? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Is it outside? You said Yes, I say No.
Does it get wet? You said Sometimes, I say No.

Tried to mess it up, didnt work.... cats can be gray though... Stupid computer.

-Chris

[melinda27]

ICHY

I am guessing that it is me(as in you)?
Yes , No , Close
17. Is it used in a sport? No.
16. Does it have lots of seeds? No.
15. Can it be dried? Yes.
14. Does it taste sweet? Yes.
13. Is it outside? Sometimes.
12. Would you find it on a farm? Sometimes.
11. Can you put something into it? Yes.
10. Would you find it in an office? Yes.
9. Does it provide protection? Yes.
8. Can it carry people? Yes.
7. Is it annoying? Sometimes.
6. Is it smooth? Yes.
5. Can it scratch? Yes.
4. Does it swim? Yes.
3. Is it brown? No.
2. Can you buy it at a store? No.
1. It is classified as Animal.

[boost]

I dont get how it can figure out what Im thinking from these generic questions...

[boost]

I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but, I am guessing that it has something to do with drugs?
Yes , No , Close
16. Do you hold it when you use it? Yes.
15. Does it have big leaves? Yes.
14. Can you add it to a salad? No.
13. Do most people use this daily? Depends.
12. Would you pay to use it? Yes.
11. Is it comforting? Yes.
10. Does it have tough skin? No.
9. Is it alive? Yes.
8. Is it outside? Yes.
7. Does it come in different colors? Yes.
6. Does it weigh more than a duck? No.
5. Is it usually colorful? Yes.
4. Is it green? Yes.
3. Is it soft? No.
2. Does it have anything to do with salad? No.
1. It is classified as Vegetable.
?
Exit

[boost]

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?


I am guessing that it is a poop(faeces)?
Yes , No , Close
16. Is it outside? No.
15. Is it commonly used? No.
14. Can you play with it? No.
13. Is it alive? No.
12. Is it annoying? No.
11. Is it smaller than a golf ball? No.
10. Does it come from an animal? Sometimes.
9. Does it contain a liquid? No.
8. Does it smell good? No.
7. Do you clean it regularly? No.
6. Do you use it at night? Irrelevant.
5. Is it manufactured? No.
4. Is it soft? Yes.
3. Does it get wet? Yes.
2. Does it usually have four corners? No.
1. It is classified as Other.

[boost]

haha I win with semen

[BoondockSaint]

well god damn - i did moose and he missed it with rhino first time and asked if it lived in large populations next and i said no and it said moose.

[Admerylous]

You were thinking of an explosion.
Can it cheer you up? You said Yes, I say No.
Does it spin? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Do you use it at night? You said Yes, I say No.
Would you pay to use it? You said Yes, I say No.
Could you send it in the mail? You said Yes, I say No.
Do you love it? You said Yes, I say No.


Hahaha, they are so wrong.

[Vaun21]

I am guessing that it is a poker chip? Yes

18. Can it be painted? Yes.
17. Would you eat it? No.
16. Is it transparent? No.
15. Is it found in a bathroom? No.
14. Is it made of metal? No.
13. Would you use it daily? Sometimes.
12. Is it human powered? No.
11. Do you hold it when you use it? Yes.
10. Is it round? Yes.
9. Is it small? Yes.
8. Is it mechanical? No.
7. Is it a common household object? No.
6. Can you find it in a house? Sometimes.
5. Does it have writing on it? Yes.
4. Is it hard? Yes.
3. Is it found on a desk? Depends.
2. Is it something you bring along? Depends.
1. It is classified as Other.

[BoondockSaint]

knew snake - lost on hedgehog

[BoondockSaint]

damn this thing is good got black bear on the first try

[BoondockSaint]

Holy shit right on - though i was more thinking wiener or pee pee


I am guessing that it is a urethra?
Yes , No , Close
16. Is it considered valuable? Yes.
15. Is it shiny? No.
14. Can you play games with it? Yes.
13. Is it larger than a microwave oven (or bread box)? No.
12. Can it be played? Yes.
11. Can it be washed? Yes.
10. Is it used for entertainment? Yes.
9. Is it hard? Yes.
8. Is it healthy? Yes.
7. Is it flat? No.
6. Would you give it as a gift? No.
5. Can you open it? No.
4. Does it come in a pack? No.
3. Could it be found in a classroom? Yes.
2. Do you hold it when you use it? Yes.
1. It is classified as Other.

[BoondockSaint]

HAHAHHAHAH HOLY FUCKING SHIT RIGHT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was Vagina


Get your mind out of the gutter! I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but, I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?
Yes , No , Close
18. Does it make sound? Yes.
17. Is it usually visible? No.
16. Can you hold it? No.
15. Are there many different sorts of it? Yes.
14. Does it have a hole in it? Yes.
13. Is it hard? No.
12. Does it come in different colors? Yes.
11. Can it be used for recreation? Yes.
10. Is it pleasurable? Yes.
9. Can it be used to talk to others? No.
8. Is it usually warm? Yes.
7. Can it be used more than once? Yes.
6. Is it smooth? Yes.
5. Is it a synthetic material? No.
4. Does it have a hard outer shell? No.
3. Does it display information? No.
2. Is it found on a desk? Sometimes.
1. It is classified as Other.

[BoondockSaint]

You were thinking of a tongue.
Is it used for entertainment? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Can you see it in a zoo? You said Yes, I say Doubtful.


What the hell. This is retarded. Yes u can se eit in a zoo and yes it is used for entertainment.

[pokerfanatic]

I did playing card (deck of cards) and we disagreed on a few things...

[evman150]

Put lots of words through it, was most impressed by how fast it got roulette wheel. I would think that would be a difficult one.

[eeeee]

It was completely stumped by PIE TIN and SWIVEL and FRICTION and SPORE, though it won't be next time!

We disagreed with THUMB TACK and LENS and TRAMPOLINE and SNEAKER.

It couldn't hone in on BITCH. I'm sure it had too many other choices.


So I threw it a bone and let it guess POO (it guessed FERTILIZER)

[a500lbgorilla]

After asking if it is killed for its fur, it correctly guessed that I was thinking of stress.

There's some advanced logic for you.

-'rilla

[bigred]

It didn't exactly get a 500 lb gorilla, but it came very close with "homosexual".

[BoondockSaint]

It didn't exactly get a 500 lb gorilla, but it came very close with "homosexual".

HAHAHAHHAHA u got me laughin out loud in my computer lab at school on that one.

[jmrogers7]

Incredible!

I am guessing that it is a potato chip?
Yes , No , Close
18. Is it brown? Partly.
17. Does it go inside other things? No.
16. Does it come from something larger? Yes.
15. Is it usually warm? No.
14. Is it crunchy? Yes.
13. Do you make something with it? No.
12. Can you order it at a restaurant? Yes.
11. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? Yes.
10. Can it be used more than once? No.
9. Is it round? Partly.
8. Does it bring joy to people? Maybe.
7. Does it get wet? No.
6. Is it straight? No.
5. Would you give it as a gift? No.
4. Can it affect you (cause an effect to you)? No.
3. Is it usually colorful? No.
2. Do you use it at work? No.
1. It is classified as Other .

[jmrogers7]

This is even more impressive.....

I am guessing that it is the alphabet?
Yes , No , Close
24. Do most people use this daily? Yes.
23. Does it move? No.
22. Can you play games with it? Yes.
21. Is it flat? No.
20. I guess that it is a number? No.
19. Is it used in a casino? Depends.
18. Do you use it at night? Irrelevant.
17. Can it fit in an envelope? Irrelevant.
16. Does it come in different colors? No.
15. Would you use it in the dark? No.
14. Is it small? Yes.
13. Is it usually visible? Yes.
12. Is it considered valuable? No.
11. Does it make noise? No.
10. Is it used for entertainment? Yes.
9. Can you make money by selling it? No.
8. Can it help you find your way? Yes.
7. Can you lift it? No.
6. Is it man made? Yes.
5. Is it hard? No.
4. Could it be found in a classroom? Yes.
3. Is it straight? No.
2. Is it colorful? No.
1. It is classified as Other

[jmrogers7]

OK, this thing is good........

I am guessing that it is pain?
Yes , No , Close
19. Does it have a backbone? No.
18. Do you use it at night? Irrelevant.
17. Does it need love? No.
16. Can you control it? No.
15. Is it spontaneous? Sometimes.
14. Does it deal with imagination? No.
13. Is it a feeling? Yes.
12. Is it an abstract concept? Yes.
11. Are there many different sorts of it? Yes.
10. Can it be washed? No.
9. Can you buy it at a store? No.
8. Is it hard? No.
7. Does it move? No.
6. Does it help accomplish tasks? No.
5. Does it come in different colors? Irrelevant.
4. Would you find it in an office? Irrelevant.
3. Is it heavier than a pound of butter? Irrelevant.
2. Can it bend without breaking? Irrelevant.
1. Is it pleasurable? No.
It is classified as Unknown.

Took it's bloody time but got it eventually:

I am guessing that it is a dwarf?
Yes , No , Close
28. I guess that it is a chef? No.
27. Would you find it in an office? No.
26. Does it have a tail? No.
25. I guess that it is a daughter? No.
24. Is it involved in movies? No.
23. Does it communicate? Yes.
22. I guess that it is a child? No.
21. Does it help accomplish tasks? Yes.
20. I guess that it is a cockatoo? No.
19. Is it considered valuable? Yes.
18. Is it heavier than a pound of butter? Yes.
17. Is it originally from Africa? No.
16. Would you be lost without it? No.
15. Can you control it? Yes.
14. Is it used to carry things? No.
13. Can it be used to talk to others? Yes.
12. Can it run fast? No.
11. Is it comforting? Maybe.
10. Is it larger than a microwave oven (or bread box)? Usually.
9. Can it speak? Yes.
8. Can it be trained to obey commands? Yes.
7. Does it fly? No.
6. Can it cheer you up? Yes.
5. Is it warm blooded? Yes.
4. Would you find it on a farm? No.
3. Is it small? Yes.
2. Is it furry? No.
1. It is classified as Animal.

[SinkRox]

Myself and 5 or so mates tried this for real one night, where one of you thinks of something and the others take it in turns to ask a yes no q.

Humans can do it too, we always guessed it before 20 Q (we got oil rig, a planet, a golf tea...)

[Laeelin]

Humans can do it too, we always guessed it before 20 Q (we got oil rig, a planet, a golf tea...)

Yeah, but it's not impressive when a human does it.

It is impressive when a computer does it.

Twenty Questions has been arround as a game for a long time.

[Jimmy Mac]

I just found this thing and it's cool.

It started off well getting WHISKEY, SPARK PLUG, VAMPIRE and METEORITE, but then I owned it with NEUTRINO and BIDET.


16. Does it cry? No.
17. I am guessing that it is a seahorse?

wtf! how?

[BIGandRICH]

i did "a black woman" and it said "i think it is you"

owned me on electric guitar, and dad got pwned with christmas tree.. i'm gonna try some more exotic things now.

[DogOnMySide]

I love this thing...

the dwarf example is perfect...

Is it a chef? No
AH! Then it must be a dwarf.

Chefs and dwarves have a lot in common, obviously.

[BIGandRICH]

You won!

What you were thinking of is not in my knowledgebase.


PWNED

[rubixstreub]

This one is a little more fun... same program, with Vadar soundbytes.

http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm

[daluchy]

beat me in 19qs for a toilet

[ProZachNation]

Q20. Get your mind out of the gutter! I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but, I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?

I got owned

[ProZachNation]

I was thinking of 'rilla on this one

[ProZachNation]

Similar Objects
a hand gun, a shotgun, a trumpet, a revolver (hand gun), a tuba, a car alarm, a euphonium, bubble wrap, a baseball glove, bug spray, a smoke detector, a gun holster.


I will so shoot you with my tuba!!

[STIdrivr]

this thing is crazy it guessed marijuana plant in 19 questions

[a500lbgorilla]

I was thinking of 'rilla on this one

You amuse me. Which is good. Becuase I tend to maim and massacre those who do not.

-'rilla

[ProZachNation]

Is it funny that anytime I read marijuana

My mind pronounces it as mary-jew-wana... that is all


edit...

Funny I was thinking Cumdumpster....

Q17. I am guessing that it is a woman?
Right, Wrong, Close
16. Can it be easily moved? Yes.
15. Is it used for entertainment? Yes.
14. Does it provide protection? No.
13. Would you like to be one? No.
12. Can it be used to put things together? Irrelevant.
11. Is it annoying? Sometimes.
10. Does it contain a lot of water? Irrelevant.
9. Can it discharge waste? Yes.
8. Does it travel on roads? Yes.
7. Can you find it in a church? Sometimes.
6. Does it make something move? Yes.
5. Do you wear it? No.
4. Is it colorful? Sometimes.
3. Is it made of plastic? No.
2. Does it have a hole in it? Yes.
1. It is classified as Other.


Q29. Get your mind out of the gutter! I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but, I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?

[jdubs]

amazing!

Q18. I am guessing that it is a pair of trousers?
Right, Wrong, Close

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17. Do you use it when it rains? Yes.
16. Do you use it at night? Sometimes.
15. Can you sit on it? Yes.
14. Does it get hard? No.
13. Can you stretch it? Maybe.
12. Do you wear it? Yes.
11. Can it be refilled? No.
10. Does it usually have four corners? No.
9. Does it have cash value? Yes.
8. Is it decorative? No.
7. Is it used for entertainment? No.
6. Do you put your name on it? No.
5. Does it fold up easily? Yes.
4. Can you recycle it? Yes.
3. Does it open? Yes.
2. Is it colorful? Yes.
1. It is classified as Other.

[tom]

It didn't get forum, though I tried it again and it got chat room.

[vqc]

it didnt get KY warming liquid, although on question 24 it guessed "something that had to do with sex" and told me that I had a dirty mind.

[Greedo017]

soon i'm sure we'll see questions like this.

Is it hot? yes

Do you rub it on your crotch?

Yes - I guess KY Warming Gel
No - I guess a ladybug

[STIdrivr]

if you make a login name and pass for the site you can change it to pg rating and i dont think it will give you the
"Get your mind out of the gutter! I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but, I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?"

[Greedo017]

stumped it on feminist.
I Win.
30. I am guessing that it is a drunk? Wrong.
29. I guessed that it was a criminal? Wrong.
28. Is it bad for your health? Yes.
27. I guessed that it was an enemy? Close.
26. Is it healthy? Sometimes.
25. Is it annoying? Yes.
24. Is it a specific color? No.
23. Does it have a long tail? No.
22. Have you seen one in real life? Yes.
21. Does it live in mountains? Maybe.
20. I guessed that it was a yeti? Close.
19. Can it swim? Probably.
18. Does it purr? Doubtful.
17. Can you smell it? Probably.
16. Is it very large? Usually.
15. Is it brown? Sometimes.
14. Is it killed for its fur? Depends.
13. Can you buy it? No.
12. Can you keep it in a cage? Yes.
11. Does it have paws? Maybe.
10. Is it green or black? No.
9. Does it swim? Maybe.
8. Is it dangerous? Yes.
7. Can you see it in a zoo? No.
6. Does it live in African grass lands? No.
5. Is it tall? Probably.
4. Is it ferocious? Yes.
3. Does it have a pointed snout? No.
2. Can it growl? Yes.
1. It is classified as Animal.

[Greedo017]

wow, i got owned on cheese though. but i got it back with jew.