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  1. 08-15-2006 03:18 AM #1
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    Default If you were a worthless ratholing shortstack scum....

    What would your screen name be?

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  3. 08-15-2006 03:21 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    so you plan on shortstacking for the next 6 months?
    dude, brbBBQ got old 5 months ago...but i dealt with it
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    something that doesn't have anything to do with ratholing?
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  22. 08-15-2006 06:27 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by lambchopdc
    omg how did i forgot DoGGz punchline:

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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    Que es "ratholing" ?
    Winning, leaving the table to stick your winnings in a rathole, then returning with a shorter stack.

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    i don't know Lukie - Your picking your own names, nominating your own threads....The greatness is there, but if you have to proclaim it, it kinda loses some value....
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