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  1. 12-21-2008 10:26 AM #1
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    Default I'm 101% certain that if you replace any lead actor/actress

    with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson...

    in any film, it would turn out the same/or better.





    The Rock as Forrest Gump....life is like a bunc of candy asses!!




    brokeback mountain......I aint quittin your candy ass!




    The Rock in Dude, Where's my car?
    -Dude, what does mine say?.....IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MINE SAYS!

    The Rock in The Dark Knight......."Why so serious?...IT DOESN'T MATTER"



    and my personal favorite...

    The Rock in Fight Club....

    The first rule about fight club is that you do not and The Rock means do not talk about fight club. The second rule if The Rock catches you talking about fight club, The Rock is gonna take his left boot and his right boot, turn them sumbitches sideways and stick straight up your candy ass. If you smmmmeeeellllllllll what The Rock ......(peoples eyebrow) is cooking.
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  2. 12-21-2008 10:32 AM #2
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    I am actually a huge bitch for movies with the Rock. He's the fcking Rock!
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  3. 12-21-2008 10:35 AM #3
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    even movies with the Rock in them would be better if he played more rolls.

    Get Smart? He could easily play half the characters.

    Doom may have actually been decent if he had a bigger part.

    Scorpion King? Make him both the King and the guy trying to kill the King and we're talking oscars, or emmys or whatever the fuck they give actors.
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    He was pretty good in Be Cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    Walking Tall is the shit.
    Haha, that's one of those movies I actually like for real. Even though even while liking it, I realize it's awful.

    Kind of like watching Over the Top.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Cue DaGoat to furiously defend Over the Top as being a legitimately great movie.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  9. 12-21-2008 02:01 PM #9
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    OVER THE TOP IS FUCKING CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

    Most memerable scene was when stallone turned is cap around and pulled off an epic underdog arm wrestle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I enjoy watching movies with the rock in them. That movie with stiffler and the rock in it is really entertaining..
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    especially the fight scenes with those tiny jungle warriors

    truely the Rock demonstrating his incredible acting chops.
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    the rundown is the shittsss. they should make a movie every year that has the rock, sean william scott, and christopher walken in it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    He was pretty good in Be Cool.
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    I think the Rock should play me in the movie of my life and vice versa. Comments?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I think the Rock should play me in the movie of my life and vice versa. Comments?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I think the Rock should play me in the movie of my life and vice versa. Comments?
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    rats...what was it bigred?
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