I've been trying all day to get my 3 month old to sleep. She's finally resting peacefully, and I am off to bed.

I think I'm going to be getting a new job soon.

I smoked a hookah once in a bar with some half naked female Army airborne medics in DC while some lesbians tried to pick up my wife. That story sounds like it would make a pretty good thread, but that's pretty much all there is to it.