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    Default I'm declaring a bust out of work early day

    Imma gonna go all Mission Impossible and break out of here. Who's with me?
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    Heh ... I think I might, but it may only be by 5 or 10 minutes
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    BB Update: Have to walk past Boss' desk. Considering Commando roll.
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    going commando commando roll?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    BB Update: Have to walk past Boss' desk. Considering Commando roll.
    DO A BARRELL ROLL!
    The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than average. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their mistakes
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    Depends, can we hum our own theme songs while we do this?
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    Always.

    Had change in pkt. Aborted commando roll as result. Instead, caused a distraction by calling boss on BB and sneaking past while he went to answer. Hello? Hello?

    Ran into stupid project mgr lady. She wanted to talk about actionalizing something. Considered punch to her solar plexus. Aborted. Instead, referred her to coworker I hate (two birds!), said I had to pick up non-existent little brother.

    I smell fresh air and now possess many king cans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    BB Update: Have to walk past Boss' desk. Considering Commando roll.
    DO A BARRELL ROLL!
    Same thing, innit?
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    wouldn't it be more like going all office space and breaking out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    wouldn't it be more like going all office space and breaking out?
    Humming the M:I song was a key component though. Humming something from Office Space wouldn't be the same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    wouldn't it be more like going all office space and breaking out?
    Humming the M:I song was a key component though. Humming something from Office Space wouldn't be the same.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u84d...eature=related
    But you can always just play this and walk down the street in slo-mo drinking your king can after you pull it off
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    fewer things more satisfying then a well connected punch to the solar plexus. Consider this a practice run with room for improvement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    fewer things more satisfying then a well connected punch to the solar plexus. Consider this a practice run with room for improvement.
    It pays to be passive aggressive with Project Managers. Otherwise they pull that "Dealing with Office Personalities" handbook bullshit on you and before you know it, you're in sensitivity training with the equivalent of the office remedial class.

    That said, I am into deep personal satisfaction. I'll consider your proposal.

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