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  1. 10-06-2010 07:32 PM #1
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    Default I'm getting married

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  2. 10-06-2010 07:37 PM #2
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    i get it, so married chicks are fat and gross and single chicks are hot
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  3. 10-06-2010 07:47 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    i get it, so married chicks are fat and gross and single chicks are hot
    forwarding to Kristen in 3...2...1...

    Seen this before but it's always a nice reminder of when hot chicks go fat
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  4. 10-06-2010 08:16 PM #4
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    How do you know these chicks are married?
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  5. 10-06-2010 08:29 PM #5
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    this was one of the worst threads in 2p2. and i dont see it improving

    ?wut
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  6. 10-06-2010 08:29 PM #6
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    could have just linked us to the 2p2 thread
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  7. 10-06-2010 09:20 PM #7
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    I don't see why you guys feel that the fat versions have to be married for the point to be proven. The point is, you can get married to a hot chick who seemingly has her fitness game under control, then bam! The point is not that marriage makes chicks fat.
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  8. 10-06-2010 10:08 PM #8
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    My wife didn't get fat from marriage, she got fat having kids, but she stayed fat none the less.
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    shittt, im getting married saturday
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  10. 10-06-2010 11:01 PM #10
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    The most tragic case is #2, but also the most fair. That guy was batting wayyyy above his average.

    The most frightening is #4, it all went to her head! Now she looks more frightening than fat.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  11. 10-07-2010 12:44 AM #11
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    wtf i dont read 2p2. pulled this off a much better forum than that waste bin
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  12. 10-07-2010 12:47 AM #12
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    I for sure give "most tragic" to #3. She gained like 150 lbs, and her tits did not get any bigger. Proof that there is no god imo.
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  13. 10-07-2010 01:15 AM #13
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    and this is something i'll never have to worry about

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    oh lul i didn't even notice they were before/after
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    oh lul i didn't even notice they were before/after
    I kinda figured this but I didn't want to insult you by suggesting it
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73 View Post
    I kinda figured this but I didn't want to insult you by suggesting it, sir
    fyp
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    wtf i dont read 2p2. pulled this off a much better forum than that waste bin
    thread has been there for ages on 2p2, so looks like your much better forum only just got up to date with 2p2
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  18. 10-07-2010 11:04 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    fyp
    i was called mr. carlson today.

    this is madness.

    oh and

    THIS. IS. SPENDA.
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  19. 10-07-2010 01:45 PM #19
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    Ha I was called sir today as well by someone outside of the service industry

    wtf?!?!!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    oh lul i didn't even notice they were before/after
    i figured you were just leveling.

    girl 4 is so depressing, in the first pic she is so ridiculously hot, the body and clothes and angle probably exacerbate this
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  21. 10-07-2010 03:24 PM #21
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    its funny.. blonde pictured with girl4 was the not-as-good-looking friend before, and now shes the smoking hot friend and girl4 is the token tag-along fat friend.
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  22. 10-07-2010 04:11 PM #22
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    #5 could still be very hot if she puts the fat on extremely well

    Women who can put on a bit of fat and still be smoking do exist, but they're incredibly rare
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  23. 10-07-2010 04:53 PM #23
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    Alright, to play devils advocate... I wonder what the men in those relationships did?

    And the kids involved?

    And the old adage holds true... it doesn't matter how hot she is, somewhere, someplace, there is a guy who is sick of putting up with her shit.
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    the last girl's body was amazing pre-fatty
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    I for sure give "most tragic" to #3. She gained like 150 lbs, and her tits did not get any bigger. Proof that there is no god imo.
    I gotta agree with this one. Also she seems to be in denial about the gain wearing that dress.
    Just dipping my toes back in.
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  26. 10-08-2010 10:05 AM #26
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    Damn that first chick exploded. Ha.

    Need to put a picture of me on here. I've been married for almost 10 years and I'm currently winning the poundage contest - Me +30, Wife +10. And she's the one who carried 2 kids. But hey, I like to eat so bite me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StarGrinder View Post
    Damn that first chick exploded. Ha.
    Lol this.

    From that first bite of wedding cake it's all downhill. Especially when you realise the bottom tier has a 'reserved for the bride' flag stuck in it
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    How do we know we shouldn't be going bottom to top? Maybe these girls are amazing success stories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    My wife didn't get fat from marriage, she got fat having kids, but she stayed fat none the less.
    sent her packing amirite
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  32. 12-28-2011 10:53 PM #32
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    yup. It was like shooting pool with a rope
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    the wife has lost 15 lbs since we got married. but no children yet (thankjesus).
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    yup. It was like shooting pool with a rope
    Try magnesium. It shouldn't be ropish.
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    Fat chicks = Rope
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    the wife has lost 15 lbs since we got married. but no children yet (thankjesus).
    psychological abuse is the best diet supplement
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    no bruises!

    she also knows that if she gets pregnant, i expect her to lose weight during the pregnancy or shit is on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    no bruises!

    she also knows that if she gets pregnant, i expect her to lose weight during the pregnancy or shit is on.
    She will right at the end in a big splash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    psychological abuse is the best diet supplement
    Regretfully it works the other way. The abuse just makes them eat more, because they can control it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post

    And never give another blowjob.
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    Then you're doing it wrong.
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