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  1. 12-15-2008 05:04 PM #1
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    Default im going to be a dad...!

    wife is 10 weeks with a due date in mid july. We just had our first ultrasound today and everything looked perfect! im excited, scared, anxious, nervous, overwhelmed, (insert every other emotion possible).
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    congrats bode. whatcha gonna name him/her?
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    congrats bode-ist!
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    Little bodes running around. Sounds fun, congrats!
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    is no one else worried about this kid being anything like bode!?
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    huge congrats man
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    nah GL Bode!

    get some sleep now
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    jesus! have we even considered any form of genetic engineering while it's still early enough?

    if we can erase his bode genes, this baby might have a chance!
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    congrats!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    congrats bode. whatcha gonna name him/her?
    no clue yet, will give updates to that 5 or 6 months i guess.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    awesome dude, congrats!
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    Congrats man.

    I am pretty sure fatherhood is just like a more serious version of the Sims, so as long as you do not take your kid swimming and then sell the pool ladder they should turn out fine.
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    congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    congratz!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Congrats man.

    I am pretty sure fatherhood is just like a more serious version of the Sims, so as long as you do not take your kid swimming and then sell the pool ladder they should turn out fine.
    this

    gl dude, I would be freaking out (but I"m also not married)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Congrats man.

    I am pretty sure fatherhood is just like a more serious version of the Sims, so as long as you do not take your kid swimming and then sell the pool ladder they should turn out fine.
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  20. 12-15-2008 08:51 PM #20
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    GL, you have 6 months left. After your wife hit's the 9 month mark, everything is going to get real different for the next 25 years.
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    quick, someone teach me to crush poker so i can be a stay at home dad!
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    and by quick i mean over the next 6 months
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    and by crush poker i mean beat nl200 for more than my current 2ptbb/100 so i can supplement an already decent income.

    kthx.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Congrats Bode and best of luck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    quick, someone teach me to crush poker so i can be a stay at home dad!
    done
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    and by quick i mean over the next 6 months
    Oh, ok we have some time
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    and by crush poker i mean beat nl200 for more than my current 2ptbb/100 so i can supplement an already decent income.

    kthx.
    ummm, fuck.... nm...
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    Awesome, congrats mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    quick, someone teach me to crush poker so i can be a stay at home dad!
    lol - you'll barely have time left to wash your face, let alone play poker

    congrats though man. its the best thing in the world.
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    Congrats!! And welcome to third place in your family!
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    Quote Originally Posted by allabout
    Congrats!! And welcome to third place in your family!
    Yeah but first place doesn't get BJs...third probably doesn't anymore either.
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    I would name it pizzazz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms
    GL, you have 6 months left. After your wife hit's the 9 month mark, everything is going to get real different for the next 25 years.
    how so?
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    im only 3 days in, congrats and enjoy the sleep you are getting now.

    Also, I dont have experience at it yet, but being a stay-at-home dad kinda sucks...

    At least the change table is right beside the computer.

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    Congrats. My daughter is 2 and it is an amazing experience. You will miss sleeping well.. Like they said in Men in Black, you either get used to it or have a psychotic episode . The sleep part will get easier though at around 15 months.
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    Are you gonna teach your son/daughter play poker? lol
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    Teach your son/daughter play poker before he/she is able to count. possible?
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    Holy shit man, Congrats. I just poked my head out of the sand long enough to see this.
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    Congrats Bode!

    Me and the wife are currently trying , I may be in the same boat soon
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    Congratulations!!!!


    BTW I have a 4 month old, and I am also the stay at home Dad. You will not have any time to play when you are home unless there is someone else there to baby sit...
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