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    Default I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)

    She's every man's dream
    She's God's gift to Earth
    Women they love 'em too
    That's what you call a women's worth
    See I love all the strippers
    Because they show me love
    They know I never pay as free whenever I hit the club
    But I can't even lie
    The girls are here so fly
    She slidin' up and down that pole got me mesmerized
    Mike Jones don't ever trick
    But god damn she thick
    I can't lie, I must admit
    I'm in love with a stripper
    The artist formerly known as Knish
    Only mediocre players are always at their best.
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    Who?
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    funnily enough i was ment to be goin on a date tonight with a lap dancer i pulled at a party the other weekend. what isnt so funny is she's blown me out (till tuesday anyway).

    I cant wait *rubs hands together and licks lips*
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Make sure you wear like 40 condoms
    hahahaha

    oh god, if i ever get with this girl i'll have this quote running thru my head haha.
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    She poppin she rollin she rollin
    She climbin that pole and
    Im N Luv with a stripper
    She trippin she playin she playin
    Im not goin nowhere girl im stayin
    Im N Luv with a stripper
    xBULLETTSx
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    My cousin's friend from at college at ECU supposedly had breakfast with t-pain over the weekend. I didn't quite get the details of it though

    Guess there was an early bird special at the strip club or something...
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    Overcome by your
    Moving temple
    Overcome by this
    Holiest of altars

    So pure
    So rare
    To witness such an earthly goddess
    That I’ve lost my self control
    Beyond compelled to throw this dollar down before your
    Holiest of altars

    I’d sell
    My soul
    My self-esteem a dollar at a time

    One chance
    One kiss
    One taste of you my Magdalena

    I bear witness
    To this place, this prayer, so long forgotten
    So pure
    So rare
    To witness such an earthly goddess

    That I’d sell
    My soul
    My self-esteem a dollar at a time
    For one chance
    One kiss
    One taste of you my black Madonna

    I’d sell
    My soul
    My self-esteem a dollar at a time

    One taste
    One taste
    One taste of you my Magdalena
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