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  1. 06-02-2009 02:46 PM #1
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    Default I'm such an Iowa Hick

    Had a customer come to pick up an order at the plant today named Alan Nguyen. Yea, thats right, I asked him if he was any relation to Scotty. I'm pretty sure I would have done the same thing if it was a white dude named Alan Helmuth though.
    You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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  2. 06-02-2009 02:55 PM #2
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    you would have asked Alan Helmuth if he was related to Scotty Nguyen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
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    that's right BABY!!!!
    You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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  5. 06-02-2009 03:09 PM #5
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    wait, so was he?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    wait, so was he?
    Sadly, no. Common name and I knew that. But hell I would have kicked myself if I would have found out later he was.
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  7. 06-02-2009 04:27 PM #7
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  8. 06-02-2009 11:07 PM #8
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    nguyen is the vietnamese version of smith.... like the MOST common name as I understand it... asking somebody named Alan Hellmuth isn't a close comparison. It's more like asking someone Justin Brown if he's related to Dan.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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  9. 06-09-2009 12:54 PM #9
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  11. 06-11-2009 06:18 PM #11
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    there's nothing wrong with being a hick
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  12. 06-12-2009 05:17 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by tncatfish43
    there's nothing wrong with being a hick
    Just not okay to be from Iowa?jk
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  13. 06-12-2009 08:47 PM #13
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    so is he Chinese or Japanese?
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