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    RUSSIAN MAFIA AIN'T GOT NUTHIN' ON ME

    IMMA PLAY MY BEST POKER EVER THE BEST FACE NO MSITAKES WILL FIGHT AND FIGHT UNTIL I WIN

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    I wasn't going to play but you've inspired me, sir. I will try and win the $0.78 and, with it, glory!
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    REPRESENT!

    If I could play from work without getting fired... I would.
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    Damn...too late to join "The BennyLaRue Open". Sigh. Guess this tourney will do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    Damn...too late to join "The BennyLaRue Open". Sigh. Guess this tourney will do.
    "The BennyLaRue Open II: The Reckoning" is coming to a PokerStars near you.
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    I will be playing as CarrissaAnn this evening and I will too partake in Crush'en the Russian contest. GLA
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    I like play Ace ppoker how i join When the lists posts dont go up after make posts,
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    1388 KEEP COMING I DARE YOU
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    i gave it my all, i tried my best, but in the end, they always find a way to suckout

    PokerStars Game #27098967143: Tournament #152748675, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/04/14 20:00:00 ET
    Table '152748675 24' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: babalouc (2000 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 2: Pig81 (2000 in chips)
    Seat 3: Jordan-Dery (2000 in chips)
    Seat 4: Digoqueiroz (2000 in chips)
    Seat 5: slon1983 (2000 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 6: xnemez (2000 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 8: givememyleg (2000 in chips)
    Seat 9: Ganybal (2000 in chips) is sitting out
    Pig81: posts small blind 10
    Jordan-Dery: posts big blind 20
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to givememyleg [3h 9d]
    Digoqueiroz: calls 20
    slon1983: folds
    xnemez: folds
    givememyleg: raises 1980 to 2000 and is all-in
    Ganybal: folds
    babalouc: folds
    Pig81: folds
    Jordan-Dery: folds
    Digoqueiroz: calls 1980 and is all-in
    *** FLOP *** [2d 6h Jh]
    *** TURN *** [2d 6h Jh] [3d]
    *** RIVER *** [2d 6h Jh 3d] [Qc]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Digoqueiroz: shows [Ah As] (a pair of Aces)
    givememyleg: shows [3h 9d] (a pair of Threes)
    Digoqueiroz collected 4030 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 4030 | Rake 0
    Board [2d 6h Jh 3d Qc]
    Seat 1: babalouc (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: Pig81 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 3: Jordan-Dery (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: Digoqueiroz showed [Ah As] and won (4030) with a pair of Aces
    Seat 5: slon1983 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: xnemez folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: givememyleg showed [3h 9d] and lost with a pair of Threes
    Seat 9: Ganybal folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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    What a donkey, he should have re-raised with AA
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    PokerStars Game #27099073401: Tournament #152748675, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/04/14 20:03:19 ET
    Table '152748675 60' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: ALREADY_PRO (2000 in chips)
    Seat 2: Nosferatoe (1990 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 3: zapparkour (1970 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 4: El. Juninho (2900 in chips)
    Seat 5: DS_Dim$ (2000 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 6: dzalek (2000 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 7: GOLEM23 (1365 in chips)
    Seat 8: toddanderson (1775 in chips)
    Seat 9: IBShowny (2000 in chips)
    El. Juninho: posts small blind 10
    DS_Dim$: posts big blind 20
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to toddanderson [Kc Kd]
    dzalek: folds
    GOLEM23: calls 20
    IBShowny said, "lost chips i see?"
    toddanderson: raises 80 to 100
    IBShowny: raises 300 to 400
    toddanderson said, "HU?"
    toddanderson said, "want to play?"
    ALREADY_PRO: folds
    Nosferatoe: folds
    zapparkour: folds
    El. Juninho: folds
    DS_Dim$: folds
    GOLEM23: calls 380
    IBShowny said, "sure"
    toddanderson: raises 1375 to 1775 and is all-in
    IBShowny: raises 225 to 2000 and is all-in
    toddanderson said, "what stakes?"
    GOLEM23: calls 965 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (225) returned to IBShowny
    *** FLOP *** [Ts Qd 6c]
    *** TURN *** [Ts Qd 6c] [2s]
    toddanderson said, "nice"
    *** RIVER *** [Ts Qd 6c 2s] [2h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    toddanderson: shows [Kc Kd] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
    IBShowny: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
    IBShowny said, "gg'd"
    IBShowny collected 820 from side pot
    GOLEM23: shows [Ks 7c] (a pair of Deuces)
    IBShowny collected 4125 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 4945 Main pot 4125. Side pot 820. | Rake 0
    Board [Ts Qd 6c 2s 2h]
    Seat 1: ALREADY_PRO folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: Nosferatoe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: zapparkour (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: El. Juninho (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: DS_Dim$ (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: dzalek folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: GOLEM23 showed [Ks 7c] and lost with a pair of Deuces
    Seat 8: toddanderson showed [Kc Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Deuces
    Seat 9: IBShowny showed [Ah Ad] and won (4945) with two pair, Aces and Deuces
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    got shitted on after talking shit and asking for a HU match
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    I lost, Q9 vrs the field.
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    I KILLZ ROOSKIES!!!

    PokerStars Game #27099239584: Tournament #152748675, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/04/14 20:08:27 ET
    Table '152748675 139' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: LordShow (1910 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 2: vitrohugo (1900 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 3: natyeliane (2500 in chips)
    Seat 4: tdk999 (1920 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 5: yura333 (1910 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 6: teruliro (1920 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 7: ridikus111 (1940 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 8: bernardoreis (2400 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 9: Spicol (1640 in chips)
    teruliro: posts small blind 10
    ridikus111: posts big blind 20
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Spicol [Qs Jh]
    bernardoreis: folds
    Spicol: raises 40 to 60
    LordShow: folds
    vitrohugo: folds
    natyeliane: raises 2440 to 2500 and is all-in
    tdk999: folds
    yura333: folds
    teruliro: folds
    ridikus111: folds
    Spicol: calls 1580 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (860) returned to natyeliane
    *** FLOP *** [7d Kh 2h]
    *** TURN *** [7d Kh 2h] [Ad]
    *** RIVER *** [7d Kh 2h Ad] [Th]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Spicol: shows [Qs Jh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
    natyeliane: shows [As Js] (a pair of Aces)
    Spicol collected 3310 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 3310 | Rake 0
    Board [7d Kh 2h Ad Th]
    Seat 1: LordShow folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: vitrohugo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: natyeliane showed [As Js] and lost with a pair of Aces
    Seat 4: tdk999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: yura333 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: teruliro (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 7: ridikus111 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 8: bernardoreis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: Spicol showed [Qs Jh] and won (3310) with a straight, Ten to Ace
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    I KEEEEL AANOTHER!!!

    PokerStars Game #27099357087: Tournament #152748675, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/04/14 20:12:05 ET
    Table '152748675 139' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: LordShow (1875 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 2: vitrohugo (1855 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 3: natyeliane (1255 in chips)
    Seat 4: tdk999 (1875 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 5: yura333 (1865 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 6: teruliro (1880 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 7: ridikus111 (1910 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 8: bernardoreis (2370 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 9: Spicol (3155 in chips)
    teruliro: posts small blind 15
    ridikus111: posts big blind 30
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Spicol [Jd Jh]
    bernardoreis: folds
    Spicol: raises 60 to 90
    LordShow: folds
    vitrohugo: folds
    natyeliane: raises 1165 to 1255 and is all-in
    tdk999: folds
    yura333: folds
    teruliro: folds
    ridikus111: folds
    Spicol: calls 1165
    *** FLOP *** [Js 2h Td]
    teruliro is connected
    teruliro has returned
    *** TURN *** [Js 2h Td] [Ah]
    Spicol said, "You suck so bad"
    *** RIVER *** [Js 2h Td Ah] [Th]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Spicol: shows [Jd Jh] (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
    natyeliane: shows [6s 6d] (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
    Spicol collected 2555 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2555 | Rake 0
    Board [Js 2h Td Ah Th]
    Seat 1: LordShow folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: vitrohugo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: natyeliane showed [6s 6d] and lost with two pair, Tens and Sixes
    Seat 4: tdk999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: yura333 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: teruliro (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 7: ridikus111 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 8: bernardoreis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: Spicol showed [Jd Jh] and won (2555) with a full house, Jacks full of Tens
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    I KEEEL YOU DEAD IVAN DRAGO MOTHERFUCKAH!!!

    PokerStars Game #27099595742: Tournament #152748675, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/04/14 20:19:29 ET
    Table '152748675 139' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: LordShow (1785 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 2: vitrohugo (1765 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 3: RENATULKA (6295 in chips)
    Seat 4: tdk999 (1830 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 5: yura333 (1820 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 6: teruliro (3415 in chips)
    Seat 7: ridikus111 (1820 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 8: bernardoreis (120 in chips)
    Seat 9: Spicol (4185 in chips)
    RENATULKA: posts small blind 15
    tdk999: posts big blind 30
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Spicol [Ts Qd]
    yura333: folds
    teruliro: folds
    ridikus111: folds
    bernardoreis: raises 90 to 120 and is all-in
    Spicol: raises 4065 to 4185 and is all-in
    LordShow: folds
    vitrohugo: folds
    RENATULKA: folds
    tdk999: folds
    Uncalled bet (4065) returned to Spicol
    *** FLOP *** [3h 4h Qc]
    *** TURN *** [3h 4h Qc] [8s]
    Spicol said, "DOMINATED"
    *** RIVER *** [3h 4h Qc 8s] [7c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    bernardoreis: shows [Jh Th] (high card Queen)
    Spicol: shows [Ts Qd] (a pair of Queens)
    Spicol collected 285 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 285 | Rake 0
    Board [3h 4h Qc 8s 7c]
    Seat 1: LordShow folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: vitrohugo (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: RENATULKA (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: tdk999 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: yura333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: teruliro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: ridikus111 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: bernardoreis showed [Jh Th] and lost with high card Queen
    Seat 9: Spicol showed [Ts Qd] and won (285) with a pair of Queens
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    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    BB (t2540)
    UTG (t1745)
    UTG+1 (t1865)
    MP1 (t1860)
    Hero (MP2) (t2195)
    MP3 (t1850)
    CO (t1850)
    Button (t2230)
    SB (t1855)

    Hero's M: 48.78

    Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 6, 5
    3 folds, Hero bets t90, 2 folds, Button calls t90, 1 fold, BB calls t60

    Flop: (t285) 6, 6, J (3 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets t300, Button calls t300, 1 fold

    Turn: (t885) 6 (2 players)
    Hero checks, Button bets t330, Hero calls t330

    River: (t1545) 8 (2 players)
    Hero bets t1475 (All-In), Button calls t1475

    Total pot: t4495

    Results:
    Button had J, K (full house, sixes over Jacks).
    Hero had 6, 5 (four of a kind, sixes).
    Outcome: Hero won t4495


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    that thing really gets like 1500 entrants? wtf?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    that thing really gets like 1500 entrants? wtf?
    same as your mom!
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    Out in 885th.
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    Total entrants 1408

    givememyleg Finished 1406
    500lbgorilla finished 1398
    toddanderson finished 1365
    dranger7070 finished 1321
    Majin Legacy finished 1263

    you guys obviously need work on your flipping skills. I'm available for coaching.
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    all aboard the failtrain, woo woo
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    i was ready to stay up late and play this, its fun flipping against 30ish of FTR's finest...... but saw there was 1000+ AK47 wielding Dragos involved.

    Poor Password Management imo.
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    Dear AlteriorMotv,

    You finished the tournament in 92nd place. A $0.28 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

    Awesome


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  25. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by lockpull
    Dear AlteriorMotv,

    You finished the tournament in 92nd place. A $0.28 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

    Awesome
    time spent winning $0.28 = fail of the week (FOTW?) imo
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by lockpull
    Dear AlteriorMotv,

    You finished the tournament in 92nd place. A $0.28 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

    Awesome
    time spent winning $0.28 = fail of the week (FOTW?) imo
    +1

    I have to actually vote yes.... this is the fail of the week.


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    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Total entrants 1408

    givememyleg Finished 1406
    500lbgorilla finished 1398
    toddanderson finished 1365
    dranger7070 finished 1321
    Majin Legacy finished 1263

    you guys obviously need work on your flipping skills. I'm available for coaching.
    lol
  29. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Total entrants 1408

    givememyleg Finished 1406
    500lbgorilla finished 1398
    toddanderson finished 1365
    dranger7070 finished 1321
    Majin Legacy finished 1263

    you guys obviously need work on your flipping skills. I'm available for coaching.
    Is ok. I took 2nd in the FT $100 freeroll woop. I beat out 10 other russians. Flipping skillz were somewhat sharp imo.
  30. #30
    I vill fleep vith you anydayz, Americanski.
  31. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    i gave it my all, i tried my best, but in the end, they always find a way to suckout

    PokerStars Game #27098967143: Tournament #152748675, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/04/14 20:00:00 ET
    This posts confuses me.



    lol

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