sigh.. I used to hear all kinds of that crazy bible-thumping crap when I was growing up. My favorite one my dad came up was his explanation for dinosaurs... and more specifically that some human bones and dinosaur bones were found in the same fossil once (or someting to that effect), hence my dad's theory that dinosaurs were perfectly explainable in biblical terms.. i.e. that humans and dinosaurs once roamed the earth together.

lots more where that came from