I hear the poker software on my computer beeping so I rush into my room to play my hand. As I'm running into my room my left index toe makes contact with the corner of the door, cracking my nail and putting a nice gash into the tender skin under my nail. I hobble over to my computer to play my hand, smoke some dank, put some ice on my toe and figure I'm good.

A few months later, I'm playing with the toe when I realize it's broken, and that it hasn't set yet. So Doctor PO$$E$$ED makes himself a cast out of a baseball card and avoids an uninsured visit to the hospital.

What injuries have you sustained while playing poker?