RESURECTION because I sustained an injury last night. It was kind of poker related. If I never would have started playing poker it never would have happened so close enough. Me and my friends were drinking and I talked my bud into throwing a deck of cards at his bare back/chest. I'm no Ferguson but I can throw them through a piece of paper/cut your ass up. After about 25 and his back cut up badly, I threw one as hard as I could and hit my friends beer out of his hand. It was a glass Busch Lite. It didn't hurt as bad last night, but this morning I couldn't even type without pain. I went to the walk-in just to make sure it wasn't broke or something stupid (since I have free insurance for another couple months) and find out I busted a bone in my pinky and palm, whatever the fuck bone it was called. GG cast on my mouse hand for 1+ months.

I wanna sue Jesus for teaching me to throw cards fast. There wasn't a disclaimer that said not to try it.