Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
RESURECTION because I sustained an injury last night. It was kind of poker related. If I never would have started playing poker it never would have happened so close enough. Me and my friends were drinking and I talked my bud into throwing a deck of cards at his bare back/chest. I'm no Ferguson but I can throw them through a piece of paper/cut your ass up. After about 25 and his back cut up badly, I threw one as hard as I could and hit my friends beer out of his hand. It was a glass Busch Lite. It didn't hurt as bad last night, but this morning I couldn't even type without pain. I went to the walk-in just to make sure it wasn't broke or something stupid (since I have free insurance for another couple months) and find out I busted a bone in my pinky and palm, whatever the fuck bone it was called. GG cast on my mouse hand for 1+ months.

I wanna sue Jesus for teaching me to throw cards fast. There wasn't a disclaimer that said not to try it.
so obv your friend stomped on your hand as retribution for the party foul of spilling his beer. or did you followup the beer knock down with a swift punch to the face for drinking busch lite in the first place?