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    Quote Originally Posted by Greedo017
    oh, and his location reminds me, south dakota is the worst state ever. and its not even close. make places to eat along your highways goddamnit! minnesota also! your states are gay!
    Quote Originally Posted by jamesyb
    Nothing like a bit of xenophobia to make the day go faster! I dislike people for things a bit more complex than just the lack of eating establishments on their road networks.

    That said, i've also hated peopel for far less, and those do seem like legitimate reasons!
    Alabama - Everyone lives in a shack
    Alaska - Those damn Eskimos
    Arizona - God's waiting room on the west side
    Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything
    California - Freaking hippies
    Colorado - Too many preppie ski bunnies
    Connecticut - We say we're from New York, the nice part (bigred)
    Delaware - Does anyone really care about Delaware
    Florida - God's waiting room on the East side
    Georgia - See Mississippi and Alabama except Atlanta, which sucks for different reasons
    Hawaii - Too small
    Idaho - If having sex with potatoes is your thing I guess it's cool
    Illinois - Everyone is a fat Bears fan
    Indiana - Gary is a shithole
    Iowa - where?
    Kansas - "The Boring State"
    Kentucky - Hahaha, do I even have to say anything?
    Louisiana - Used to be cool... (too soon?)
    Maine - At least these hippies stay out of the way
    Maryland - Contains Baltimore, the crackwhore of American cities
    Massachusetts - At least they're not from New York
    Michigan - I go to OSU
    Minnesota - No restaurants
    Mississippi - See Alabama
    Missouri - I almost died there
    Montana - If you liked Brokeback Mountain this is your place
    Nebraska - Cornhusking, you know what they really mean
    Nevada - I'm not knocking Vegas. Unless you're female, then you're probably a whore
    New Hampshire - Ya, it's easy to run a state when everyone is rich
    New Jersey - New York's armpit
    New Mexico - At least it isn't Mexico
    New York - What a pompous, self-righteous crowd
    North Carolina - gave the world Petey Pablo, no need to thank us
    North Dakota - Frozen wasteland. 84 people live there
    Ohio - People swim across the Ohio River, then pretend they are not from the south, fooling no one
    Oklahoma - Too many tornado's
    Oregon - Fucking hippies
    Pennsylvania - Fucking Amish
    Rhode Island - See Delaware
    South Carolina - Still flies the confederate flag. Nuff said...
    South Dakota - your primary contribution to the country is meth labs
    Tennessee - Hee-Haw
    Texas - Steers and Queers
    Utah - Mormons
    Vermont - see New Hampshire
    Virginia - If you have a hot cousin, this is the state for you
    Washington - Ask LimpinAintEZ
    West Virginia - If your sister is hot, this is the state for you
    Wisconsin - Suburb of Chicago (Frank Caliendo)
    Wyoming - Home state of Darth Cheney and gay cowboys

    Feel free to post your own reasons
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    Connecticut - We say we're from New York, the nice part
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    Canada - At least we're not the US of A
    Canada - Like the 51st state, but we allow gambling
    Canada - Need I say more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Canada - At least we're not the US of A
    Canada - We have hot "working ladies" but you can't see anything because of her parka
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Canada - At least we're not the US of A
    Canada - We have hot "working ladies" but you can't see anything because of her parka
    Ya mine wasn't really xenophobia was it?
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    Canada - America Jr. eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Canada - At least we're not the US of A
    Canada - We have hot "working ladies" but you can't see anything because of her parka
    Ya mine wasn't really xenophobia was it?
    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms should have
    US of A - Wishes it was Canada, "Land of the free"
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    There would probably be more posts already but people are still searching xenophobia.
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    It's being scared of this lady

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    It's being scared of this lady

    xenophilia is getting turned on by being scared of this lady
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    here i have some good ones about south dakota

    -there's nothing there
    -your cities are run down and shitty
    -your landscape sucks
    -wall drug is gay
    -your roads have too much construction
    -Abortion was banned by the government
    -you wear cowboy hats and look funny and are dirty AND are white trash.
    -your primary contribution to the country is meth labs.
    -you're poor as shit.
    -there are no eating establishments there outside of your two major cities and gas stations.
    -it is flat as shit.

    if i think of any more i'll let you know.
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    Georgia--See Mississippi and Alabama except Atlanta, which sucks for different reasons.

    Illinois--Everyone's a fat Bears fan, and Chicago's cold as fuck.

    Iowa--where?

    Kansas--"The Boring State"

    Maryland--Contains the worst part of I-95 and also Baltimore, the crackwhore of American cities.

    North Carolina--gave the world Petey Pablo, no need to thank us.

    North Dakota--Frozen wasteland. 84 people live there.

    Oregon--Fucking hippies

    Pennsylvania--Fucking Amish

    South Carolina--Still flies the confederate flag. Nuff said...

    Tennessee--Hee Haw

    Wyoming--Home state of Darth Cheney and gay cowboys.
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    Sorry but this is the correct Illinois responce

    Illinois - Also known as Chicago
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    Illinois - we can't pronounce our state either
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    Quote Originally Posted by samsonite2100
    Tennessee--Hee Haw
    Haha, I thought about using that
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    Texas - You wish you were us.
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    Texas - Thinks everyone wishes they were Texas.
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