Introducing dwarfman......me!

Hello one and all,

Just to introduce myself to everyone, some of you may already know me from my hand history posts.

I am dwarfman, I have been playing poker for around 3 months and I am strictly a tourney player.

Just to prove that fact here are my 5 most recent no limit holdem tournament finishes.


Thu Jul 15, 11:00 AM NL Holdem 14th out of 224
Sat Jul 17, 04:00 PM NL Holdem 37th out of 400
Sun Jul 18, 02:00 PM NL Holdem 42nd out of 400
Tue Jul 20, 11:00 AM NL Holdem 11th out of 210
Thu Jul 22, 09:00 AM NL Holdem 59th out of 209

I hope that's introduced me, and I hope to get a lot of help with my game (expecially ring games) from this site!

[Xianti]

Greetings, dwarfman.


You'll find that most of the strategy tips and discussions in these forums pertain to ring games, so I'm sure you'll find a lot of good information here.

And, there's always the Hand Histories forum for more specific advice.


Great to have you!

[fishstick]

You'll find that most of the strategy tips and discussions in these forums pertain to ring games, so I'm sure you'll find a lot of good information here.

actually, all of the COOL members are tourney players.

welcome!

[FyrFytr998]

Do single tables tourneys count too? I so desperately want to be cool like Fishy! 8-)


Anyways welcome aboard Dwarfman. I think you'll find that everyone has something to offer you here.

Like if you ever want to know what engine pressure you need to overcome the friction loss of 200' of 1.75" firehose with a 150gpm automatic nozzle. I'm your man.

Hah, tell me that's not cool fishy.

By the way. It's 170psi.

[fishstick]

Do single tables tourneys count too? I so desperately want to be cool like Fishy! 8-)


Anyways welcome aboard Dwarfman. I think you'll find that everyone has something to offer you here.

Like if you ever want to know what engine pressure you need to overcome the friction loss of 200' of 1.75" firehose with a 150gpm automatic nozzle. I'm your man.

Hah, tell me that's not cool fishy.

By the way. It's 170psi.

actually, mr fyrfytr, 170psi would be the engine pressure for 205' of 1.75" firehouse with a 145gpm automatic nozzle.

but you were pretty close. :P

and yes, single tables SNG's count! is there any other kind?

[FyrFytr998]

Oh you want to get technical with me?

Fricition Loss = Constant X GPM (squared) X Length
FL = 15.5 X 150/100 (squared) X 200/100
FL = 15.5 X 1.50 (squared) X 2
FL = 15.5 X 2.25 X 2
FL = 69.75psi. Round up to 70psi.

Pump Display Pressure = Nozzle Pressure + Total Pressure Loss (Friction loss + Elevation Loss/Gain)

PDP= 100psi. (Elkhart SM-20 Automatic Nozzle Rating) + 70psi. (Friction loss only, straight lay w/ no elevation Loss/gain @ sea level)

PDP= 170psi. BEOTCH!!!


Fire hose comes in 50ft and 100ft lengths. And if your adding 5ft. for the little pig tail hose on a crosslay mattydale your off by 2 feet.

But I still like you Fishy. You da man.

[Xianti]

Greetings, dwarfman.

[fishstick]

Oh you want to get technical with me?

Fricition Loss = Constant X GPM (squared) X Length
FL = 15.5 X 150/100 (squared) X 200/100
FL = 15.5 X 1.50 (squared) X 2
FL = 15.5 X 2.25 X 2
FL = 69.75psi. Round up to 70psi.

Pump Display Pressure = Nozzle Pressure + Total Pressure Loss (Friction loss + Elevation Loss/Gain)

PDP= 100psi. (Elkhart SM-20 Automatic Nozzle Rating) + 70psi. (Friction loss only, straight lay w/ no elevation Loss/gain @ sea level)

PDP= 170psi. BEOTCH!!!


Fire hose comes in 50ft and 100ft lengths. And if your adding 5ft. for the little pig tail hose on a crosslay mattydale your off by 2 feet.

But I still like you Fishy. You da man.

oh, i didn't realize you were using an Elkhart SM-20. my calculations where based on the Elkaart SM-20a. and in kalifornia, the pigtail hose on your crosslay mattydale is closer to 4.75 feet.

no worries, i'm sure you're still a good fireman! :P

[FyrFytr998]

Dat's Right!!!! You betta Wrekognize Beotch!!!! I'm Rick Jamesin' yo azz fool!

[NewJack33]

welcome to FTR, and keep up the good work. you should find the members of this site very helpful as you work on improving your game.

Hello one and all,

Just to introduce myself to everyone, some of you may already know me from my hand history posts.

I am dwarfman, I have been playing poker for around 3 months and I am strictly a tourney player.

Just to prove that fact here are my 5 most recent no limit holdem tournament finishes.


Thu Jul 15, 11:00 AM NL Holdem 14th out of 224
Sat Jul 17, 04:00 PM NL Holdem 37th out of 400
Sun Jul 18, 02:00 PM NL Holdem 42nd out of 400
Tue Jul 20, 11:00 AM NL Holdem 11th out of 210
Thu Jul 22, 09:00 AM NL Holdem 59th out of 209

I hope that's introduced me, and I hope to get a lot of help with my game (expecially ring games) from this site!

welcome to FTR, and keep up the good work. you should find the members of this site very helpful as you work on improving your game.

Hello one and all,

Just to introduce myself to everyone, some of you may already know me from my hand history posts.

I am dwarfman, I have been playing poker for around 3 months and I am strictly a tourney player.

Just to prove that fact here are my 5 most recent no limit holdem tournament finishes.


Thu Jul 15, 11:00 AM NL Holdem 14th out of 224
Sat Jul 17, 04:00 PM NL Holdem 37th out of 400
Sun Jul 18, 02:00 PM NL Holdem 42nd out of 400
Tue Jul 20, 11:00 AM NL Holdem 11th out of 210
Thu Jul 22, 09:00 AM NL Holdem 59th out of 209

I hope that's introduced me, and I hope to get a lot of help with my game (expecially ring games) from this site!

I should kill you.

[Pelion]

whats with all the ancient threads being dug up lately

[a500lbgorilla]

Graaaavedigger.

When you dig my grave.

Will you make it shallow, so that I can Feel Prozach's tears.

[LeFou]

whats with all the ancient threads being dug up lately

recent BS prolly getting ppl nostalgic

[bigred]

Will you make it shallow, so that I can Feel Prozach's tears.

I woke up my neighbors with my laughing. You sir, are funny.

[a500lbgorilla]

LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH

LAME HUMOUR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH

FYP.

This is MY introduction thread and I'll make spelling English if *I* want to.

[a500lbgorilla]

LAME HUMOUR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH

FYP.

This is MY introduction thread and I'll make spelling English if *I* want to. *stuffy chuckle*

[boost]

haha great thread, this is the first one I saw x-mans new avitar in, very nice.

LAME HUMOUR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH

FYP.

This is MY introduction thread and I'll make spelling English if *I* want to. *stuffy chuckle*

Hahaha. You win.

[ProZachNation]

wow Xman, I used to love you, that hurts.


ps. Xman I just jacked off to you blue helmet avatar, now you have to think about that every day of the rest of your life.

pps. It was real good

[Xianti]

wow Xman, I used to love you, that hurts.

Huh? I don't understand. What did I do?

Is this whole ginger craze a jab at you? Are you ginger? If so, I had no idea.

[ProZachNation]

ooops Xman I somehow got you and rilla mixed up(I have had a long night of getting doomswitched) wow now I just feel bad about what I did.


I post was a response to this:

a500lbgorilla wrote:

Will you make it shallow, so that I can Feel Prozach's tears.

[Xianti]

Glad we got that straightened out, emo boy.

[ProZachNation]

I am emo boy tonight, Im gona go cry in the corner and cut myself after I dropped the most money I have dropped in a nite todate.

[boost]

Glad we got that straightened out, emo boy.

bwnage.

If we got a emoticon, would that be taking things too far?

[Xianti]

What should a emoticon look like?

[boost]

Youre the gRaFf1C d3z1gN3R, you tell me.

[boost]

so Im bored.. and well... too far?

I call it emoticon

[Xianti]

hey.. did you draw that? Are you James Davis?

[boost]

I dont know why... I rarely use my real name online unless need be (ordering stuff with a cc/poker) .. so yah.. thats my photobucket...

[boost]

so the real question is... "can you animate it?"

[Xianti]

No. Too much detail for a little emoticon.

[boost]

bah... youre a graffic designer, you can cut it down where needed... you just dont like it, thats it isnt it!?

btw, Im not seriously suggesting that you take your time to make this, and then have it available for use on ftr...


... unless of course you are serious about doing it....

[boost]

youre right.. too much detail...

[ake]

PROZACH.GIF

[ake]

oh damn, the transperancy, let me fix it

[boost]

HAHAHAH BWNAGE!

[bigred]

Ake for president

[boost]

do I hear a "boost for vice president"!?

....


no?


....

[Xianti]

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