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    Default An introduction of sorts

    I'm far to used to places which don't allow lurkers and require intros to not give one.
    A little birdie told me that if I mentioned I was a chick I'd get more responses It helps that that's a true statement.
    Anyway, I'm Strix. I just started playing poker. I've been listening to Fnord talk about his poker playing now for over a year and finally decided to see if we could turn this into a two income household. Sadly I'm still a rank newbie but I did manage to win a couple of hands today.
    So yeah, that's me. Now back to reading everything in the house about poker I can get my hands on...
    Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
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    Welcome, strix! Nice to have a lady join us.


    Some tips:
    Fnord is Sklansky.
    Rippy is Hansen.
    'rilla is crazy.


    By the way... got monkey?
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    Default Re: An introduction of sorts

    Quote Originally Posted by strix
    I've been listening to Fnord talk about his poker playing now for over a year and finally decided to see if we could turn this into a two income household.
    Am I reading this right? Strix = Mrs. Fnord?

    Welcome to FTR. Enjoy your stay.
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    I just checked her IP.


    Ummm... Fnord? Either this truly is your wife, or you're doing something naughty.
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    Xianti...

    see above.
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    Check out strategy videos at GrinderSchool.com, from $10 / month.
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    Nah, we're really two people, just from the same IP address because of the wireless router. Yeah, we're all married and stuff. Scary isn't it?
    Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
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    Heheh.. yeah. I just figured it out. (Thanks, Jeffrey. )



    Well, howdy! This is really fabulous! Great to have you, strix.
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    welcome aboard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Heheh.. yeah. I just figured it out. (Thanks, Jeffrey. )
    Long day? I thought she should have been a little less obvious about it...
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    I don't think it could've remained a secret for too long.
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    got {Edited by the Naughty Patrol}?

    oh welcome


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    Yes welcome. Now if Fnord gets all uppity. I'll just tell him I'm going to tattle to you.

    Muhahahahahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FyrFytr998
    Yes welcome. Now if Fnord gets all uppity. I'll just tell him I'm going to tattle to you.

    Muhahahahahaha!
    I hadn't even considered how much power we can now wield. Awesome. Hey Fnord, care to push me over the remaining $500 for my goal? I promise not to make up horrendous lies about your misdeed and tell them to Strix as long as you have it done by, oh, say tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    I don't think it could've remained a secret for too long.
    Especially after the rampant make-out sessions in every Limit thread.

    *ducks*

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    I wanna be married to Fnord too! Imagine how fast you could learn...

    :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waggho
    I wanna be married to Fnord too! Imagine how fast you could learn...

    :P
    The cost is too high.

    Welcome Strix, best of luck on your poker odyssey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waggho
    I wanna be married to Fnord too! Imagine how fast you could learn...

    :P
    It's a little bit of information overload right now. I'm hoping that either my brain will catch up or he'll slow down with throwing stuff at me.

    And, no one else gets to marry Fnord unless they want to fight me for him Bwahahaha!
    Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
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    Quote Originally Posted by strix
    And, no one else gets to marry Fnord unless they want to fight me for him Bwahahaha!
    The thing you fail to realize is that prior to poker, I went out and fought people every weekend, for sport. (Literally...a sport called melee - fighting with padded weapons). If Fnord were female and Becky weren't alive, you'd have one hell of a fight on your hands!

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    Quote Originally Posted by strix
    It's a little bit of information overload right now. I'm hoping that either my brain will catch up or he'll slow down with throwing stuff at me.
    Ha! Fnord slow down... classic.

    And, no one else gets to marry Fnord unless they want to fight me for him Bwahahaha!
    I'd keep my eye on Xianti, If I were you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    I want to have [Fnord's] children.
    -'rilla
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    welcome aboard!
    I first read this as "welcome, ... a broad"

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