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    <soupie> if liberals played poker they would just want everyone but them to give all the winnings to the govt for a fair and equitable redistribution to all the poor players who cant play well
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    Soupie's full of gems...
  3. #3
    tempting... but no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeFou
    tempting... but no.
    Been taking tips from 'Rilla on post whoring, LeFou?
  5. #5
    Not at all. I mean it's tempting to bite at this very obvious bait and talk politics, but no.
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    If democrats played poker, the rake would double to fund gambling addiction recovery programs.

    If republicans played poker, collusion would be allowed

    If greens played poker the cards and ink and methods of production would have to be environmentally safe.

    If libertarians played poker... well uh...

    If socialists played poker, your buy in and cash out would be proportional to your income

    If communists played poker first and last place would be executed.

    If Brits played poker, they would feel incredibly self conscious about raising.

    If Germans played poker, you could never tell if they were insulting or complimenting your plays.

    If the French play poker, we'll make fun of them.

    If Americans played poker, well, there sure are a lot of fish in the sea.


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    Quote Originally Posted by whileone
    If libertarians played poker... well uh...
    it would work out perfectly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by whileone
    If libertarians played poker... well uh...
    it would work out perfectly?
    They would assume their suboptimal play was correct and refuse to consider evidence to the contrary?
    TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by whileone
    If libertarians played poker... well uh...
    I'd have to give them the "collusion would be allowed" line. All forms of cheating would be allowed, because any intrusion by the cardroom on the free operation of the game is immoral.
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    [16:09] <@ChanServ> [corey|] [16:36] <+jbmagic> just curious on .01/.02 NL games....is there a max you can raise ?


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    If communists played poker first and last place would be executed.

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