If democrats played poker, the rake would double to fund gambling addiction recovery programs.

If republicans played poker, collusion would be allowed

If greens played poker the cards and ink and methods of production would have to be environmentally safe.

If libertarians played poker... well uh...

If socialists played poker, your buy in and cash out would be proportional to your income

If communists played poker first and last place would be executed.

If Brits played poker, they would feel incredibly self conscious about raising.

If Germans played poker, you could never tell if they were insulting or complimenting your plays.

If the French play poker, we'll make fun of them.

If Americans played poker, well, there sure are a lot of fish in the sea.