I think I've let this conversation run long enough. Now it's time for spoilers.

Yes, there is a god. I am it. That's not me being egotistical, it's just a fact. You're a god too, just not as good looking of a god as I am.

Moving on. EL OH EL at this idea that science has anything to say about any of this. There's already an entire field of "science" that deals with human behavior. 99.9% of what they do are profit-motivated efforts to mitigate bad feelings. Almost none of what they do has anything to do with cultivating good feelings. Who the fuck would trust that?