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  1. 01-05-2006 04:49 PM #1
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    Default It's the "Guess my Nationality" Game



    Just what the Fk is this guy anyway?
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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  3. 01-05-2006 04:56 PM #3
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    I was thinking post whoretopian, but keep em coming.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Got a Columbian drug cartel enforcer look about him. Hard to tell without cranial measurements.

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  6. 01-05-2006 05:52 PM #6
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    something about that picture is screaming zimbabwe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    From the Principality of Ugly?
    oh snap


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  9. 01-05-2006 08:12 PM #9
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    You are Iban, a riverine group of rice cultivators inhabiting the interior hill country of Sarawak (Malaysia) and parts of Indonesian Borneo.

    Selamat malam.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    You are Iban, a riverine group of rice cultivators inhabiting the interior hill country of Sarawak (Malaysia) and parts of Indonesian Borneo.

    Selamat malam.
    Xianti, you are the pwnticon.
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  11. 01-06-2006 09:15 AM #11
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    Mongolian.

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  12. 01-06-2006 09:24 AM #12
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    Nice read Xianti. We both have a lazy eye.

    Correct guess gets $20. No joke.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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  13. 01-06-2006 11:05 AM #13
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    He actually looks like the guy I cought breaking into my shed...He was jacked on something, I snuck out the front window of my house, crept up hehind him, cracked him with my sons mini aluminum baseball batt, pushed him into the shed, locked the door, called the cops.........so that would make you.....uh, well......STUPID!!...lol, but of Columbian decent.
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  14. 01-06-2006 11:20 AM #14
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  15. 01-06-2006 12:05 PM #15
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    Portuguese - No
    Puerto Rican - No
    Columbian - No
    Iban - No
    ZimBabwe.. ian - No
    Mongolian - No

    The only reason I started this thread was because I knew you guys would wiff a few hundred times.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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  16. 01-06-2006 12:10 PM #16
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    you aren't some weird mix of say, Irishman and Iraqi, right? We are going for ONE nationality.

    I would hate to have to peg you as a Cablanasian....
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  18. 01-06-2006 12:15 PM #18
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    He is from Belize, silly
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  24. 01-06-2006 12:21 PM #24
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    Navajo....
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    Dude looks like a douche, so my guess is Canadian.

    Second guess: Syrian.
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    I'm gonna have to give it up to cardsman1992. He said Navajo, and that's close enough. I'm mostly native american. In order of greatest to least, my actual blood contains the following...

    Blackfoot
    Passamaquadi (Abenaqui)
    A little French (full indians have no facial hair)
    A little Irish

    Are you on Pokerstars Cardsman? I owe you $20. Neteller maybe? Remember Passamaquadi from Pete's Dragon?
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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  27. 01-06-2006 12:56 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Dude looks like a douche
    Since the dude is me, you are correct as well sir.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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  28. 01-06-2006 12:59 PM #28
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    damn i was the first one that said indian stuff.

    but i am always incorrect.

    blah blah blah
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Dude looks like a douche, so my guess is Canadian.
    Ummmmmm, fuck you
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    Quote Originally Posted by AHiltz
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Dude looks like a douche, so my guess is Canadian.
    Ummmmmm, fuck you, eh
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    Quote Originally Posted by koolmoe
    Quote Originally Posted by AHiltz
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Dude looks like a douche, so my guess is Canadian.
    Ummmmmm, fuck you, eh
    /fyp
    yes we say eh but saying EH out of context is gay.

    When americans say fuck you eh. That is stupid.

    When we say it it is like this.

    Whats going on eh.

    Man i just got 2 outered fucking eh.

    Not fuck you eh.
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    I always thought 'fucking eh' was 'fucking A' as in 'fucking asshole.'

    ive used it forever, and im not a canadian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    I always thought 'fucking eh' was 'fucking A' as in 'fucking asshole.'

    ive used it forever, and im not a canadian.
    I guess it could be both,

    but i have used it as

    EH EH EH EH EH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by koolmoe
    Quote Originally Posted by AHiltz
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Dude looks like a douche, so my guess is Canadian.
    Ummmmmm, fuck you, eh
    /fyp
    yes we say eh but saying EH out of context is gay.

    When americans say fuck you eh. That is stupid.

    When we say it it is like this.

    Whats going on eh.

    Man i just got 2 outered fucking eh.

    Not fuck you eh.
    After working in Canada for a couple of months, I came to the conclusion that some of you crazy fockers say it at the end of every sentence.
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    i dont think i do

    i say oot and full hoose.

    but thats about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by AHiltz
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Dude looks like a douche, so my guess is Canadian.
    Ummmmmm, fuck you
    Double fuck you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by koolmoe
    Quote Originally Posted by AHiltz
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Dude looks like a douche, so my guess is Canadian.
    Ummmmmm, fuck you, eh
    /fyp
    yes we say eh but saying EH out of context is gay.

    When americans say fuck you eh. That is stupid.

    When we say it it is like this.

    Whats going on eh.

    Man i just got 2 outered fucking eh.

    Not fuck you eh.
    I think you meant: Man, I just got two fucking outered, eh?
    Getting two outered while fucking is a completely different thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    I always thought 'fucking eh' was 'fucking A' as in 'fucking asshole.'

    ive used it forever, and im not a canadian.
    The "a" stands for "amazing"..."fucking a!" is usually used in a positive sense.

    Edit: Of course, with proper inflection, negative connotations are certainly possible, making the "a" stand for a variety of derogatory terms - asshole, asshat, american...

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    I think us Canadian's should unite and start our own form....we would be better off without the abuse...lol.....EH!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xBULLETTSx
    Also, looking at my Av[a]tar.......a fine canadian product.
    Beer and bud...Canada rocks! (Time to take my pic down, I think. the NSA is monitoring)

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    Fucking eh? Bwahahaha. You crazy canucks. You put eh at the end of everything. Do you think you can leave the one time we sound like we're doing it alone? It's fucking A, as in asshole. Not amazing. Not astounding. Not astronotomically atrocious. It stands for ASSHOLE. Just because you surfers turned it into "amazing", like in "fucking a dude!", doesn't mean shit. That's because "amazing" doesn't produce shit. An asshole does. Just like me. Right now.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    Fucking eh? Bwahahaha. You crazy canucks. You put eh at the end of everything. Do you think you can leave the one time we sound like we're doing it alone? It's fucking A, as in asshole. Not amazing. Not astounding. Not astronotomically atrocious. It stands for ASSHOLE. Just because you surfers turned it into "amazing", like in "fucking a dude!", doesn't mean shit. That's because "amazing" doesn't produce shit. An asshole does. Just like me. Right now.
    Like I said....

    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    ...with proper inflection, negative connotations are certainly possible, making the "a" stand for a variety of derogatory terms - asshole, asshat, american...

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    Genocide on the americans.
    The NSA is monitoring this thread. If we get invaded, we're blaming you Muxy.

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    If you were gonna call someone a FUCKING ASSHOLE...why not just say it...why say FUCKING a....thats gay, why not go all out... If you like I could send you a list of commonly used Canadian phrases, that way you could add to your diversity.....
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