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  1. 12-11-2009 11:09 AM #1
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    Default itssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Friday

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  2. 12-11-2009 11:58 AM #2
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    time for mai weekly day of prokerz

    and also hitting on and getting rejected by mediocre looking chicks. I really should just start hitting on the insanely hot ones if my success rate is going to be 0% no matter what.
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  3. 12-11-2009 12:44 PM #3
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  4. 12-11-2009 02:54 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    time for mai weekly day of prokerz

    and also hitting on and getting rejected by mediocre looking chicks. I really should just start hitting on the insanely hot ones if my success rate is going to be 0% no matter what.
    Hitting on mediocre women is always wrong. Always.

    If you stick to hitting on insanely hot ones you'll find a curious level of success given that if you *seem* like somebody who shouldn't be hitting on them, some of the time they will pick up on that, and because women are all about games and mystery, they'll be intrigued. If she thinks you're out of her league, yet you're not acting like it, sometimes she'll think there's more going on behind the facade, and maybe you have something special to offer. After all, you may *look* like you are out of her league, but if you're hitting on her, then are you really? At least that's something that will cross their minds once in a while
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  5. 12-11-2009 03:34 PM #5
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    Dean, you're pointless.

    FWIW Friday's and Saturday's and Sunday's have all lost their weekend feel for me I no longer look forward to them because I wear my housecoat 7 days a week... I'm not bragging, it's actually kind of sad.
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  6. 12-11-2009 03:41 PM #6
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    I'm living on a 6 day week, with no structure. It'd be nice to be awake for 18-19 hours, asleep for 9-10, but usually I go

    awake for 20, asleep for 12
    awake for 18, asleep for 7
    awake for 24, asleep for 14

    and so on
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  7. 12-11-2009 03:44 PM #7
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  8. 12-11-2009 03:50 PM #8
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    what is a housecoat? just a fancy word for sitting around in your underwear all day?

    today halv is *gasp* playing poker yay!
    tomorrow halv is *gasp* drinking a _couple_ of christmas beers at my friends' annual christmas dinner party yay!
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    why the f am I talking about myself in third person? what a douche
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  10. 12-11-2009 04:20 PM #10
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  11. 12-11-2009 04:36 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    why the f am I talking about myself in third person? what a douche
    i wont even call u a douche for fear of my life !
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  12. 12-11-2009 05:48 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    what is a housecoat? just a fancy word for sitting around in your underwear all day?
    my life 90% of the time: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA280_.jpg
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  13. 12-11-2009 06:08 PM #13
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    who the shit wears underwear
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  14. 12-11-2009 06:25 PM #14
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    Already on the second glass of wine.

    Oh, and Spenda is at level 0 in picking up women; wuf is at level 2.
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  15. 12-11-2009 06:30 PM #15
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    sweet, poker and sex in the same day.

    om nom nom nom
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  17. 12-11-2009 06:53 PM #17
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    level 2? try level a million. women are the easiest thing in the history of the planet
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  18. 12-11-2009 06:54 PM #18
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    people actually sit around in robes?
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    ya wtf.. only hugh hefner wears a robe.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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  20. 12-11-2009 07:15 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    ya wtf.. only hugh hefner wears a robe.
    sounds like sitting around in a robe might not be such a bad idea
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    Bath Robes = win

    It's too bad Friday and Saturday are like work nights. Either being at the casino, or resting up for the big online weekend tournies.
    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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    Dammit, I'm changing into my bathrobe RIGHT NOW. Then I'll play some MW2 since the kiddos are in bed now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
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    Dean, you're pointless.
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  25. 12-13-2009 03:51 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I wearz a hoodie and shorts
    This was me like 80-90% of the time before the Marines.

    Now its the green USMC jogging suit which is insanely comfortable and looks pretty awsum. Not "supposed" to wear it around town, but they can go fuck themselves imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I wearz a hoodie and shorts
    This was me like 80-90% of the time before the Marines.

    Now its the green USMC jogging suit which is insanely comfortable and looks pretty awsum. Not "supposed" to wear it around town, but they can go fuck themselves imo.
    Sometimes he even makes me let him wear it during.
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  27. 12-13-2009 07:31 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I wearz a hoodie and shorts
    This was me like 80-90% of the time before the Marines.

    Now its the green USMC jogging suit which is insanely comfortable and looks pretty awsum. Not "supposed" to wear it around town, but they can go fuck themselves imo.

    i somehow feel inferior in my nike trackies
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