I've been reading this site for a while and recently made a move to online poker.Decided to join a forum for this new venture. So instead of blatantly asking for the freeroll password I will do something to divert your attention, while I discretely gain access. Just kidding guys, I have a solid starting bankroll and don't need it. So I've read through pocket fives, 2+2, yadda yadda and decided I will hold an interview and make my decision based on your answers. Criteria for my decision will be based on your use of punctuation, comedic use of sarcasm, etc. Sorry for the length, but I just want to know I am making a well informed decision as to which online poker community I join. FYI this thread is not a level!

Alright, will the first person have a seat and begin.

Question 1.
How do we feel about the use of checkboxes in threads here at flopturnriver

Question 2.
If I were to epically level someone with an elite "FYP" would you make a quick response with a +1, nh, wp, or this?

Question 3.
If flopturnriver were to get in a dance fight with 2+2 who would win? And what dance style would we choose to combat with?

Question 4.
Sometimes I rike to reprace my err's with r's to give the appearance of an onrine asian accent. Is this an acceptable form of speech here?

Question 5.
I have a 14 inch vertical

Question 6.
Post a picture of a member of the mamalia family that would properly represent a flopturnriver mascot.

Question 7.
I am an avid fistpumper, if I were to have an epic fistpumping challenge in the final scene of a movie with a member from here, who would it be?

Question 8.
Who is that guy sitting behind you?

Short answer:
Why is flopturnriver superior to everyone? Answer using exactly one number and one color in each sentence.