ITT I interview my new poker community

[OP]

I've been reading this site for a while and recently made a move to online poker.Decided to join a forum for this new venture. So instead of blatantly asking for the freeroll password I will do something to divert your attention, while I discretely gain access. Just kidding guys, I have a solid starting bankroll and don't need it. So I've read through pocket fives, 2+2, yadda yadda and decided I will hold an interview and make my decision based on your answers. Criteria for my decision will be based on your use of punctuation, comedic use of sarcasm, etc. Sorry for the length, but I just want to know I am making a well informed decision as to which online poker community I join. FYI this thread is not a level!

Alright, will the first person have a seat and begin.

Question 1.
How do we feel about the use of checkboxes in threads here at flopturnriver

Question 2.
If I were to epically level someone with an elite "FYP" would you make a quick response with a +1, nh, wp, or this?

Question 3.
If flopturnriver were to get in a dance fight with 2+2 who would win? And what dance style would we choose to combat with?

Question 4.
Sometimes I rike to reprace my err's with r's to give the appearance of an onrine asian accent. Is this an acceptable form of speech here?

Question 5.
I have a 14 inch vertical

Question 6.
Post a picture of a member of the mamalia family that would properly represent a flopturnriver mascot.

Question 7.
I am an avid fistpumper, if I were to have an epic fistpumping challenge in the final scene of a movie with a member from here, who would it be?

Question 8.
Who is that guy sitting behind you?

Short answer:
Why is flopturnriver superior to everyone? Answer using exactly one number and one color in each sentence.

[GatorJH]

how cool....... OP's name is OP.

[Deanglow]

i will not waste my comedic use of sarcasm on this sham

[GatorJH]

OK, I will jump in the hotseat. Answers shortly.

[Luco]

Question 1.
How do we feel about the use of checkboxes in threads here at flopturnriver
[x] Yes
[x] No
[x] Maybe
[x] I don't know
[x] Can you repeat the question
[x] Life is unfair

Question 2.
If I were to epically level someone with an elite "FYP" would you make a quick response with a +1, nh, wp, or this?

No, because that's postwhoring. Even if I fell off my chair laughing and ended up in hospital from the fall you'd never know about it. btw, +1 for this post.

meh, that's enough questions for me *goes to drink beer*

And Question 6, here's my mascot:

[GatorJH]

Question 1
[x] hates these
[x] might be a level
[ ] might not

Question 2
This is a trick question as you don't have elite level status

Question 3
Wait wat?

Question 4
we make fun of Canadians here, not asians.

Question 5

I wish I had a 14 inch dick

FYP

Question 6
We don't do mascots. Well, we do them, but only the scantily clad female kind.

Question 7
Nobody fistpumps with newbies here

Question 8
your mama

[Stacks]

Can we give this man his passwords already?

[BigPapi]

postwhoring in the commune ftw

[bigred]

SLAP

Vee Vill Ask Zee Questions!

[OP]

how cool....... OP's name is OP.

this is quite ironic i agree

i will not waste my comedic use of sarcasm on this sham

The fact that you took time to write this but also played hard to get and not answer my questions lets me know you are in the superior level of posters and i now look up to you as a father figure.

Can we give this man his passwords already?

Readings not really your thing is it?

postwhoring in the commune ftw

By the way you phrased this, it seems like my postcount won't go up by posting in here. Now that just can't be right.

SLAP
Vee Vill Ask Zee Questions!

ooooooh, a russian internet accent....i rike it

I'm really not trying to sound like a troll, just introducing myself in here and seeing what I'm up against before I head down the hall to SHNL and work out some leaks (well not really plugging leaks, it's more like "Operation:Stop Fucking Spastically Spewing).

[x] Alliteration ITT

[lockpull]

SLAP
Vee Vill Ask Zee Questions!

ooooooh, a russian internet accent....i rike it

You asians think us white people all sound alike... this is obviously German. GAWD.

[a500lbgorilla]

I never thought written word could be crafted so masterfully into a soul searching questionnaire.

I answered honestly and I'm now finally able to love myself. Ty op.

[BigPapi]

I was actually responding to Lucothefish, but yeah your post count won't go up in the commune. See:

OP
Posted: Tue, 24 Mar 2009, 8:19am Post subject:


High Card


Joined: 22 Mar 2009
Posts: 0
WPP: N/A

[bigred]

SLAP
Vee Vill Ask Zee Questions!

ooooooh, a russian internet accent....i rike it

You asians think us white people all sound alike... this is obviously German. GAWD.

It's actually the KGB joke from The Office, KGB is Russian.

[BennyLaRue]

Done. Answered out loud.

[lockpull]

Well awesome...... anyone know how to delete a post??????

[givememyleg]

are you the guy who spammed my email with interview Qs as well?

[Stacks]

are you the guy who spammed my email with interview Qs as well?

If it involved questions such as:

1) What are you wearing?

2) Do you love me?

3) Are you a flomo?

Then, no... It was me.

[OneEyeLefty]

I like it and it does leave a nice impression. It makes me lose the thought of whom you are and wonder who the fruck I am. Well done and welcome

Lefty

[Stacks]

I like it and it does leave a nice impression. It makes me lose the thought of whom you are and wonder who the fruck I am. Well done and welcome

Lefty

Give this man his passwords already!

[BennyLaRue]

Also, I have a 32" vertical. You fat.

[a500lbgorilla]

I've been reading this site for a while and recently made a move to online poker.Decided to join a forum for this new venture. So instead of blatantly asking for the freeroll password I will do something to divert your attention, while I discretely gain access. Just kidding guys, I have a solid starting bankroll and don't need it. So I've read through pocket fives, 2+2, yadda yadda and decided I will hold an interview and make my decision based on your answers. Criteria for my decision will be based on your use of punctuation, comedic use of sarcasm, etc. Sorry for the length, but I just want to know I am making a well informed decision as to which online poker community I join. FYI this thread is not a level!

Alright, will the first person have a seat and begin.

Question 1.
How do we feel about the use of checkboxes in threads here at flopturnriver
FTR demands originality. Leave checkboxes to the plebs.

Question 2.
If I were to epically level someone with an elite "FYP" would you make a quick response with a +1, nh, wp, or this?
I would level you in a bout of one-ups-manship. you'll try to fight back. you'll lose.

Question 3.
If flopturnriver were to get in a dance fight with 2+2 who would win? And what dance style would we choose to combat with?
Pistols in Petticoats. http://www.dave-gipson.com/Pistols.htm

Question 4.
Sometimes I rike to reprace my err's with r's to give the appearance of an onrine asian accent. Is this an acceptable form of speech here? I only speak in masculine grunts and crude sign language.

Question 5.
I have a 14 inch vertical
laying down, amirite?!

Question 6.
Post a picture of a member of the mamalia family that would properly represent a flopturnriver mascot.
[img]your mom[/img]

Question 7.
I am an avid fistpumper, if I were to have an epic fistpumping challenge in the final scene of a movie with a member from here, who would it be?
Current or past members? rippytyde of ripptydes ghost depending.

Question 8.
Who is that guy sitting behind you?
I have faith that it's Jesus.

Short answer:
Why is flopturnriver superior to everyone? Answer using exactly one number and one color in each sentence.
[b]red 47. blue 52, hike!

[GatorJH]

damnit!!!! I forgot to answer the short answerpart of this

[x] fail

Short answer:
Why is flopturnriver superior to everyone? Answer using exactly one number and one color in each sentence.
red 47. brue 52, hike!

fyp and then +1

GatorJH: fistpumps and dances out of room

[Warpe]

Why is flopturnriver superior to everyone? Answer using exactly one number and one color in each sentence.

1.) bigred

[OP]

are you the guy who spammed my email with interview Qs as well?

Nah, no spam...I'm definitely not computer literate enough to gain access to random peoples emails.

we make fun of Canadians here

ez game

[Stacks]

are you the guy who spammed my email with interview Qs as well?

Nah, no spam...I'm definitely not computer literate enough to gain access to random peoples emails.

Clicking buttons isn't really your thing is it?

[XTR1000]

I thought Swig already is our mascot or why else is he showing on the left 24/7?

[OP]

Clicking buttons isn't really your thing is it?

i see what you did there
wp sir

edit: Just realized I don't have the "send email" option yet due to an obvious mistrust of me by the administration and moderators. I can only PM and read blogs.

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[Galapogos]

Why is flopturnriver superior to everyone? Answer using exactly one number and one color in each sentence.

1.) bigred

Nicely done.

[swiggidy]

I thought Swig already is our mascot or why else is he showing on the left 24/7?

fist pumps wildly...

/grabs windex to clean off monitor

[BennyLaRue]

/grabs windex to clean off monitor

Still won't cover up the smell of electrolytes.

[donkbee]

hi OP, I like you.

[flomo]

Take your pants off.

[flomo]

welcome to ftr!

[b-rabbit]

herro op. how did you say you rike to tark sometimes??

[mrhappy333]

roh mry grod, azians ITT

[ATOTHEC101]

roh mry grod, azians ITT

cue pictures of hot asians...someone get the wes horn!