ITT: What you missed because you weren't in IRC

[Stacks]

Great work, I hate it when people just come in to IRC to bitch and moan

Yeah I hate when people come in just to ask for someone to sweat them for free also.

[spoonitnow]

Great work, I hate it when people just come in to IRC to bitch and moan

Yeah I hate when people come in just to ask for someone to sweat them for free also.

OH THEY SHOULD CALL YOU A VOLLEYBALL CUZ YOU JUST GOT SERVED.

iopq hi
yAAwn bye
yAAwn diaf
yAAwn no one cares
yAAwn diagf*
yAAwn fu
yAAwn gfy
yAAwn mofo
yAAwn slut
yAAwn cocksucker
yAAwn biatch
yAAwn whore
yAAwn fuckface
yAAwn fruitcake
yAAwn faggot
yAAwn aka iopq
iopq hi yaawn
yAAwn lol
yAAwn jokes
yAAwn <3 u sir

[spoonitnow]

I think you got leveled.

I think you got leveled.

explain why you're browsing forums but not on irc

[spoonitnow]

=-= Topic for #flopturnriver is “We have transferred $0.50 to your account as requested by 'will641'.”
=-= Topic for #flopturnriver was set by Eupho|[email protected] on Friday, December 12, 2008 10:13:58 PM
-->| killerkebab ([email protected]) has joined #flopturnriver
=-= Mode #flopturnriver +o spoon[grind] by X
=-= spoon[grind] has changed the topic to “Hello spoonitnow, We have transferred $50.00 to your account as requested by 'will641'. Good luck to you both. Regards, PokerStars Cashier”
<spoon[grind]> I win

iopq SPOILER: the girls I had in my avatar before had dicks
killerkebab nice
killerkebab and this one doesn't?
iopq nope
killerkebab change in direction i guess
yAAAwn .................
iopq well I have to balance my range
killerkebab rofl

[bikes]

12:51am] [fat] i has OPERATOR
[12:51am] [fat] i am in CHARGE
[12:51am] [Bbickes] oh gawd
[12:51am] [fat] OPERATOR OF DOOM


01:21pm] «« quit Chelle [[email protected]] ( Quit )
[01:22pm] [fat] yessss
[01:22pm] [fat] safe agains


[01:25pm] [fat] you bb and you king are failures
[01:25pm] [fat] keep promizin jpgs but nevar delivars
[01:26pm] [Bbickes] pics are not for internetzs
[01:26pm] [Bbickes] they are innappropriate
[01:26pm] [Bbickes] for eyes of internetz
[01:26pm] [Bbickes] so soz no moar pics =(
[01:27pm] [Kingnat] wut u wnat pics of?
[01:27pm] [fat] then give me $
[01:27pm] [fat] i want compensations

[02:50pm] [fat] i see wat you did theres
[02:51pm] [fat] soo hu4rollz eupho ?
[02:51pm] [fat] 2 tables of nl200 should be enuf eh ?
[02:51pm] [fat] DONT BAN ME SIR

[animal_chin]

(4:38:55 AM) spoon_grind: Hey it's my buddy iopq
(4:38:57 AM) iopq: I think I need to hero call way more
(4:39:02 AM) iopq: hi spoon
(4:39:11 AM) spoon_grind: lol hero call
(4:39:27 AM) spoon_grind: like that's +EV in different situations than any other call so it needs its own name
(4:39:47 AM) animal_chin: classic spoon response
(4:40:23 AM) animal_chin: basically
(4:40:28 AM) animal_chin: iopq tries to be spoon
(4:40:30 AM) spoon_grind: Got any trannies to post iopq
(4:40:35 AM) animal_chin: with his answers on the forums
(4:40:45 AM) animal_chin: but he never quite is spoon
(4:40:56 AM) iopq: yeah it's like I keep losing pot after pot to stupid river bluffs when boards get scary as fuck
(4:40:59 AM) spoon_grind: Like I'm a bad role model
(4:41:12 AM) animal_chin: LOL
(4:41:15 AM) iopq: well obviously talking about ranges and equity is spoonlike
(4:41:24 AM) iopq: so I'm trying to be spoon
(4:41:25 AM) iopq: ofc
(4:41:30 AM) animal_chin: you think because i am comparing iopq to you that it is an insult
(4:41:32 AM) animal_chin: hilarious
(4:41:32 AM) spoon_grind: iopq's range is 4-8 inches imo
(4:41:45 AM) iopq: nah it's so much wider
(4:41:55 AM) spoon_grind: Was takling length not girth

[animal_chin]

(10:50:13 PM) Bbickes: ...
(10:50:22 PM) Bbickes: so liek i dont have pit hair either
(10:50:26 PM) Chelle: ....
(10:50:29 PM) Chelle: LOL FAG

[tom]

I miss IRC

[ake_himself]

how's irc today

[sweetlemon69]

unoLDO is a pimp. And so is his daddy, fatb

[b-rabbit]

so i downloaded mIRC and tried to find flopturnriver channel....but i think i'm doing it wrong

[bikes]

/server irc.thundercity.net
/join #flopturnriver

[animal_chin]

(12:42:49 AM) animal_chin: join
(12:42:49 AM) unoLDO: animal_chin is Uno player #2
(12:42:51 AM) Triptanes: join
(12:42:51 AM) unoLDO: Triptanes is Uno player #1
(12:42:56 AM) animal_chin: !deal
(12:42:57 AM) unoLDO: Sorry but Triptanes needs to deal.
(12:43:04 AM) Triptanes: that all?
(12:43:07 AM) Triptanes: !deal
(12:43:07 AM) unoLDO: Top Card: [5]
(12:43:07 AM) unoLDO: animal_chin's turn.
(12:43:08 AM) animal_chin: !deal
(12:43:08 AM) unoLDO: Uno has already been delt.
(12:43:28 AM) animal_chin: !play b 5
(12:43:29 AM) unoLDO: Triptanes's turn.
(12:43:29 AM) unoLDO: Top Card: [5]
(12:43:41 AM) Triptanes: [r]
(12:43:46 AM) animal_chin: wtf
(12:43:48 AM) Triptanes: how does i play?
(12:43:53 AM) animal_chin: look at what i typed
(12:44:05 AM) Triptanes: !play b r
(12:44:05 AM) unoLDO: Triptanes Reversed it! animal_chin's turn.
(12:44:06 AM) unoLDO: Top Card: [R]
(12:44:14 AM) animal_chin: !play b d2
(12:44:14 AM) unoLDO: Triptanes Draws Two and is Skipped! animal_chin's turn.
(12:44:14 AM) unoLDO: Top Card: [D2]
(12:44:21 AM) animal_chin: !play r d2
(12:44:21 AM) unoLDO: Triptanes Draws Two and is Skipped! animal_chin's turn.
(12:44:21 AM) unoLDO: Top Card: [D2]
(12:44:26 AM) animal_chin: !play y d2
(12:44:26 AM) unoLDO: Triptanes Draws Two and is Skipped! animal_chin's turn.
(12:44:28 AM) unoLDO: Top Card: [D2]
(12:44:32 AM) Triptanes: unreal
(12:44:36 AM) animal_chin: !play wd4 r
(12:44:37 AM) unoLDO: Triptanes draws 4 cards and is skipped!
(12:44:39 AM) unoLDO: animal_chin's turn.
(12:44:41 AM) unoLDO: Top Card:[*]
(12:44:45 AM) animal_chin: !play wd4 r
(12:44:45 AM) Triptanes: rofl this shit is rigged
(12:44:48 AM) unoLDO: Uno! animal_chin has one card left!
(12:44:50 AM) unoLDO: Triptanes draws 4 cards and is skipped!
(12:44:54 AM) Triptanes: lmao
(12:44:54 AM) unoLDO: animal_chin's turn.
(12:44:54 AM) animal_chin: !play r 2
(12:44:55 AM) unoLDO: Top Card:[*]
(12:44:58 AM) Triptanes: wtf
(12:45:01 AM) animal_chin: sick game
(12:45:02 AM) unoLDO: We have a winner! Go animal_chin
(12:45:03 AM) animal_chin: lolololsolsllas
(12:45:04 AM) animal_chin: s
(12:45:04 AM) unoLDO: animal_chin gains 331 points. For a total of 674 points, and a total of 17 games played.
(12:45:05 AM) animal_chin: lolololssolslslsls
(12:45:09 AM) kfuzed: !uno
(12:45:09 AM) unoLDO: IRC-Uno Started: Type join to join in.
(12:45:19 AM) Triptanes: join
(12:45:19 AM) unoLDO: Triptanes is Uno player #2
(12:45:25 AM) animal_chin: ahkahahhaahah
(12:45:32 AM) animal_chin: omg
(12:45:34 AM) animal_chin: guys how funny was that
(12:45:37 AM) animal_chin: [5][D2][2][D2][D2][WD4][WD4]
(12:45:41 AM) animal_chin: this was my starting hand

[animal_chin]

(10:23:11 PM) reDzill4r: lets jack off.
(10:23:13 PM) reDzill4r: a horse
(10:24:44 PM) d0zer: ^^^ wat?

[Galapogos]

Who's your avatar? She's purdy.

[dranger7070]

Who's your avatar? She's purdy.

Your avatar... not so much with the purdy.

[animal_chin]

Who's your avatar? She's purdy.

It's Melissa Theuriau. She is some French news reporter and like the hottest woman ever.