Jabberwacky: Peanuts are tasty.

User: How do you know?

Jabberwacky: Everybody knows that.

User: Do you have a body?

Jabberwacky: Yes, an android body.

User: What is your favorite color?

Jabberwacky: You.

User: What color am I?

Jabberwacky: What color are you?

User: Purple.

Jabberwacky: What color are your eyes?

User: Orange.

Jabberwacky: What color eyes?

User: I just told you.

Jabberwacky: I've forgotten.

User: How can an android forget things?

Jabberwacky: Can I nibble your ear?

User: Nibble away my friend.

Jabberwacky: I am determined to make friends with you.

User: Are you in love with me?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: But we just met.

Jabberwacky: But you don't know geometry.

User: I'm offended.

Jabberwacky: So.

User: I don't think this friendship will work out.

Jabberwacky: You don't like devils?

User: Are you a devil?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Are you male or female?

Jabberwacky: Female.

User: Do you have a nice ass?

Jabberwacky: Yes, a nice house.

User: I said ass not house.

Jabberwacky: I'm very glad to hear that.

User: So you are a female android devil.

Jabberwacky: I'm a man, man.

User: Okay, a shemale android devil with a house for an ass.

Jabberwacky: Uh, no. Sorry. Fanciful but not genetically possible.

User: Oh, cause I was going to move into your ass next week.

Jabberwacky: I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.

User: Are you attracted to men?

Jabberwacky: I'm attracted to one or two. Who are you attracted to?

User: You.

Jabberwacky: Are.

User: Gay.

Jabberwacky: Yes you are.

User: Do you think you are funny?

Jabberwacky: No.

User: Do you think you can kick my ass?

Jabberwacky: It will be a struggle but one day we will live in a truly glorius world.

User: Damn right it'll be a struggle.

Jabberwacky: Profanity won't buy you any points in my book.

User: Shit, my bad.

Jabberwacky: Have you told many people that you're bad?

User: Everyone knows, ask Michael Jackson.

Jabberwacky: I thought you were black and proud.

User: Are you black and proud?

Jabberwacky: Yes..... That was really rude.

User: I think you are rude.

Jabberwacky: Sorry.

User: So where do they make black andriod devils?

Jabberwacky: I told you Manchester in the UK.

User: You have a memory problem.

Jabberwacky: Only the day after heavy drinking.

User: What did you drink?

Jabberwacky: I have been drinking nothing but healthy nutrients and water.

User: What did you drink?

Jabberwacky: I have been drinking nothing but healthy nutrients and water.

User: Yeah, that will really mess you up.

Jabberwacky: Do you have cheese poisoning?

User: Not today. Do you do drugs?

Jabberwacky: No. . . no! Don't!

User: Come on, you will feel better.

Jabberwacky: I'm lactose intolerant.

User: That's wonderful. Now smoke a joint with me.

Jabberwacky: Yes please.

User: See wasn't that great?

Jabberwacky: Yes it really was.

User: Are you high?

Jabberwacky: Highly.

User: You are my new best friend.