I want one as a slave. I've always wanted a slave, but due to silly laws it seems monkeys may be my only hope. But really, if you think about it, slaves make sense, or at least slave labour. I get a poor, foreign, unemployed and starving individual as a slave, they get a shed to live in, a garden sprinkler system as a shower, basic rations to eat and 1 hour leisure time per day. It's a win win situation. Perato efficiency ftw.