concerning slaves.I always wanted a poor uneducated midget slave. If i ever get to be a big baller in poker or win euromillions, which is more likely, then i'll simply buy myself 2 midget slaves. They'll get to live in a small cozy garden house. I'll give them supercute service maid outfits and i'll let them sign a contract in which they forfeit the right to sue me for abuse. Abuse in a non sexual but yet violent way. Nothing hardcore though just some good old fashioned belt whoopings. I don't want to permanently damage my midgets.

Next i'd invest in a high tech breeding farm house, so my midgets can multiply in a controlled environment. Obviously i'd hire some ex navy seals for security reasons. I've learned my lesson after having watched Spartacus. A midget rebellion could be devastating for my garden.

During festivities i'd invite all my friends and family for the annual midget auction so i can get some of my money back since midgets are high maintenance. They are prone to obesity and require alot of calories to fuel them. Owning a midget is like driving a hummer , it's fun but expensive.