Just in case

[baudib]

it's really the End of Days, it's been real.

oh and Erik Seidel should challenge Jebus HU4SOULS

[Shotglass]

Ciao
So long and thanks for all the fish.

[OngBonga]

There were two earthquakes in the Pacific region today, measuring 3.1 and 4.8. Holy shit it's happening.
Do raptured people look like birds and planes? If so, I just saw someone being raptured.

[profnabeshin]

Time for me to get looting..

[Shotglass]

Since this is supposed to happen at 6pm, my question is which 6pm? Because if it's for each person's local time then shouldn't everything east of Helsinki already be wiped out?

Do raptured people look like birds and planes? If so, I just saw someone being raptured.

If it were mosquitos then we're in trouble.

[oskar]

If Sidney falls it's still time to book a flight to honululu. Should give you an extra couple if hours before the return of the beast.
1.2h to go over here.

It's already 22nd in NZ. Where's daven when you need him?

[baudib]

it's 6 p.m. US EST, lol @noobs thinking it's a rolling Rapture.

[boost]

It's already 22nd in NZ. Where's daven when you need him?

Raptured, ldo.

[oskar]

6:30 here.

Unfortunately I don't know any xians i could call up.
I am still here, but I feel my upper left wisdom tooth pushing foreward a little and it started raining a bit.
Unmistakeable signs of incoming doom?

[spoonitnow]

rapturerolled

[Shotglass]

it's 6 p.m. US EST, lol @noobs thinking it's a rolling Rapture.

6pm US EST? Showing our American arrogance. If the chosen city is Jerusalem then why 6pm here and not 6pm there?

Or how about universal standard time?

Maybe it's stardate 2011 and we're allready dead?

Maybe I'm just a figment of your imagination?

[BooG690]

The chosen city is Jerusalem? What? Fuck that noise.

The chosen city is NEW YORK CITY.

[baudib]

6pm US EST? Showing our American arrogance. If the chosen city is Jerusalem then why 6pm here and not 6pm there?

6 p.m. here is midnight in Israel?

Why would 6 p.m. be significant?

[oskar]

Why would 6 p.m. be significant?

Because the internet says so!

[Shotglass]

Nice, Oskar....I lol'd @ that.

The chosen city is Jerusalem? What? Fuck that noise.

The chosen city is NEW YORK CITY.

a city that spends several months below freezing is chosen?



Houston, baby

[daven]

If Sidney falls it's still time to book a flight to honululu. Should give you an extra couple if hours before the return of the beast.
1.2h to go over here.

It's already 22nd in NZ. Where's daven when you need him?

busy getting raptured

[supa]

So...anyone been raptured yet?

[oskar]

busy getting raptured

There's no way your freeloading ass is getting saved. Nothing demonstrated by you still being here.
It's now 35 past 18:00 EST (official Jesus time). Where's the live feed? Will there be an official statement by Mr Kemping if it doesn't happen? Can we then all agree that religion is all bullshit and just forget about it altogether?

[Penneywize]

omg world didn't end, shocker

[KoRnholio]

omg world didn't end, shocker

Damn... I guess I have to grind tomorrow then.

[Shotglass]

omg world didn't end, shocker

Hmm, I wonder if there was a bunch of nut jobs that ran up a ton of debt, similar to the Y2K scare, who are now freaking out about having to pay.

Originally Posted by baudib
it's 6 p.m. US EST, lol @noobs thinking it's a rolling Rapture.

This was EXACTLY what the "prophet" stated during an interview. That it would happen at 6pm NZ time and then everyone could watch as it became 6pm in their respective time zones.

[BennyLaRue]

Am i ded?

[JR9477]

Am i ded?

Nope, you're still in it to win it.

[Stacks]

Damn.. And I was really looking forward to raping and pillaging.. Can we at least start a few riots?

[a500lbgorilla]

Damn.. And I was really looking forward to raping and pillaging.. Can we at least start a few riots?

It takes a man of weak will to need the rapture to do the things he really wants to do.

[a500lbgorilla]

So, uhh, we sure weren't raptured, but were we really expecting any of us to be welcomed into Jesus' home?

[baudib]

i really thought this would become an Erik Seidel thread /epicfail

[Jack Sawyer]

I wonder what the effect of yet another failed doomsday event will have on the total number of atheists and agnostics, particularly in the "western world".

[philly and the phanatics]

was there a spike after this same guy wrongly called one happening in 1994 ?

edit- @jack sawyer ldo

[kevster]

From the BBC......


An atheist and entrepreneur from New Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.


He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.


They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."

[boost]

From the BBC......


An atheist and entrepreneur from New Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.


He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.


They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."

link please.. this is fucking awesome.

[oskar]

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets

smart motherfucker.

[oskar]

YouTube - ‪THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST‬‏

Unrelated, but I like the idea. This is potential blockbuster material.

[kevster]

Original Beeb story....

BBC News - 'Rapture' apocalypse prediction sparks atheist reaction

This is awesome too.....

BBC News - 'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails

[a500lbgorilla]

I wonder what the effect of yet another failed doomsday event will have on the total number of atheists and agnostics, particularly in the "western world".

The faithful will roundly laugh at these fringe weirdos. Believing in the rapture is being a good Christian. Putting a date to it is being a fool.

[kiwiMark]

Meanwhile, the evangelist at the centre of the claim, Harold Camping, has not been seen since before the deadline.

Clearly he's the only one who was raptured and the rest of his followers were impure after all.

[Keith]

does this mean that all believers who survived are liars?

[kiwiMark]

to be fair, who hasn't had the odd guilty thought about sex with elephants

[baudib]

Check out pic of this guy looking at his watch

Despite preparations, believers of apocalypse shocked when doomsday time passes without incident

[a500lbgorilla]

[givememyleg]

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets

smart motherfucker.

fuck, one of those why didnt i think of how to exploit these people moments

[boost]

what is strange is that the payment structure actually reflects the fact that this Atheist pet saver has treated this as a real business. For an extra pet it is only $20 more, this makes sense because the pet saver will already be at the home, so it is not much more effort to grab additional pets. Like, he's actually thought the business through beyond just taking advantage of the suckers, it's as if he actually believes to some extent... a bit of a mindfuck if you ask me.

[kevster]

what is strange is that the payment structure actually reflects the fact that this Atheist pet saver has treated this as a real business. For an extra pet it is only $20 more, this makes sense because the pet saver will already be at the home, so it is not much more effort to grab additional pets. Like, he's actually thought the business through beyond just taking advantage of the suckers, it's as if he actually believes to some extent... a bit of a mindfuck if you ask me.

No, surely he's making it look that way for the benefit of the believers. But wait, they're not that clever.......

[boost]

No, surely he's making it look that way for the benefit of the believers. But wait, they're not that clever.......

exactly.

[OngBonga]

I got raptured, I'm in heaven. Camping isn't here, God thinks he's a twat. Only four people got raptured in the end; there was me, an Icelandic 23-year-old girl, and two Japanese boys aged 14. We're the only true believers. I didn't even know I was one of them until I got raptured. It turns out God is a butterfly on another planet. I only suggested it once as a joke, but he was happy I was spreading the word. Lucky me.

[baudib]

Does Gahd order chinky?

[Donachello]

Why the two Japanese kids?

[Shotglass]

Why the two Japanese kids?

Ong's having fantasies again.

[kevster]

Does Gahd order chinky?

Boom!

[Monty3038]

I think I got ruptured.

[supa]

Why the two Japanese kids?

Ongs version of heaven. He left out the part where the icelandic chic has a giant penis.

[OngBonga]

I was either being random or shotglass is correct.

If I'd have said girls I think he'd have been correct. Just kidding, 14-year-olds are way too young, even for a sick fucker like me. I fantasise about Japanese 18-year-old schoolgirls that look younger but have pubes.

[OngBonga]

Does Gahd order chinky?

No, we just eat pure sugar up here.

[Shotglass]

You sure you're "up there", Ong?
The goofball came out and said that he miscalculated and the date is actually October 21st.
It's not feeling kinda warm is it?