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  1. #1

    Default Kitten Cannon

    Here's a fun game that I've been addicted to tonight:
    http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

    Highest score I've gotten is 1330, can you top it?

    I wish we could make this into a gambling game!
    He who drinks beer sleeps well.
    He who sleeps well cannot sin.
    He who does not sin goes to Heaven.
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    I wish we could make this into a gambling game!
    GABE!
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    1435 on my first try, now I can't even get close to that....
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    1895

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    Let's talk strategy.

    I've been 8-tabling this all morning and at first thought 45º at 100% was the best aim, but then changed to 30º at 100% for a good balance of speed/height out of the cannon. Discuss.
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    I dont think the launch is all that important compared to getting about five or six lucky bounces. My highest score right now: 1119.
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    im probably just a fish with selective memory, but I've done best when aiming the cannon as low as possible with 100% power.
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    He who sleeps well cannot sin.
    He who does not sin goes to Heaven.
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    I hereby retire from kitten-launching:

  9. #9
    Damnit I can't beat my high of 1834
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    omgomogmgomomg i retire now. stupid fucking plants. i was looking to go over 2000 easily, hit 4 bombs in a row, then landed right in a plants mouth... i hate life
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    Oh, that was obnoxious. I just had the same problem as you, pretty much. My cat was flying, it went up to 200 ft high and the screen was shooting by so fast it was basically a blur - and at 1920 feet and still moving fast, I got snapped up by a plant. Grrrrrr.
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    I own you all


    2247..............ship it!
  13. #13
    ha ha 2275 suckas... I own!!
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    screenshots are the only proof. No screenshot, no title.

    Moderator DECREES
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    10000
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    screenshots are the only proof. No screenshot, no title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by midas06
    10000
    See what i mean?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dalecooper
    I hereby retire from kitten-launching:




    oH..I OWN you, DALECOOPER!
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    AND my kitty's standing on his FEET.

    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Oh, you bastard. I shall kitten-launch until I get 50,000!
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    Well I know I said I retired but I was waiting for the girl to get done getting ready this morning and loaded it up... man I am running into a heavy dose of Kitten Cannon varience.... I didn't even break 1,100!! RIGGED.
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    During this record-breaking run, my kitten also reached an altitude of 444 feet (after hitting the pile of explosives, then a floating bomb, then a trampoline all in succession). It actually was hovering around 200 feet for at least half of the launch, which is pretty amazing.
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    Mmmm kitten.
    || The shows over. A lot of people look pissed. ||
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    2751 im in second place!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    2751 im in second place!
    No screenshot = no record.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JD52


    Mmmm kitten.


    ...............

    Holy crap.........................

    .............

    ..................................
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    I hate this game... it's so rigged... so many bad beats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    2751 im in second place!
    No screenshot = no record.
    awwwww cmon i wouldnt lie
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    i hate you for posting this link.
    1 hour wasted, moving onto hour 2
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike4066
    i hate you for posting this link.
    1 hour wasted, moving onto hour 2
    who is that chick in your avatar?! wow.
  30. #30
    Damn, my best run by far was almost immediately destroyed! This game sucks.
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    i posted a link to her myspace page in the community somewhere, check the "may is hot chicks" avatar thread.
  32. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by JD52


    Mmmm kitten.
    Bumped by popular demand!

    Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
    || The shows over. A lot of people look pissed. ||
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    nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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    I challenge someone to get a lower score.

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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    I hate this game... it's so rigged... so many bad beats.
    Only online kitten cannon is rigged.

    Real life kitten cannon is fair.
  36. #36
    The lowest I could get was 13.....
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    omg what a bump
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    oh wtf bob? You've just killed my next hour before class.
  40. #40
    i had good reults before at this by putting it almost as low as possible then if you hit a ballon or bomb thing it will really get you momentum.
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    interesting thread choice imo

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